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CustardFist

@custardfist.bsky.social
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I’m a cartoonist from the Netherlands, making mostly silly and unwholesome comics. 😎 custardfist.com

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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And he called your work a cartoon. That’s not bad, right. ✊😜
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m not here to pick a fight or argue. I’m genuinely wondering.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟱𝟭 ’ 👹 Damn, Father Merrin’s been making some serious gains. 💪 #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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Caption says: THE FLEXORCIST
A muscular priest without sleeves flexes his muscles to lure the demon out of a young girl who is tied to the bed.
Priest: THE POWER OF SWOLE COMPELS YOU!
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm curious what might happen when AI solves some insanely complex protein folding problem, creating a medicine against something nasty, like Parkinson's. Will an anti-slopist Parkinson's sufferer shake his/her fist and angrily decline the treatment? 🤔
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Just like that time I went to a strip club. Weird.🤔" 😉
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟱𝟬 ’ 🪝 Way too much work for such a dumb pun, but I don’t care. 😅 #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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A professional burglar is standing next to a building at night. He has set up some sort of cannon, loaded with a prostitute, sticking out the end.

Burglar: READY?

Prostitute: FOR FIFTY BUCKS, I’M READY FOR ANYTHING, HONEY.

Caption says: THE BURGLAR GAINED ACCESS TO THE ROOF, USING A GRAPPLING HOOKER.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is he a furist? 😎
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
’𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞 ’ 🗣️🌦️ Another misadventure of Joseph Erkhoff, the “forever alone” guy. #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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Joseph Erkhoff and his friend and roommate, Rudy, are at a bar.
Joseph has spotted a nice girl, sitting alone at the bar, and has worked up the courage to go talk to her. 
Joseph: OH WOW. I THINK I’M GONNA TALK TO THAT NICE GIRL OVER THERE.
Rudy: GO FOR IT, MY DUDE.

Joseph gets up and starts walking towards the girl at the bar.
Joseph: YEAH, I’M GONNA ASK IF SHE WANTS A DRINK, WANTS TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND, GET MARRIED IN LAS VEGAS. Joseph is already holding a small box with an engagement ring.

Rudy grabs Joseph by his shirt.
Rudy: STOP STOP STOP STOP!

Rudy: DUDE, YOU ALWAYS DO THAT. 
Joseph: DO WHAT?
Rudy: GO TOO FAST. APPEAR TOO EAGER. 
Joseph: I AM EAGER!

Annoyed, Rudy pushes Joseph towards the bar.
Rudy: JUST START WITH SMALL TALK FOR ONCE.
Joseph: SMALL TALK? LIKE, THE WEATHER?
Rudy: SURE.
Joseph is getting nervous. 
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Joseph starts talking to the girl.
Joseph: HEY HI HELLO UHM… SO LIKE… WHAT ABOUT THIS WEATHER, HUH?
Girl: WHAT ABOUT IT?

Rudy observes Joseph’s foolery from a distance and feels like he has to intervene. 
Rudy: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE, JOSEPH. 

Rudy approaches angrily, as Joseph is giving the girl a detailed weather report, gesturing over a big weather chart.
Joseph: SO THIS HIGH PRESSURE FRONT IS PUSHING ALL THIS PRECIPITATION EASTWARDS OVER THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS… 

Rudy pulls him away.
Rudy: YOU’LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY LITTLE FRIEND. HE GOT KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A DONKEY AS A KID, SO…
Joseph: BUT I WAS DOING GREAT!
Rudy: NO, YOU WEREN’T. SHUT UP.

The girl is alone again and looks a little bedazzled. 
GIRL: WEIRD. I’M EXPERIENCING HIGH HUMIDITY IN THE SOUTHERN REGION.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh, the irony. 😄
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Iron Man Inception
Alt: Iron Man ironing.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m intrigued. Fascinated even. Given enough time, I might even get captivated. 📈
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No way! The “Weapons” guy directed it? That changes things. 🤔
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The trick is to type the sentence in between two breaths and heartbeats. ☝️🥸
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟰𝟵’ 🅿️ This is the best joke I can muster today. I got a headache. #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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A woman is in a mild panic while showing her urine sample to her doctor.
Woman: DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTER!!! IS MY PEE SUPPOSED TO BE THIS ORANGE?!?

Her cup contains an actual orange.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟰𝟴’ 🏭👷‍♂️ Sauce. #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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Caption says: MOVING THE ENTIRE FACTORY.

Behind the contractor, we see the ‘Worcestershire Sauce’ factory being moved with heavy machinery. 
Contractor: IT’S EASIER DONE THAN SAID.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
’𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑭𝑼𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳 ’ 🪦 #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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At a funeral, two dudebros, Rob and Kyle, are standing next to the casket of their deceased friend Jayson to pay their final respect.
Rob: HEY JAYSON, MY DUDE.
Kyle: ‘S UP, BRUH.

