’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟱𝟬 ’ 🪝
Way too much work for such a dumb pun, but I don’t care. 😅
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CustardFist
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I’m a cartoonist from the Netherlands, making mostly silly and unwholesome comics. 😎 custardfist.com
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Female rabbit: “YOU WANNA DO IT LIKE HUMANS?”
Male rabbit: “YES PLEASE!”
Female rabbit: “FIRST, YOU GOTTA TAKE ME TO DINNER.”
Male rabbit: “SURE.”
Female rabbit: “THEN I WANT A BACKRUB.”
Male rabbit: “OKAY.”
Female rabbit: “AND THEN WE RUB AND LICK A FEW BODY PARTS AS ‘FOREPLAY’”
Male rabbit: “[SNICKER SNICKER] EWWW.”
Male rabbit: “BUT THEN, I’LL GIVE YOU THE WILDEST THREE MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE.”
The female rabbit looks dramatically shocked, holding her paws against her cheeks.
Female rabbit: “THREE MINUTES?!? I’LL BRING A THICK BOOK.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xhqwa77wmo7cqoqzt2ic3is6/bafkreiel2kkm2emkvrlmhfqmutd7kqwqcxfbuftkckjx5hkbg5ckamoniq)
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It is the year 1870 near a small desert town. A brothel, called “THE WHOLE WAY INN.”, sits in a quiet spot just outside the village, with rough heathland stretching behind it.
Inside one of the rooms, a cowboy is getting dressed after having sex with a prostitute lying on the bed.
Cowboy says: “THANK YOU, MISS. THAT SURE WAS LOVELY.”
The prostitute says: “BUT THE FUN AIN’T OVER YET, SUGAR.”
The brothel madam suddenly kicks the door open. [KICK]
The madam stands in the doorway and shouts:
The madam says: “THE FLOOR IS LAVA!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xhqwa77wmo7cqoqzt2ic3is6/bafkreiga5wof4hxx6k5k5yciqgsfgahmdtrhrlzgk6smf3o3h2dsxjmtza)
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Outside, the cowboy painfully bounces off the edge of a hill.
He lands in the rough grassland behind the brothel and disappears into the heath bushes. [FLOF]
The madam and the prostitute lean out the window and shout:
The madam says: “THE MOOR IS LAVA!”
The cowboy suddenly emerges from the bushes laughing while riding on the back of a pig.
Close-up of the madam and the prostitute.
The prostitute says: “THE BOAR IS LAVA!”
The cowboy laughs.
Cowboy says: “HAHA! NICE TRY!”
Cowboy says: “THIS AIN’T NO BOAR! IT’S A HOG!”
The madam says: “GOLLY! YOU WIN AGAIN!”
The cowboy rides his pig off into the sunset.
Cowboy says: “THIS WAS FUN! SEE Y’ALL NEXT WEEK!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xhqwa77wmo7cqoqzt2ic3is6/bafkreifswoaumuepccsdlvnrx7ladvrfnyossxydomdifogucp3nm774wy)
