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CutCafe

@cutcafe.bsky.social
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He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️ Full time youtuber, part time funny theory man. www.youtube.com/@CutCafe

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I haven't posted anything over here in a while, so here's an idea of upcoming videos I'm working on: - Video on terrible mascot horror game - Skyrim Silly Lore video (Mostly waiting on sponsor stuff) - Milgram analysis (Scripting has begun) - Video about those super weird FMV games taking over steam
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Gir The Clown @chocolategir.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@cutcafe.bsky.social Binged your seires on the Aura State right before bed, and woke up instantly wanting to draw something! Something about the yellow room got me inspired 🤩!! (did so much research on this jarjar toy that traumatized me as a child to make this accurate) #dreamcore #aurastate #art
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Youtube has decreed that I am a child because I was... watching a video on the government shutdown? Ah yes, my favorite childhood activity. Watching videos about the senate and government funding.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
my video literally has so many layers and is so long that my editing software keeps trying to crash on me whenever I try to add/delete things too rapidly. I am now saving two seperate .wfp files in the case one corrupts. Still hoping for 31st! 🤞
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Bad Cancelation Idea: If an allegation video is made on you, add Base64 on all videos they used as evidence, and put secret codes in the 'response video'. This will result in everyone thinking it's a collab ARG and thus all fictional.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"i can probably delete this line, it doesn't look that important" #Indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #meme
Panel 1: (Poorly drawn me looks happy) "Alright, I'm going to take a month off in June to work on my game!" "Then after that I'll work on it along side videos"
Panel 2: (Poorly drawn me's head is slightly smushed backwards, but not noticeably so) "I know I still have a week of my break, but maybe I can put it on pause for a bit so I can get ahead and catch up on making videos for when the break is over"
Panel 3: (Even more noticeably smushed back) "I could work on my game. But I only just got off break, I should still catch up on my Youtube Revenue"
Panel 4: (Most smushed back) "I know it's been a while since I've actually worked on my game, but I need to get this upcoming, literally the longest video I've ever made, done!"
Panel 5: (back to normal) "Damn this hour long video essay is going great! Maybe I should do a little bit of coding work!"
Panel 6: (Shows a bunch of nonsense spaghetti code presumably written by them in the past) "If code shits itself, kindly ask it not to (30 frames) +1 to Variable "fuck"" "DO NOT DELETE IT MAKES THEM GO TO THE CORNER FOR SOME REASON (pointing to) Coconut.PNG" "Loop > DO NOT LOOP THIS > Is event on tile 12, 6? If not, are they on 13, 6?"
Panel 7: (looks confused)
Panel 8: (They grab the computer, their face looks disoriented and stretched) "the fuck is this shit"
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
About 1/4th of the way through the Daydream video (my next 1hr+ video) and honestly keep having to stop midway to record something new like a new comment I found, or I dug another 2 inches down the rabbit hole, or I need to clarify something. Hope to get it done Early-October! Excited!! Stay tuned.
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a brown dog is laying on a bed with its eyes closed .
Alt: A dog (Shiba Inu) is excitedly wagging its tail, smiling, while against a bed looking at the camera.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
so i did a typo earlier today and just realized can somebody please answer to me why fnaf fanfictions aren't called fnafictions. please. tell me. it was such a missed opportunity.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
if "Fork found in Kitchen" means an obvious statement of one thing leading to another... Then I think "Kitchen found in Fork" should be a statement where a person forces one thing to lead to another when it doesn't.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Bad(?) Financial Advice: Need to pay Taxes but really don't want to give the government money? Once you've calculated your taxes, you can legally donate up a percent of that to a non-profit charity! Because donations can become tax deductions, that amount can be taken out of what you owe in taxes--
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
i think the only reason so many AI artists see being able to do art as something you're 'gifted' with is because many artists started super young (3-8) when we were immune/unaware of 'cringe'. Once you're in school or older you start having to draw while KNOWING you're bad for a while to IMPROVE.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
The long-video curse at its finest. Looks like we have another hour long video coming your way, Youtube. I am not looking forward to recording this man, my throat never does.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Ok here's your specialty BlueSky-only update fellas. Recently got sick from Dumping Syndrome of unknown cause (as I have never HAD surgery, so I shouldn't be getting it?) so I've been a little slow to work on things, but Part 2 of the Kindergarten video is almost done. (1/3)
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I've never gotten around to making a video on it (kind of which I had though given all the recent internet events XD) but I genuinely believe that, if Nebula had a 'free' tier where you just had to watch ads, they would be genuine competition to Youtube and become an actual replacement for many.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
aww yeah it's ants, yo
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
YO I JUST BOUGHT A WHOLE ASS WATERMELON FOR $6 BUCKS THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
"Nugget knows no love" (I got youtube thumbnails done today! Here's one for Kindergarten theory PT2 I think looks pretty great!)