Rob: REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO SAY THAT WE WANTED TO BE BURIED UPSIDE DOWN, SO THAT THE WORLD CAN KISS OUR ASSES?

We zoom out a little and see that the corpse has its ass sticking out of the casket into the air.
Rob: AND NOW YOU’RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT!
Kyle: THAT’S CRAZY, BRUH! HAHAHA!
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Rob and Kyle are laughing their asses off.
Kyle: EVEN IN DEATH, YOU MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH!
Rob: YOU PUT THE “FUN” IN “FUNERAL”! HAHAHA!

Kyle: AND YOU PUT THE “URINAL” IN “FUNERAL”! HAHAHAHA!

Rob goes quiet and thinks about it for a second.

Rob: WAIT… DUDE… THERE’S NO “URINAL” IN “FUNERAL”.

We zoom out again. Kyle is emptying his bladder into the open casket.
Kyle: OH. MY BAD, BRUH.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“It’s WARSH, I’m shure.”
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Young Sean Connery in Blue Suit
Alt: Young Sean Connery in Blue Suit
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
OH MY …!!! 😱 A new edition of the ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙔 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙓 ⭐️⭐️⭐️ buttondown.com/sundaycomix/... Drawn by people, for the people and selected by people. I even snuck a few of my comics in there. 🤭 Go read it. It’s 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓮! 🫲 😃 🫱
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Sunday Comix #38
This absolutely awesome cover comes from Ryan Rds. (creator of ‘Rds. to Nowhere’ and ‘Oakey Dokie’). Don’t forget you can join the fun on...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
’𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 ’ 🥣 Do you like soup too? 😋 #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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We’re in an auditorium.
There is a speaker, wearing a dark robe and a hat, shaped like a bowl with a spoon in it.
Speaker: DEAR FELLOW SOUP ENTHUSIASTS. TODAY WE HAVE GATHERED… TO…

One guy in the audience jumps up, holding up a spoon.
Audience member: EAT SOUP?!?

The speaker is somewhat annoyed.
Speaker: I WAS PAUSING FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.

Then the guy freaks out.
Audience member: WHY WOULD YOU PAUSE?!? THE SOUP’S GETTING COLD!!!

Next, everybody is eating soup, but while the speaker is quietly eating his soap, he thinks to himself: PHILISTINES.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
’𝘽𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙆’ 🛌 Oops. #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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Tim and Jamie are lying in bed. Tim snuggles up to Jamie.
Tim: HEY FLUFFIE SNUFFIE. 
Jamie: HEY SNOOKIE POOKIE.

Tim: I SAW A WOMAN AT THE GROCERY STORE AND SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
Jamie: OH REALLY?

Jamie: DID YOU FIND HER ATTRACTIVE?
Tim’s smile is wiped off of his face, as he realizes he set a trap for himself. Gets nervous, starts sweating.

Tim gets up and walks away with his pillow under his arm.
Jamie: WHERE ARE YOU GOING, POOKIE?
Tim: I’LL GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH. IT’S INEVITABLE.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟰𝟳’ 📱 Fun & Games. #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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Dad is on his knees at the side of the road, trying to grab something that fell into a curb inlet. Mother talks to her two children.
Mother: IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES AN IPHONE.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Don’t get too cocky. 😏
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
’🅐🅡🅣🅘🅢🅣🅘🅒 🅛🅘🅒🅔🅝🅢🅔’ 🎨🖼️🖌️ The 70’s were wild, man. 🪩 #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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NASA HEADQUARTERS, 1976.
The mission leader announces the next phase in Voyager 2's mission to a board room full of engineers. 
Leader: AT SOME POINT, VOYAGER 2 WILL DO A FLYBY OF URANUS.

Leader: I HAVE COMMISSIONED AN ILLUSTRATOR TO MAKE A RENDITION OF THIS EVENT.
A groovy looking artist wheels in a covered-up painting

Then, the artist pulls off the cover to reveal a very NSFW painting of Uranus and Voyager 2.

One engineer: MY GOD!!! 
Another engineer: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!?
One engineer even has a gag reflex.

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An engineer asks: WHAT IS IT DOING WITH ITS PLASMA WAVE ANTENNAS?
Artist: HOLDING THE HOLE OPEN.

Engineer: WHERE IS THE MAGNETOMETER BOOM?
Artist: INSIDE.

The leader gets angry with the artist.
Leader: THIS IS PORNOGRAPHY, MAN!
Artist: I PUT THE ‘LUST’ IN ILLUSTRATOR.

