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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

this may be my finest title work yet

Title for crossword puzzle "Zooey Trope" next to an image of Zooey Deschanel playing a tiny guitar on The Simpsons

Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

as a native, seeing L.A. WAAAAY in the expensive/not worth it corner is likely from transplants who make half-hearted attempts to get famous, then go home bemoaning how awful the people/traffic/natural disasters are

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

people who commit harm do so to feel powerful. as such, they will often seek power politically for the same reason. elected officials need to take a "do no harm" oath and be held accountable to it, similar to medical professionals.

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

there are two types of songs: - the kind that are fun to sing like Cartman - the kind that are fun to sing like Nixon

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it's not helpful that Netflix has both a movie called Ray Gunn and a documentary about Raygun coming out in the same year

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"farmed potatoes while depressed" so... it's Irish AI? O'PenAI?

GPT-6 Astra was being tested in Minecraft when a Creeper wiped all its progress, and it spent the next few hours farming potatoes, depressed

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

between moving Paramount and demolishing the Kennedy Center, it's a big week for billionaires making threats when they don't get their way

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

what scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you’ve seen it?

closing shot of Flow: dog, cat, capybara and lemur reflected in puddle

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"your honor, those petting zoo animals at the Kiwanis pumpkin patch put a roofie in my spiced hot cider..."

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

lots of words on making sure people can vote from someone running unopposed...

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hacks losing to a show that isn't The Bear, Abbott, or Only Murders is a bit of a Pyrrhic victory, but I'll take it.

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

*dusts off the Thomas guides*

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

gonna start pronouncing Charli XCX like Zzyzx Road

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

honor Dolly Parton's memory by: - supporting medical research - giving books to kids - threatening to shoot your boss' dick off

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

after living through the Clinton era, I would be both embarrassed and not surprised if Natalie Harp was who brought down Trump's presidency instead of, you know... *gestures everywhere*

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

new dream project: a live-action version of FLCL set in Gardena, CA during the Atkins diet craze trust me, it makes SO MUCH sense in my brain...

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I once had a hot dog surprise #2 after eating from that wiener stand with the expired chili

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

how do hard-boiled eggs get away with being the only way to eat eggs after breakfast that doesn't make you look like a weirdo? who did they pay off? is it just white privilege?

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

this image, as a billboard across the state, would lead to 99.7% yes vote for the billionaire tax

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Trump is the kind of asshole who would pull an Iron Man 3-style "I'm at the White House; come get me, fuckers!" then hide under a folding table at Mar-a-Lago until they removed the last staffers' bodies from the impact crater on Pennsylvania Ave.

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

got my fifth crossword published to the Sporcle front page...

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

me: "if they rebooted Cash Cab, they would have to call it Uber-Genius" wife: "or I Know Waymo Than You" we're a modern-day Stiller and Meara.

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

not to be a Southwestern elitist, but honestly how good could the Punisher's chili be in Brand New Day if that stuff's made in...

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I use about 10% of my paycheck (a.k.a. my secular tithe) on stocking our Little Free Pantry. I'm not as horrified by spending money on hungry strangers as this writer thinks I should be.

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

anytime I tell someone that I work for Sony, over the last few weeks

Barney points gun at Homer: "give the PS back its discs."

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

this is the premise behind at least half of all sovereign citizens: find similar loopholes as the privileged, then get shocked Pikachu when you don't get away with it

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I often tell folks 80% of the reason I stay at Sony is because of how the people I work with respect and value me, and the other 20% is I get to see Spider-Man movies early. it's a 20% day. #SpiderManBrandNewDay

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

despite falling in a creek and scraping the shit out of my arm, a very pleasant vacation with the family and in-laws

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

me, reading their initials: "no surprise that Spain won; they have psychic powers"

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

local collective asked us to give a name to our little free pantry. settled on Why Pantry Be Friends?

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Mary Morello and Sam Neill for Lindsey Graham was a lousy fucking trade...

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

someone won't take their pill pockets unless they're rolled in grated Parmesan he's not spoiled

smoky gray Maine Coon cat on leopard print rug, taking a break from playing with toy to pose for camera

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

c'mon, folks - stop saying Lindsey Graham died from explosive diarrhea. his last meals were in Ukraine, a country that, despite being a war zone, hasn't killed its own citizens with germy lettuce.

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