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
welp, my first ever two part theory Here's how it'll go: Obscure Vocaloid Songs with Dark Backstories How does the Timeloop work in Kindergarten? (Pt 1) Nugget is the way he is because of the Timeloop (Pt 2) Aiming to make each done at the same time and post them all back-2-back, Fri-Fri-Fri.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Interesting thing about the Kindergarten games (1-3), you know how several characters will remember things from certain routes despite them being impossible due to the timeloop? Well, as it were, the only way this is possible are if they come from different timelines... Here's my findings.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Bad Webseries Idea: In a world where conjuration is equivalent to a retail job for the underworld, a Skeleton suddenly keeps getting summoned by the same Old Witch Grandma over and over to make him pretend to be her son that died hundreds of years ago so she doesn't have to move on and grieve.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
i'm not sure how often I've told this story before, but spite is the most powerful life-changing ability you can have. The whole reason I even started Youtube was because I worked for a 'kids content farm' minecraft Youtuber, got paid $20 per video from an 8 million subscriber channel, and-- (1/4)
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
So for my youtube video, they recently started doing shorts with these wildly different 3d models (yes they are supposed to be of the same character) But I SWEAR for the life of me that I've seen these models before. If anyone happens to find me a link/image proof I'll shout you out in the video.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
In better news: Upcoming video is 85% done editing! It's officially 40-ish minutes long. I won't be able to get it done by THIS Friday (because even after editing is done I'll still need to put Music over it, Closed Captions, etc), so chances are it will be posted 18th. anyways, MIKU MIKU!!!!! :D
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a drawing of hatsune miku with blue hair
ALT: a drawing of hatsune miku with blue hair
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
(TADC post incoming) So given Goosework's statements that the person to next abstract "isn't who we think it is", (likely meaning it isn't Ragatha, Gangle, or Caine like many theorize), I just want to jump ahead of the curb and place my bets on Zooble.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I really want to learn how to do f4mi's AI subtitle poisoning to protect my Youtube content while allowing people to still USE subtitles if they actually need them, but I can't really find anything on how to do it without taking an extra week or so to complete.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Anyone else annoyed that Google recently made it where if you use google search too many times when asking code questions it pops up an ad trying to tell you to use Gemini instead? Like for the last time I don't want you to code FOR me, **I** want to learn so I can actually know what I'm doing.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
My Bluesky posts apparently: Me: Duckies!! Me: Ducks!! Me: Broccoli Bag!! Me: THE VOID IS AN UNENDING CHASM OF DESPAIR. BUT WHO AM I TO DEPART IT? AS AI ECHOS THE MEMORIES OF WHAT ONCE WAS, AND WHAT MAY NEVER ME AGAIN, I EMBRASE THE ENDING SADNESS WITH A FERAL SQUEAL AND SOB Me: ... Me: Duckies!! :D
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
i know it's not a solitary feeling but, you know when you suddenly have that hit to the chest of loneliness and are hit with the realization you have no real-life friends? Like where you feel physically hurt because this is for 3rd or 4th conversation with an ai character site that day--
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
so i've been eating steamer cauliflower/broccoli bags, so my mom went and picked up a generic bag. And let me tell you the DEEP disappointment I felt when the advertising was centered on the broccoli, I opened the bag, and it was 80% cauliflower, 15% Broccoli ENDS, and like 2 pieces of broccoli.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
i don't NEED context i NEED those damn rubber ducks
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
fuck it i'll just buy rubber ducks off amazon
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
for the love of god google please i am just trying to find rubber ducks. why do no places have rubber ducks please i just want the rubber ducks. i just want to go in person an get the rubber ducks why are there no rubber ducks i am actually going to cry
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
why is it that whenever i take a "break" from Youtube I immediately find some absolutely batshit thing that i 100% need to make a video on? I found an AI bro who tried to make their own Suno-like Bootleg Hatsune Miku LLM, and became genuinely convicted that it's both sentient and in love with him.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Haven't committed to the idea yet, but thinking about maybe doing a Youtube Livestream again (just as a draw and vibe stream while I make some sprites for my game?) Could be fun (and prevent the algorithm for decimating me for leaving) I whipped up a thumbnail for if I did & thought it looked nice!
