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@cuteosphere.bsky.social
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they/them Art tags: #brainbunnies #littlecaps #loubie #mixy #pelliculus #wolderstoke #neopets #splatoon

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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 10h
I’m right but I shouldn’t fucking say it
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 10h
Me: [squinting at AO3] non sexual age regression? Me: that’s what SpongeBob does in that episode with his grandma Me: wow! Shut the fuck up!!
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All work and no play #brainbunnies
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I will give the benefit of the doubt to 10,000 “neurotypicals” “pretending” before I police a single person on whether they’re “actually neurodivergent”. I’m not a fucking cop
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“He enveloped her on three sides” is where it really started getting into some extra-dimensional shit to me
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Butrter
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My gf is such a little sicko
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Interesting that the cheese in question isn’t specified
Also spread [usually butrter] means spreads OTHER than butter seem allowed
So by his logic, I can use Nutella and babybels on a naan bread to make a grilled cheese
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I saw the control stuff and immediately was struck by how huge and wrinkled your brain is
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think in omegaverse you wouldn’t be allowed to be a high ranking republican without being / convincing everyone you are an alpha so if he’s NOT an alpha he would have lived a vastly different life that would have produced a different (albeit potentially just as repugnant) man
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
two panel comic
1st panel: finger pointing at a drawing of a sexy mouse
"this is not appropriate for our audience."
2nd panel: finger tapping erratically at a drawing of a sexy mouse BUT with a Copyright RODENT LLC and a $80.99 sticker 
"THIS is approproiate for our audience (got it, idiot?)"
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So glad he recovered from feeling bad about his ex fat shaming him so he could return to his true passion, fat shaming *me* LMAO
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me: minding my own business spreading cream cheese on rice cakes Brother: SNORT u know that doesn’t work right 😏 ur just adding fat to them that defeats the purpose Me: I just watched you eat 3 chocolate bars Brother: I’m pre diabetic I NEED BLOOD SUGAR Genuinely can’t stand this prick oh my god
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If u know someone with toxic masculinity disease literally the only thing you have to do to keep them off ur shit is own cute / pink things My brother: do you have headphones I can borrow pleease just for an hour at the gym I’ll bring them back please please Me: they’re pink Brother: … never mind
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the funniest possible way they could have written this. “I would LOVE to be trans” said with the same inflection as “I wish I could help you but my hands are tied”
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the boss fight is a woman with a complex you know the music is going to absolutely fucking slap
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t know how to do it but I feel in my bones that a pleather for breakfast (no more heroes) / poisonous flower (Endacopia) mix would go hard as fuck
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s exhausting to have such a huge brain and be so sexy but I persevere
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When donkey changes back shrek literally says to him “you still look like a noble steed to me” reassuring him that his physical body is not what defines his identity
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The king is secretly a trans man. Donkey has body dysmorphia that is explored throughout. I am not taking criticism at this time
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you want to take it even further, not just ogres but fairytale creatures in general can function as LGBT people in the narrative. Considering how the first movie has a king rounding them up and exiling them all to try to make his kingdom ‘perfect’
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching shrek 2 and choosing to interpret it through the metaphor of a woman introducing her butch wife to her parents, who expected her to be cured of her homosexuality and marry a man
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even though I drew this one at least a year ago (maybe two don’t remember) I still think I was right
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Update: brother says he will “soon” be taking his dog with him to his gf’s place. I am skeptical if he will take care of him or just expect his gf to, we’ll see. My dad was unexpectedly sweet and said to me “I’d rather you had him”
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Calling him Johnny Guilty Gear made it instantly clear who I was talking about though, right?
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Albert Wesker is not named Johnny
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even though I drew this one at least a year ago (maybe two don’t remember) I still think I was right
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hampter
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m gonna do it I’m gonna unclog my fucking pen. Just do it. Fucking dO IT
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love how much contempt you seem to have for this Wobblebug fellow
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m in a deadlock where I have new cute things but I’ve decided I’m not allowed to open them until I clean my fountain pen (because I want to draw with it), but I’ve been too tired to clean my fountain pen so I just keep staring longingly at the box
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A collection of diary comics about my dreams
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I could swear on anything that I brush this thing and god himself would not believe me. He looks like salon floor sweepins
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know what you are
Scruffy little dog stares at you
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn [fumbling a piece of paper out of my pocket] gonna need to tell me where all the nasty porn of every character on this list is as uh. Evidence of misdeeds
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A collection of diary comics about my dreams
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh that brushable toy one is MINE
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s Dune, it could very feasibly just be a hard cock
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did I metabolise them too fast in my sleep or what. Why the fuck does this happen
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate when I wake up from a nap and it feels like I’m off my meds. Soaked in sweat, everything is spinning, can’t remember who I am
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Somi @onlysomi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
get cheezed idiot HA gottem
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CW: dissociation, suicidal ideation, body dysmorphia Comics made in 2022 when I was feeling soooo normal
Panel one: [yawn]
Panel 2: what’s up you ugly bitch
Panel 3: someday I’ll kill you with a fucking hammer (ha ha)
Panel 4: nut up and do it then loserPanel 1: don’t you think this has gone too far
Panel 2: we both know you never expected to love this long. Why are you here
Panel 3: I’m scared of not existing (hmm)
Panel 4: but isn’t living this way scarier?Panel 1: it’s awful isn’t it
Panel 2: feels like a heavy, disgusting costume you can’t take off
Panel 3: you can feel it, right. When you imagine pulling out of it through the back
Panel 4: feels amazing doesn’t it (yeah) ha ha, how sad
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Years ago, had an idea for a comic about a moon rabbit sent to Earth to scope it out for invasion. He’s lazy & keeps reporting back that they’re still doing recon, sort of like if Invader Zim decided to just chill on earth to avoid having to do his damn job (+ combat and culture specialists)
Three cartoon rabbits of various sizes, one holding a shotgunCartoon rabbits of various sizes interacting
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The shotgun is because I designed the mute combat expert Daisy to be a cluster of Doom references lmao
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Conflicted. A pet is a big responsibility and constricts freedom, but we’re already caring for him so is it actually that big a deal, stuff like that. More emotional ones feel like stealing him is akin to rescue
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You get it. Thats clearly a human man, he’s wearing a tie
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The tie is his “human disguise”
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Years ago, had an idea for a comic about a moon rabbit sent to Earth to scope it out for invasion. He’s lazy & keeps reporting back that they’re still doing recon, sort of like if Invader Zim decided to just chill on earth to avoid having to do his damn job (+ combat and culture specialists)
Three cartoon rabbits of various sizes, one holding a shotgunCartoon rabbits of various sizes interacting
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is my step son. Don’t feel inclined to be nice to him, he’s a little jerk
A scruffy little dog
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