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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it's not helpful that Netflix has both a movie called Ray Gunn and a documentary about Raygun coming out in the same year

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"farmed potatoes while depressed" so... it's Irish AI? O'PenAI?

GPT-6 Astra was being tested in Minecraft when a Creeper wiped all its progress, and it spent the next few hours farming potatoes, depressed

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

between moving Paramount and demolishing the Kennedy Center, it's a big week for billionaires making threats when they don't get their way

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

what scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you’ve seen it?

closing shot of Flow: dog, cat, capybara and lemur reflected in puddle

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"your honor, those petting zoo animals at the Kiwanis pumpkin patch put a roofie in my spiced hot cider..."

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hacks losing to a show that isn't The Bear, Abbott, or Only Murders is a bit of a Pyrrhic victory, but I'll take it.

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

gonna start pronouncing Charli XCX like Zzyzx Road

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

honor Dolly Parton's memory by: - supporting medical research - giving books to kids - threatening to shoot your boss' dick off

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

after living through the Clinton era, I would be both embarrassed and not surprised if Natalie Harp was who brought down Trump's presidency instead of, you know... *gestures everywhere*

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

new dream project: a live-action version of FLCL set in Gardena, CA during the Atkins diet craze trust me, it makes SO MUCH sense in my brain...

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

how do hard-boiled eggs get away with being the only way to eat eggs after breakfast that doesn't make you look like a weirdo? who did they pay off? is it just white privilege?

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

this image, as a billboard across the state, would lead to 99.7% yes vote for the billionaire tax

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Trump is the kind of asshole who would pull an Iron Man 3-style "I'm at the White House; come get me, fuckers!" then hide under a folding table at Mar-a-Lago until they removed the last staffers' bodies from the impact crater on Pennsylvania Ave.

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

got my fifth crossword published to the Sporcle front page...

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

me: "if they rebooted Cash Cab, they would have to call it Uber-Genius" wife: "or I Know Waymo Than You" we're a modern-day Stiller and Meara.

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

not to be a Southwestern elitist, but honestly how good could the Punisher's chili be in Brand New Day if that stuff's made in...

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I use about 10% of my paycheck (a.k.a. my secular tithe) on stocking our Little Free Pantry. I'm not as horrified by spending money on hungry strangers as this writer thinks I should be.

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

anytime I tell someone that I work for Sony, over the last few weeks

Barney points gun at Homer: "give the PS back its discs."

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I often tell folks 80% of the reason I stay at Sony is because of how the people I work with respect and value me, and the other 20% is I get to see Spider-Man movies early. it's a 20% day. #SpiderManBrandNewDay

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

despite falling in a creek and scraping the shit out of my arm, a very pleasant vacation with the family and in-laws

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

me, reading their initials: "no surprise that Spain won; they have psychic powers"

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

local collective asked us to give a name to our little free pantry. settled on Why Pantry Be Friends?

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Mary Morello and Sam Neill for Lindsey Graham was a lousy fucking trade...

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

someone won't take their pill pockets unless they're rolled in grated Parmesan he's not spoiled

smoky gray Maine Coon cat on leopard print rug, taking a break from playing with toy to pose for camera

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

c'mon, folks - stop saying Lindsey Graham died from explosive diarrhea. his last meals were in Ukraine, a country that, despite being a war zone, hasn't killed its own citizens with germy lettuce.

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

this could be us but you spayin'

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

the current state of our two-party system is essentially DSA vs. CSA

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

narrator: "it was the second, and way worse"

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

spoke to my friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today. he said, "son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

can't wait to tell the "freedom fries" folks where French fries actually were invented... 🇧🇪

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

"bUt iF BiLLiOnAiReS hAvE tO pAy mOrE tAxEs, tHeY'll JuSt LeAvE aNd We WoN't gEt ThE rEvEnUe" the alternative is we don't pass the billionaire tax and we still don't get the revenue. it's a "miss 100% of the shots you don't take" situation. #BillionaireTax

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

"kids with autism can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters, they're not good dancers, they don't play drums"

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

me: hi there, can I please get a Dave's Double and a chocolate Frosty? René Magritte: sir, this is not a Wendy's

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Matt Wirth @cusacatofiqui.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

in true hipster non-conformity, we are watching Banana Ball instead of the U.S. World Cup match

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