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Cute Funny Nerdy

@cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social
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36. Kacchako💕 can’t spell on a good day. Nsfw cause ima big girl. Doesn’t know how to write in bio😘

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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bro whole ass empty restaurant and this group of cheer leaders. My foot is at the bottom 🙄
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guys I just cried cause my kid ate my hot Cheetos I know what’s coming 😂
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First day of fall and it’s almost 85°. Gotta love California. But seriously I need it to be like 70° now please and a little cloudy with no wind!!!
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My kid’s school sending me a Truancy notice and I notice her teachers are doing that bull shit where they take attendance based on whether or not their cell phone is in a pocket and not actually looking to see if the students are there… be so fucken for reals
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m so tired of everything… I need to get off this planet…
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My dad I shouldn’t let my kids stay home from school when they’re sick. Apparently they take advantage of me when they don’t feel good but I remember being so sick I couldn’t stay awake and they wouldn’t pick me from school. My kids I get to decide 😂
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m going to continue complaining about the weather until they turn on the cold again cause what do you mean it was 106 today
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dude this weather is crazy! Like what do you mean it’s gonna be 100° tomorrow with fuckass humidity. It September it’s supposed to be 70°
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Almost 90% humidity 💀 I don’t have ac in this room 😭
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hate this weather why is it already 80° it’s only 8 am
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My son got a bunch of books for his birthday and all I heard when we were putting the books away was my mom say under her breath but loud enough for me to hear “oh stuff you’re never going to read to him” I still read to my older children on a regular basis… Why the fuck is she like this…?
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I haven’t turned on an alarm in over a year. This shit is unpleasant
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I just realized I haven’t eaten anything all day and have been asleep since 2 pm and it’s almost 7pm
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m getting so fed up with apples auto correct.
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Collecting Pokemon cards away supposed to be fun
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So confused why there’s a halftime show for the World Cup… only this country
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Who would have guessed a cinnamon roll taste kinda bland with out the frosting
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Damn pinche useless forwards. You can’t stand around waiting for the ball to come to you. À la otra don’t go easy on them be aggressive Pues you did good Mexico we made it this far and it was a good one, see you in four years. And ojala que vallan a los finales next time 😌
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Croatia got robbed of that goal FIFA is fucken shit!
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My family was talking about the illegal tariffs trump implemented over lunch and I was like watch him be like “I’m giving you all a stimulus check (rambles)” But what they’re actually doing is reimbursing us for them for the ~7-8k they owe us and just framing it like the fraud is a favor for us
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Japan/Brazil game is a crime against humanity lol Don’t come at me I just don’t like brazils soccer team 😂
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s been years since I worked on my fan fic. I had forgotten everything I had written. I want to go back to it but I have to read it. I’m on chapter five of fifteen… wish me luck. Hopefully I catch any inconsistencies and maybe I’ll edit it or add more context. I’m not sure yet.
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Me rn at 3am: I have sooooo my ideas Also me: I’m sleepy
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I swear I get so pissed off watching and listening to the dumb shit my dad and my brother say and do. I want to buy the till their stupid tiny idiot brains are corrected.
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My mom washed my cast iron pan… she said it was really dirty so she used the pink stuff on it while I put my baby down for a nap. I politely said thank you and began the process all over again. This is the third time she’s done this. I have to remember hide my pans
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I have like eight pairs of head phones and I cannot find a single one…
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Told my kid that Laufey sounds like elevator music and she got mad 😂
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My kid is trying the buldak soup for the first time after hearing friends say it was super spicy. She said it wasn’t spicy so she put hot Cheetos in it, she is currently dunking her hot Cheetos into the broth. She said she needs to try the other one which is supposed to be spicy-er.
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Told my kid yesterday I’d take her to get Pokemon cards. She woke up at five in the morning. If only she did that when it was school time.
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I’ve come to the realization that I both hate and love editing videos. Maybe I need a better editing software and my pc back up and running. Doing this on my phone is driving me nuts
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Me: working on my youtube channel while my mom takes my son and plays with him and my husband is on a business call with his brother My dad: if I open a tax filing company do you want to work there cause a job is the only way to make money and live comfortably
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Last night my middle one was listening to nirvana. I asked who she was listening to and she said nunya as in nunya business. I laughed and walked away, we’ve played nirvana in the car her whole existence and I don’t think she realizes it 🤣
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I’m about to block my mom on the face app for sending me parenting ai slop garbage videos like I haven’t been a parent for the last fifteen years 🙄
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Woke up today with my body hurting really bad. Nothing new but it just hurts more today than all the other days so far, still have to do stuff but it’s been really hard and I feel super drained. Hurray for chronic pain my doctors refuse to treat 😮‍💨
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Yesterday my oldest had a ceremony at school to celebrate her achieving the honor roll, today I got an email saying her truancies are an issue. It’s for two days that I never cleared. One day she was with her dad and I doing errands the other because she was sick. I fucken cant 🙄
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
You guys ever see one of these things before. I haven’t #myheroacademia
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marafish @marafish.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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a red and pink cross stitch on blue fabric. "everything I love causes carpal tunnel" surrounded by hearts, a needle and thread, and a skein of embroidery floss.
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It should be illegal to wake up before nine on the weekends
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Some guy on Reddit said I’m not a Pokemon card collector cause I just started. I wonder how far he has the stick up his ass
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My dog figured out that the microwave sounds mean food.
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
When your parents bring weird things…
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I saw my brother scrolling through his texts yesterday one of his contacts said “Mommy”, I can’t figure out if our mom texts him or if it’s someone he’s seeing I’m not going to ask him cause that weird to me.
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
My oldest just text me to ask me if she could ditch her math class the last class of the day I told her to grab her bike and escape her school to come home lol She’s too scared to do that cause she’s never ditched a class before I think I raised a good child with no intentions of delinquency 😂
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
My husband- “babe! (our younger daughter) said I look lame. Can you believe this I’m over her with my Yugioh shirt and Yugioh earrings and she said I don’t look super cool!” Me- “… ok”
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
My husband brings me snacks when I breastfeed the baby.
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Pretty rude of MY(kids) four day weekend to be over making me turn on my alarm 😡
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
My husband put anime on for our son because he has to go to sleep. Husband goes to work at five in the morning, our baby is two months old.
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I’ve been sitting in the car for an hour already because of this rain. Had to drive the kids to school. Honestly it surprises me still that Californians don’t know how to drive in the freaking RAIN!!!
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
My baby is only a month old My husband bought this… a bath basketball set the baby won’t be able to use for at least another year
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Cute Funny Nerdy @cutefunnynerdy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Look who decided to show up… fucken summer!!! why the fuck does it already feel like it’s 80 degrees
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