Leader: YOU PUT THE ‘ILL’ IN ILLUSTRATOR.
The leader shoves the artist out of the board room.
Artist: HEY MAN, ARE YOU DECOMMISSIONING ME?
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I love how an old WW2 joke still goes around some 80-ish years later. I wish *my* jokes had this much of an impact. 😅
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟰𝟲’ 🤖 “J.A.R.V.I.S., don’t release the hoisting clamps until I say NOW!” #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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Tony Stark is found dead in his private lab, crushed under his Iron Man suit.
The police have launched an investigation. The chief inspector looks at the mess and says: THAT’S IRONY, MAN.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
’𝗔𝗪𝗘𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗦𝗨𝗠 ’ 🌳🌲🌳🥾 Navigating by nature’s creatures. 🧭 #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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Hannah and Regina are hiking in the woods.
Hannah: UGH… WE’RE LOST… AND IT’S GETTING DARK.

An opossum runs by.
Regina: LOOK… AN OPOSSUM! IF WE FOLLOW IT, WE’RE SAVED!

Regina starts chasing the little critter.
Hannah: WAIT! WHAT?!? WHY ARE WE FOLLOWING THIS ANIMAL?
Regina: CUZ IF THERE’S ONE THING THESE FURRY FUCKERS CAN FIND, IT’S…

Regina: …ROADS!!!
All three are flung into the air after being hit by a car.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟰𝟱 ’ 🛥️ Does he have a bigger unit? #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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Two people are in bed, about to get intimate for the first time. One lifts the sheets and looks rather disappointed at the other’s genitals.
Caption: I WAS TALKING IN NAUTICAL INCHES.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Clearly, you’re more empathetic than I am. 🤗
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Is this a joke about hijacking a conversation?
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
’𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙸𝚃𝚄𝙳𝙴 ’ 😶‍🌫️ It’s good having a copilot. #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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Two airline pilots are sitting in the cockpit of a plane in flight. The copilot is getting worried.
Copilot: CAPTAIN, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE THIS HIGH?

The pilot blows out a puff of smoke and hands the copilot a joint.

Then it turns out they are not actually in a cockpit. They’re just two stoners on a couch, being high as a kite.
Pilot: NO, MAYBE NOT. GOOD CALL.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟰𝟰’ 🧠 Breakthrough. #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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A frustrated man leaps up from the psychiatrist’s couch and punches the psychiatrist really hard in the face. As the psychiatrist is falling to the ground, bleeding, he says: OK, YOU JUST WENT FROM PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TO ACTIVE AGGRESSIVE. THIS COULD BE A BREAKTHROUGH.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is disturbingly wholesome. 😶
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“So uh…. When do you start wining?” 🍷
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟰𝟯’ 🚫NSFW🚫 When your calf tightens for no reason. #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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Captions says: WHEN YOUR CALF TIGHTENS FOR NO REASON.

We see an ugly guy in bed, having sex with a young calf.
Guy: WHAT’S THE MATTER, LITTLE ONE? NERVOUS?
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Making yourself work overtime, huh? You bastard.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟰𝟮’ 🦴🐶 Even dogs know. #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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Two dogs are waiting for their owner to finish filling their food bowls.

Younger dog: SNIFF SNIFF. WOW, THIS NEW DOG FOOD SMELLS GREAT!!!

Older, more cynical dog: OF COURSE IT DOES. IT WAS DESIGNED BY A SMELLGORITHM.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I was joking about imgflp, because that’s the name of the meme making tool. And I’m pretty sure this image has been memed on a large scale, so I’m not sure about copyright stuff. 😅
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
🙏
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Isn’t this copyrighted stuff by the creator imgflip?
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Oh wow! Congratulations! 😃🍾🥂🎇
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Can’t wait for the 4K version with new textures comes out. 😅
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
’𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗𝗦 ’ 💌 Yep. We all need teabags once in a while. #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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A husband and wife are at the supermarket. The man asks: OK, HONEY. WHAT DO WE NEED? The woman replies under her breath: A LONG, HARD DICK FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.
Surprised, the man turns to her: WHAT’S THAT?
Neutrally, the woman says: TEABAGS.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This little story was based on events.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟰𝟭’ 💨 Including other people’s. #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist
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Caption: JENNIFER WAS ADAMANT ABOUT HOLDING IN FARTS IN CONFINED SPACES.

Then we see Jennifer, a sturdily built woman, squeezing the butts of the other passengers on the elevator shut.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Having growth! Making money! To me, that’s insane. 😱
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Reminds me of that song that goes like: “I don’t like reggae” - oh no - “I love it”
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Learn to blink in Morse Code. 😉 .... .- -- ... - . .-. / -.. . .- -.. / .- -.-. - / -. --- .-. -- .- .-..
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Apps are made to send notifications and claim a space on your device’s home screen. “Make monkey click icon.”
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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