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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Ithaca, NY Come for the prestigious colleges, the picturesque lake and waterfalls, the wine-rich hills, the colorful cultural diversity. Stay because every single traffic light is red.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Them: What's wrong with you? Me: I sniffed a lot of books when I was little.

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Wile E. Young @texascthulhu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

NOTES FROM AN EDITOR LOSING THEIR MIND #5 *This is from a novel currently undergoing a rewrite, and spoiler alert, they are. 😂

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Release Day! Have you ever wondered what Buffy the Vampire Slayer would be like if she were Amish? Of course not, but now you can find out Bloodspringa. Now available. #indieauthors #newrelease #vampire #horror #romance

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

They've arrived! Bloodspringa. Amish and Vampires and ????, oh my! #horror #vampireromance #butter

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

It should come as no surprise that vampires from 19th century Europe would prefer their blood plain. Bloodspringa, releasing June 26th. #amish #vampires #fiction #horror #indiebooks

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Purchase links coming soon. BLOODSPRINGA

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Tonight's middle school jazz concert featured an accordion solo. I can feel the spirit of Weird Al smiling down on us.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

If I had a nickel for every time the San Jose Sharks came back from a big deficit after a player got injured, I'd only have 2 nickels, but it's still wild that it's happened twice.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

If you spatchcock your turkey and don't pretend you're the Predator while pulling out the spine, you're doing it wrong. Happy Thanksgiving.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

It's Bonus Refrigerator season.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

T0P Downstairs🎶 🎶💔♥️ Throwback to the old days, and at a perfect time. #TwentyOnePilots

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

My new gaming rig is going to be incredible.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Oh, cool, the three novels I need to read for (secret project) were collected into 1 omnibus. I can order a paperback used copy here for ... $1,400 ... Hmm. Maybe ebook after all.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

If we release a phony Epstein List on the War Thunder forums, it'll only be a matter of time before we get the real one.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

There's an old dude with a short white beard, Panama hat, and cane dancing at this block party, and I'm really hoping he tells me "Welcome to Jurassic Park" at some point.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Happy 4th of July to those fighting for and defending their freedoms. May you outlast the tyrants and those oppessing and hurting the innocent.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

So, did all the bands that vanished 10 years ago coordinate their returns for 2025, or did the music industry equivalent of Iron Man undo a Thanos snap? 'Cuz I've lost count of the number of old groups that have reemerged from the ether.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

When it's translated into the church-lingo alternative, is it still "What the actual fudge?" or does it become "What the artificial fudge?"

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

"I'm a short king." -- patronizing, hollow, unmotivating. "I'm not short, I'm tall for a FromSoft protagonist." -- friggin' empowering, grossly incandescent, I could defeat 'Mohg, the Lord of Blood' if given enough tries.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Just a bunch of crazy kids at Stokercon piling into my mom's car to cruise the town. The Ethiopian food was incredible. w/Kevin Lucia, Mercedes Murdock Yardley, Valerie B. Williams, & Patrick Freivald

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Big FLCL fan. Dandadan scratches that same itch.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

*write a semi-autobiographical, coming-of-age, Appalachian horror novel about where I grew up *have parents, who still live in the woods, beta-read it for feedback *Mom: "I'm starting to hear voices outside after reading." *box checked

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Goomba says you should all be having impromptu adventures. #corgi #Owego

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I would like to thank @joshmalerman.bsky.social for writing Incidents Around the House so I have a recent comp title when pitching. Oh, and also because it's a darn good book. 😄

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Annnddd... Chapter 8 (of 10) in Susquehanna is complete, 1st draft. It's been a while since I hit my stride like this. Impossible to know for sure until I hear back from crit readers, but I think Chapter 8 (and 9) might have some of the biggest HoLyCrAp!! moments I've ever written.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Hey, Dante, can you add another circle of hell for cafes whose "cold brew" is just iced coffee with an upcharge? That stuff's watered down. If I order cold brew, I want that caffeine hitting me like I'm Batman's parents in an alley.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

And...here...we...go. Taking off much of the coming week to make big gains in my WIP before Stokercon. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Susquehanna should be finished this summer.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Muldoon's Jeep in Jurassic Park is gas-powered, therefore he is using T-rexes to outrun a T-Rex.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

The original mukbang video

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Me, to my son in the passenger seat: "You're listening to British rap in our Japanese car while driving home in America with your Polish grandmother in the back seat. Isn't the 21st century great."

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

According to Toto's Africa, there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. Gorillas are from Africa. Therefore, gorilla beats 100 men.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Owego has a special new place in Cloudcroft Studios - a barn turned into an arts retreat, a 19th century one-room schoolhouse turned into an arts learning and exhibition space. Both buildings sit next to an old cemetery and are surrounded by rolling green hills.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Finally saw Sinners. It lives up to its reputation.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Not as good as the CW Briar recipe, but still pretty darn good, and no 2-hour prep time. Also comes in pulled pork-style, and that one's even tastier.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

America is a country that will applaud Superman defeating the evil X-4000 robot on Thursday and then celebrate Lex Luthor releasing the X-5000 on Friday.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Hearing Yungblud take a left turn into 70s prog rock.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Hey, Special Forces. I've worked with you guys in the past. Full respect for the men and women serving over there, but ... titling your promotional videos "Would You Like to Know More?" has not been recommended since 1997.

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CW Briar @cwbriar.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Truffle and Priscilla got fresh plants, including a banana tree. Yes, they're spoiled.

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