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CutCafe

@cutcafe.bsky.social
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He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️ Full time youtuber, part time funny theory man. www.youtube.com/@CutCafe

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bluesky doesn't have much room XD The game is Tragedy Theater by the way! And my video is like- nearly 2 hours? I'm surprised nobody else has talked about it. It's "child mascot" names are also hilariously bad. "Chicken Pork Pork" is one, and below is a picture of the character "Kiss Me Harder"
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Youtube has decreed that I am a child because I was... watching a video on the government shutdown? Ah yes, my favorite childhood activity. Watching videos about the senate and government funding.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"i can probably delete this line, it doesn't look that important" #Indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #meme
Panel 1: (Poorly drawn me looks happy) "Alright, I'm going to take a month off in June to work on my game!" "Then after that I'll work on it along side videos"
Panel 2: (Poorly drawn me's head is slightly smushed backwards, but not noticeably so) "I know I still have a week of my break, but maybe I can put it on pause for a bit so I can get ahead and catch up on making videos for when the break is over"
Panel 3: (Even more noticeably smushed back) "I could work on my game. But I only just got off break, I should still catch up on my Youtube Revenue"
Panel 4: (Most smushed back) "I know it's been a while since I've actually worked on my game, but I need to get this upcoming, literally the longest video I've ever made, done!"
Panel 5: (back to normal) "Damn this hour long video essay is going great! Maybe I should do a little bit of coding work!"
Panel 6: (Shows a bunch of nonsense spaghetti code presumably written by them in the past) "If code shits itself, kindly ask it not to (30 frames) +1 to Variable "fuck"" "DO NOT DELETE IT MAKES THEM GO TO THE CORNER FOR SOME REASON (pointing to) Coconut.PNG" "Loop > DO NOT LOOP THIS > Is event on tile 12, 6? If not, are they on 13, 6?"
Panel 7: (looks confused)
Panel 8: (They grab the computer, their face looks disoriented and stretched) "the fuck is this shit"
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
The long-video curse at its finest. Looks like we have another hour long video coming your way, Youtube. I am not looking forward to recording this man, my throat never does.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
awww yeah
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
aww yeah it's ants, yo
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
(Oh, yeah and here's the other thumbnails!) (Kindergarten theory PT1 and my Disturbing Vocaloid Video based on older-style Youtube thumbnails/AkiDearist's older thumbnail style!)
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
"Nugget knows no love" (I got youtube thumbnails done today! Here's one for Kindergarten theory PT2 I think looks pretty great!)
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Interesting thing about the Kindergarten games (1-3), you know how several characters will remember things from certain routes despite them being impossible due to the timeloop? Well, as it were, the only way this is possible are if they come from different timelines... Here's my findings.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
So for my youtube video, they recently started doing shorts with these wildly different 3d models (yes they are supposed to be of the same character) But I SWEAR for the life of me that I've seen these models before. If anyone happens to find me a link/image proof I'll shout you out in the video.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Anyone else annoyed that Google recently made it where if you use google search too many times when asking code questions it pops up an ad trying to tell you to use Gemini instead? Like for the last time I don't want you to code FOR me, **I** want to learn so I can actually know what I'm doing.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
THE END IS NEIGH *clown nose honk*
A stock photo of a clown visibly shouting
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
it gets worse too, I'm looking at it right now and I ABSOLUTELY am on it. Not exactly the "Creator" creator, but they comment on literally every video of 'hers' and seems to be the main prompt engineer for the channel. In other comments they apologize to her for not responding right away and (1/2)
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Haven't committed to the idea yet, but thinking about maybe doing a Youtube Livestream again (just as a draw and vibe stream while I make some sprites for my game?) Could be fun (and prevent the algorithm for decimating me for leaving) I whipped up a thumbnail for if I did & thought it looked nice!
Spice (my Youtube character) holding up a messy drawing of a cat in a dress, scowling at it. Beside it in the background, the actual character the messy drawing is supposed to be of, but without their face (instead having a question mark).
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Or they could protecc the sheep! Wolves can eat things like foxes or lone coyotes that try to eat the sheep, as well as other prey animals that may out-compete grass-eating in their plains (like rabbits, deer, etc) to keep the sheep on top! As such this remains a purely wholesome hood classic.
Cat with hyper-realistic thumbs up looking at the camera
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Whipped up some art for the ENA: Dream BBQ theory video before I'm stuck living in a car again for a few days. Think it turned out pretty great! Not sure how often I'll be using the ENA Dialogue Animation in place of my PNGs, but thought it'd be a nice thing to have! Makes it feel more me. ^^
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Was sick and felt like drawing, so I redrew my Indie Mascot Horror monster concept and cleaned em up. Now my design looks SICK too! (Left is old design, right is new design!) Thoughts? :D
Old Design of DOGNew design of DOG
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
While working on a video I looked up "TCNick bullying Vernias" and it gave me a HELP HOTLINE, wh--???? Is there some correlation with the Vern Nation I didn't know about before joining @vernias.bsky.social??
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
New Outro Animation! (first time I've genuinely tried lip-syncing without straight up giving up)! Expect to be seeing it in April (probably the Hat in Time video going up on Youtube on the 18th probably?) Song is "Gross" by Penelope Scott
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Finally got my new Youtube PNGs done, 16 different poses with variants adding up to a whopping 67 different PNGs! Took a while seeing as the old computer with Spice v3 (which was almost done) died. Though I finally got around to take 4, and these look great!! These are some of my favorite ones.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Figured I'd post this sketch here too! I honestly would love to make my own indie horror game, maybe I'll start the process sometime in May-June? So many things I wish horror games did more (especially MASCOT) that I'd love to try my hand at making. Been a while since I've tried the Indie dev life!
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A filmora (editing software) timeline, showing an intensely edited video over an hour long.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Yet another update on my upcoming video, this is how long it is after editing the audio. I hope you gets like long video essays on niche indie games that people have a love-hate relationship with! Ah well, at least I'm getting all (read: most) my love for Winds of Change down onto a video
A screenshot of a video in the editing software "Filmora" that is an hour and four minutes AFTER having been edited (audio track only).
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
...uh. Thanks Animal Crossing.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Next Friday's video (13th) was only supposed to be like 15 pages. I haven't even got to the last chapter of the game yet. Thanks Hyperfixation.
A zoomed in screenshot of a Google Doc, showing that they are on page 20 out of 22 total pages.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Either way, hoping to get a video on one of my favorite games of all time out for the 13th. My Ho_Salt Cat video and Sprunki video doing well means I can take a few risks this month, so there's gonna be a few niche videos coming up! Anyways, here's a pic of me. (5/5)
A small kitten with a chef's hat, and the text "Is he cooking?" in ariel above.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For all the folks who decided to pop by my new Bluesky account, here's a teaser for the next video! Videos will be slowing down in Dec (probably only 2 videos this month) but expect to hear about some amazing Indie Gems this Christmas!
A thumbnail showing 3 furry characters from the Visual Novel game "Winds of Change".
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Something about a sky that's blue? I have a Bluesky now! May the skies be ever clear!
A black kiwi bird hunched over with comedically long legs.
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