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@cutaia.net
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Local indie/alternative artist out of Denver. Learn absolutely nothing at cutaia.net Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/34QEXPEWiAX…

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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 18h
A Thanos snap, but specifically for people who treat concerts as if it's a bar where they have to be louder than the background music to enjoy their conversation.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 18h
We started in row 64, and thought we were lucky when a worker gave us an upgrade to row 28. But when the cunts behind me still wouldn't shut the fuck up when Beck started we literally went back to to the bad seats because I would rather have a worse view but be able to hear the fucking concert.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 02/10/2026
Fuck the entire crowd at this Beck concert. Couldn't even hear the openers because none of these Gen X fucks will shut the fuck up.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 26/09/2026
The worst part about using a public restroom as a man is the sheer amount of old man heavy breathing coming from a stall at any given time. Like they're doing a workout in there or something.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 26/09/2026
Suspended from commenting on Tiktok due to this, apparently offensive, comment. (Video was an Idaho State Trooper saying it's illegal to run a malfunctioning red light and that a cop won't care that it wouldn't change...but in Colorado, our lawmakers thought about that).
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 26/09/2026
A woman just lectured me about buying some energy drinks at the 7-Eleven. She then proceeded to buy a pack of menthol Pall Malls.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 26/09/2026
Who the fuck let Smokey Robinson release Gasms? 😭
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 21/09/2026
Saw these together in the trending tab, and one of these is a far better constructed version of the same joke:
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 21/09/2026
Another example of the phone's Basic processing for a JPEG, vs. an edited RAW. Biggest annoyance to me is that Google doesn't make it super easy to reliably download the RAWs in a batch for editing...
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 21/09/2026
Our newest pickup from the Gem and Mineral show this week.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 13/09/2026
Flight 2026-31. MAD-DUB. I fucking hate going home through Dublin because being airside and having to go through security again anyway is so fucking stupid.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 13/09/2026
Flight 2026-30. LYS-BCN. Been a whirlwind of a few days. So much so that I forgot to even post this one, and am about to step on another plane to head home, lol. I'll get to Spain photos soon.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 07/09/2026
Flight 2026-29. JFK-CDG. Goodbye again New York. Hello again France.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 05/09/2026
Flight 2026-28. DEN-LGA. Back on the road. A couple days in NYC, then back overseas. Let's go.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 03/09/2026
I remember my mom's main supposed reason for disliking Obama being that he "divided the country." But the insane part to me is that today I saw a graphic on Facebook showing where watershed from Wisconsin's river basins end up, and guess what the comments were full of?
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 03/09/2026
Jack Johnson and Lake Street Drive last night at Fiddler's Green. It's a shame this venue doesn't get more artists I want to see, because I've always loved the lawn here.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 03/09/2026
Another example. The phone's JPEG on the left obviously has more detail, but it's almost so sharp it looks fake. Like an oil paint filter was placed on it. Using the RAWs, I'm only able to sharpen so much, and it doesn't fully bring back all the details, but it feels more like a real memory/photo.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 01/09/2026
Having a black lab is great except for the part where they get old and suddenly are afraid of the floor.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 31/08/2026
I kind of feel bad for people that don't have some weird local pizzeria that comprises a disproportionately large portion of their childhood restaurant memories.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 30/08/2026
Decided to turn RAW/Jpeg on in my phone's camera settings. The RAWs are definitely a bit more blurry because the phone's digital processing isn't compensating for the fact that phone cameras are actually small and shitty, but I like the way it keeps it looking more natural and nostalgic.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 30/08/2026
This picture I took back in 2023 would have been so good if this bird wasn't such a fuckin' doofus.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 28/08/2026
I cannot overstate how disappointing, scary, and enraging it is that every video of a solar eclipse, volcano, or any other natural function of our world that has happened constantly for millions of years, is full of comments claiming it means God is angry. How the fuck did we regress back to that?
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 28/08/2026
When it happens, I just hope we get to see it.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 27/08/2026
Going to the bathroom at one of our local kava bars is like stepping into the backrooms.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 27/08/2026
Denver's public transit is such fucking shit. There's a train that goes between a large park-and-ride and a concert venue, and you can very easily take one train to the concert...but god fucking forbid you ever wanna actually get fucking home after the concert.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 25/08/2026
Finally a Weezer album with good enough music that I can ignore the atrocious lyricism.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 24/08/2026
Gate agents who purposely fuck passengers with hundred dollar bag fees for shit that clearly fits, all so that they can get a $1.50 commission, should fucking kill themselves, tbh.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 23/08/2026
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 19/08/2026
I'll never understand TikTok tourism. Seeing the Sagrada Família is fucking amazing. But the idea of going, then riding a fucking escalator multiple times just because 10,000 other dipshits made escalator TikToks? Getting mad when locals walk past ruining takes of your "aesthetic" unoriginality? 🫩
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 19/08/2026
Iconic Google Street View of the Erotic Museum in Barcelona:
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 19/08/2026
Every time I accidentally open Twitter, it goes immediately to a "For You" page that's essentially just a bunch of fucking dipshits saying, "Hey Grok, validate my opinion by answering this leading question with an AI Image."
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 15/08/2026
To whoever mixed the new Twenty One Pilots album and decided to crank the audience mics? Fuck you, bro.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 14/08/2026
As much as everyone might hate AI flyers, can we stop with the cutesy "Oh, I made *my* flyer in MSPaint in 5 seconds with Comic Sans" shit? Because it's already getting old. If we consider flyers an art form worth preserving, then do it for real. Don't *just* make reactive, ironic humanslop.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 13/08/2026
Been in Europe and Africa for 2 weeks. Now that I'm back in the US, is it safe to eat lettuce here yet?
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 12/08/2026
Flight 2026-26. NAP-ORD. Delays in planes, and tired as shit. Can't wait to be home again. 😭
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 11/08/2026
Flight 2026-25. RAK-CIA. Just one night in Naples and then heading home in the morning. I'll catch up on Rabat photos while I wait for planes or something.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 07/08/2026
Today's drive through Morocco. Rabat, here we come.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 07/08/2026
Riding camels to our camp in the Sahara Desert.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 06/08/2026
Stopped at Kasbah Amridil during the drive to Merzouga. Tonight we camp in the dunes of the Sahara.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 06/08/2026
The ksar at Aït Benhaddou, famous filming site of many Hollywood movie scenes.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 06/08/2026
Last stop in Marrakech was the Saadian Tombs, a royal cemetery from the 16th century.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 06/08/2026
Bahia Palace vignettes, including its cutest local resident.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 05/08/2026
Le Jardin Secret in Marrakech. Particularly loved one of the sections that contained a lot of African plants I don't commonly see.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 05/08/2026
Shots from the Ben Youssef Madrasa, Marrakech.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 05/08/2026
Started the day walking through the souks again. Found a lovely shop to buy some souvenirs. Almost got invited to a wedding by the shopkeeper. Love Moroccans, lol.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 05/08/2026
Marrakech vignettes.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 04/08/2026
The vibe of navigating Marrakech's winding maze of streets at night.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 04/08/2026
With the delay to Marrakech, we didn't get to spend as much time wandering as we wanted, but had a really excellent time enjoying the chaos of Jemaa el-Fnaa.
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 04/08/2026
Flight 2026-24. CIA-RAK. Unfortunately it was delayed a bit, but landed in Morocco now. My first time in Africa, too!
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(cutaia) @cutaia.net · 04/08/2026
The Odyssey made 900 million dollars? Wow, I can't believe only 27 people saw it.
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