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@cutaia.net
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Local indie/alternative artist out of Denver. Learn absolutely nothing at cutaia.net Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/34QEXPEWiAX…

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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 23h
A Thanos snap, but specifically for people who treat concerts as if it's a bar where they have to be louder than the background music to enjoy their conversation.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 23h
We started in row 64, and thought we were lucky when a worker gave us an upgrade to row 28. But when the cunts behind me still wouldn't shut the fuck up when Beck started we literally went back to to the bad seats because I would rather have a worse view but be able to hear the fucking concert.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 02/10/2026
He was great. Did a ton of sad deep cuts for the first half of the show which was amazing for someone like me who loves all of that.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 02/10/2026
I know you're being cheeky, but honestly, all the more reason to not fill everyone else's hearing aids with extraneous noise.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 02/10/2026
Fuck the entire crowd at this Beck concert. Couldn't even hear the openers because none of these Gen X fucks will shut the fuck up.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 26/09/2026
14 'o clock in the afternoon.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 26/09/2026
The worst part about using a public restroom as a man is the sheer amount of old man heavy breathing coming from a stall at any given time. Like they're doing a workout in there or something.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 26/09/2026
The part I truly don't understand is that some one apparently reviewed the appeal and thought, "Nope, can't restore this comment..."
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 26/09/2026
Suspended from commenting on Tiktok due to this, apparently offensive, comment. (Video was an Idaho State Trooper saying it's illegal to run a malfunctioning red light and that a cop won't care that it wouldn't change...but in Colorado, our lawmakers thought about that).
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 26/09/2026
A woman just lectured me about buying some energy drinks at the 7-Eleven. She then proceeded to buy a pack of menthol Pall Malls.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 26/09/2026
Haha, nice.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 26/09/2026
I'm actually not familiar with .lrc filles. I usually just use Musixmatch to distribute lyrics to the various services. I wonder if they use those files, and if so, if there's some kind of API that could be accessed...
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 26/09/2026
Who the fuck let Smokey Robinson release Gasms? 😭
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 21/09/2026
Saw these together in the trending tab, and one of these is a far better constructed version of the same joke:
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 21/09/2026
I didn't realize how much of the photo gets cropped automatically in the phone's processing, either.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 21/09/2026
Another example of the phone's Basic processing for a JPEG, vs. an edited RAW. Biggest annoyance to me is that Google doesn't make it super easy to reliably download the RAWs in a batch for editing...
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 21/09/2026
Our newest pickup from the Gem and Mineral show this week.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 13/09/2026
Flight 2026-31. MAD-DUB. I fucking hate going home through Dublin because being airside and having to go through security again anyway is so fucking stupid.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 13/09/2026
Flight 2026-30. LYS-BCN. Been a whirlwind of a few days. So much so that I forgot to even post this one, and am about to step on another plane to head home, lol. I'll get to Spain photos soon.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 11/09/2026
I fucking hate these dudes. 🫩
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 07/09/2026
Flight 2026-29. JFK-CDG. Goodbye again New York. Hello again France.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 05/09/2026
Flight 2026-28. DEN-LGA. Back on the road. A couple days in NYC, then back overseas. Let's go.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 03/09/2026
Fortunately, we really don't have a lot of conversation about this shit. She doesn't post on social media, and doesn't really bring it up. But just knowing those few things about her political opinions is disappointing enough to occasionally pop in my head when that fucker is going bonkers.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 03/09/2026
I wouldn't even bother talking to her about how disappointing her cognitive dissonance is, because quite frankly, what would be the purpose? But damn if it wouldn't be nice sometimes to just say, "Hey...you know your beliefs make no fucking sense, right?"
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 03/09/2026
But would she ever consider Trump to be a "divisive leader"? Somehow, no. The motherfucker who runs around calling a third of the country "dumb" with his constant idiotic name-calling is somehow a great uniter to his supporters.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 03/09/2026
And it's because we have a president who purposely renames random bullshit, with the pretty fuckin' obvious goal being only to sow division and keep people distracted and arguing. You can't even look at a fucking map of Wisconsin's rivers without it devolving to everyone fucking fighting anymore.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 03/09/2026
I remember my mom's main supposed reason for disliking Obama being that he "divided the country." But the insane part to me is that today I saw a graphic on Facebook showing where watershed from Wisconsin's river basins end up, and guess what the comments were full of?