Spice (my Youtube character) holding up a messy drawing of a cat in a dress, scowling at it. Beside it in the background, the actual character the messy drawing is supposed to be of, but without their face (instead having a question mark).
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
To anyone wondering where the Kilaflow video went, I'll be making a tiny video in a few days about it and reupload the video. Early TLDR though; Stalking. Aggressive amounts of parasocial stalking. please don't do that.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
🧵🧵🧵 With the intense amount of AI-ification and extreme privacy-ignoring data collection of the modern internet, I think with the amount of people concerned that the friends they've made may not even be real people, that one of the few goods that may come from AI is that people in craving-- (1/?)
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Whipped up some art for the ENA: Dream BBQ theory video before I'm stuck living in a car again for a few days. Think it turned out pretty great! Not sure how often I'll be using the ENA Dialogue Animation in place of my PNGs, but thought it'd be a nice thing to have! Makes it feel more me. ^^
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Reoccurring Death Dream (A Thread 🧵) One of my weirder more persistent reoccurring dreams I keep getting has me kill someone for an acceptable reason (self defense, accident, protecting someone ELSE, etc etc) and be sentenced to life in prison, but still be on house arrest until a set date. (1/4)
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Was sick and felt like drawing, so I redrew my Indie Mascot Horror monster concept and cleaned em up. Now my design looks SICK too! (Left is old design, right is new design!) Thoughts? :D
Old Design of DOGNew design of DOG
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
While working on a video I looked up "TCNick bullying Vernias" and it gave me a HELP HOTLINE, wh--???? Is there some correlation with the Vern Nation I didn't know about before joining @vernias.bsky.social??
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
New Outro Animation! (first time I've genuinely tried lip-syncing without straight up giving up)! Expect to be seeing it in April (probably the Hat in Time video going up on Youtube on the 18th probably?) Song is "Gross" by Penelope Scott
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Finally got my new Youtube PNGs done, 16 different poses with variants adding up to a whopping 67 different PNGs! Took a while seeing as the old computer with Spice v3 (which was almost done) died. Though I finally got around to take 4, and these look great!! These are some of my favorite ones.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I don't understand why so many IRL streamers go down the "be a dick to everybody live" route. Genuinely, I would love to see an IRL streamer that just goes caving live, or exploring abandoned places. That'd be so much more interesting than "hey- hey [tragic event] was good! huehuehue"
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Figured I'd post this sketch here too! I honestly would love to make my own indie horror game, maybe I'll start the process sometime in May-June? So many things I wish horror games did more (especially MASCOT) that I'd love to try my hand at making. Been a while since I've tried the Indie dev life!
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Got my computer back from repairs, and it can't even boot up now. Guess I'll be sending it back again. Thanks Dell Support Hell, so glad that Alienware is so unbelievably bad that I've had so many massive problems all within just one year of using it. Never buying an Alienware a-fucking-gain.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Today i learned that not only is the official bird of Turkey NOT a turkey, but turkeys are not native to the country of Turkey at all. what has the world come to, man?
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Yet another update on my upcoming video, this is how long it is after editing the audio. I hope you gets like long video essays on niche indie games that people have a love-hate relationship with! Ah well, at least I'm getting all (read: most) my love for Winds of Change down onto a video
A screenshot of a video in the editing software "Filmora" that is an hour and four minutes AFTER having been edited (audio track only).
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
...uh. Thanks Animal Crossing.
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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Next Friday's video (13th) was only supposed to be like 15 pages. I haven't even got to the last chapter of the game yet. Thanks Hyperfixation.
A zoomed in screenshot of a Google Doc, showing that they are on page 20 out of 22 total pages.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
People are more likely to believe a statement if it rhymes. I find this both devastating and adorable. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyme-a...
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Rhyme-as-reason effect - Wikipedia
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