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 03/09/2026
Jack Johnson and Lake Street Drive last night at Fiddler's Green. It's a shame this venue doesn't get more artists I want to see, because I've always loved the lawn here.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 03/09/2026
I think for normal up-close portraits or landscape shots, the RAWs win, for sure. I'm just trying to figure out if it's worth losing the detail on zoom shots -- like with these concert photos -- in order to keep a more old-school, less processed look.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 03/09/2026
Another example. The phone's JPEG on the left obviously has more detail, but it's almost so sharp it looks fake. Like an oil paint filter was placed on it. Using the RAWs, I'm only able to sharpen so much, and it doesn't fully bring back all the details, but it feels more like a real memory/photo.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 01/09/2026
Having a black lab is great except for the part where they get old and suddenly are afraid of the floor.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 31/08/2026
I kind of feel bad for people that don't have some weird local pizzeria that comprises a disproportionately large portion of their childhood restaurant memories.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 30/08/2026
Decided to turn RAW/Jpeg on in my phone's camera settings. The RAWs are definitely a bit more blurry because the phone's digital processing isn't compensating for the fact that phone cameras are actually small and shitty, but I like the way it keeps it looking more natural and nostalgic.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 30/08/2026
This picture I took back in 2023 would have been so good if this bird wasn't such a fuckin' doofus.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 28/08/2026
I cannot overstate how disappointing, scary, and enraging it is that every video of a solar eclipse, volcano, or any other natural function of our world that has happened constantly for millions of years, is full of comments claiming it means God is angry. How the fuck did we regress back to that?
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 28/08/2026
When it happens, I just hope we get to see it.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 27/08/2026
Going to the bathroom at one of our local kava bars is like stepping into the backrooms.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 27/08/2026
Denver's public transit is such fucking shit. There's a train that goes between a large park-and-ride and a concert venue, and you can very easily take one train to the concert...but god fucking forbid you ever wanna actually get fucking home after the concert.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 25/08/2026
Finally a Weezer album with good enough music that I can ignore the atrocious lyricism.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 24/08/2026
Gate agents who purposely fuck passengers with hundred dollar bag fees for shit that clearly fits, all so that they can get a $1.50 commission, should fucking kill themselves, tbh.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 23/08/2026
Oh wait, that's not his quote. It's a quote from the CEO of Flock. Well, I'm sure Benjamin Franklin agrees, and definitely never said the exact opposite thing or anything...
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 23/08/2026
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 20/08/2026
I know that @pierogigon.bsky.social tags a lot of their posts with #blender.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 19/08/2026
It feels less like they are there to actually appreciate something in the moment or in their own way, and more just to copy/paste something they saw, hoping it'll garner them some "views."
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 19/08/2026
Haha, it's like, I get there being certain viewpoints that show stuff off well, and that they're gonna be popular. But it's more the whole, "Doing some shit that will mean nothing to you years down the line just because it's a 'social media trend'" That's the part that feels really arbitrary to me.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 19/08/2026
I'll never understand TikTok tourism. Seeing the Sagrada Família is fucking amazing. But the idea of going, then riding a fucking escalator multiple times just because 10,000 other dipshits made escalator TikToks? Getting mad when locals walk past ruining takes of your "aesthetic" unoriginality? 🫩
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 19/08/2026
Iconic Google Street View of the Erotic Museum in Barcelona:
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 19/08/2026
My favorite thing about health care in the US is that every single office has an insurance verification section that tells you how much the visit is gonna cost, and then you pay it, but when you go back the next time, they're like, "Oh, you still owe us a shitload of money from the last time."
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 19/08/2026
Every time I accidentally open Twitter, it goes immediately to a "For You" page that's essentially just a bunch of fucking dipshits saying, "Hey Grok, validate my opinion by answering this leading question with an AI Image."
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 15/08/2026
To whoever mixed the new Twenty One Pilots album and decided to crank the audience mics? Fuck you, bro.
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