Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 23hLikewise.. How does my memory organ fail to recall a memory that it, the memory organ, had stored away up inside itself, the memory organ, for recall later by itself, the friggin’ memory organ??? 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 16/10/2026Always a free spot to park on THA ROOF!static.klipy.comThe Roof Is On FireALT: The Roof Is On Fire 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 14/10/2026I just hate it when people will have had a fall out of a window tomorrow and “insiders” announce it today. 030 3
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 14/10/2026Are they tho? I’m willing to admit that “neutral” is better than “utterly aligned in all faces of the evil” but I don’t get farther than that www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/sh… pbs.orgThe Sinister Face Of 'Neutrality' | FRONTLINE | PBS 020 2
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 14/10/2026So, it’s possible this idjit will barely fulfill some minor set of the requirements of production at (low)% of the costs - and get paid for that as a cost driver for actual production. www.jstor.org/stable/pdf/43986722.p… 020 2
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 14/10/2026(Later, navy gets sued for contract malfeasance because low cost company had engaged in good faith, believing they were NOT being a dummy-patsy-soon-dumped to drive someone else to reduce their profits) 120 2
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 14/10/2026Excellent of the navy to give congresscritters bullet points about low-cost seekers while the future budgets were being laid for the new TI seeker block program. ..Like magic, the costs-per-seeker wound up reversing course and TI would be fulfilling the requirements of the next gen seeker FOR LESS. 120 2
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 14/10/2026I’ve been party as the test-lab contractor to such a thing, but it was a bit reversed. Long ago when TI was outfitting their new seeker block contract, the navy started touting the low-cost seeker. Sure sure it wasn’t “as good” but it was just starting out and perhaps they’d go that way. 130 3
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 13/10/2026When confronted with the pure blinding chaos of massive insanity energy fields all but the mightiest therapists are certain to melt down into full-blown imposter syndrome. It avoids them billing for the appointment, so that’s a plus. 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 13/10/2026Am I allowed to hector until my hectoring muscles cramp and then turn to being pedantic until my pedantry has constipated my will to live and then just weirdo for a week until a spark of hectorate restarts me, or is it required that I perform all three stacked in some way that might herniate me? 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 11/10/2026We reiterate, every time the lowest most base concepts of rights or responsibilities or even human respect are called out from abroad, at levels only the shitholiest of shitholes wouldn’t have written into law, our national motto: “That depends on how much you pay your lawyer and congresscritter” 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 11/10/2026So the executions are a yearly fall event now? Still don’t expect they get the reach of last year’s Kirk one. 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 11/10/2026Strike coming directly on the heels of the trumpy threat to discontinue target intel assists sort of sounds like “this target dint need no assist from the Orangeman!” 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 11/10/2026At this point I believe we are generating baby-hitlers so fast that the future world falls back to pre-civilization-ruins just trying to generate enough energy for the 10% that *were* handled. 030 3
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 10/10/2026I assure you a not-alien was capturing that picture. I will not vouch for the subjects in the photo (nor would any human who didn’t want to get laughed offstage). 110 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 10/10/2026Yes. We are required to have, at all times, not-aliens as some of the people in the Oval Office. 100 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 10/10/2026Methane? And splitting light particles? Not too shabby, actually! You just gimme the weekend to fuse some formulae from the old combustions with the zero-mass photon energy transitions in unobserved subspaces. You just eat beans and buy a flashlight I’ve got the rest. 020 2
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 06/10/202629 April 2016, for reasons (weaselsons) associated with timeline shiftsnpr.orgWeasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle ColliderThe Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland is offline, following a run-in with a small mammal that munched on a power cord. 1122 12
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 05/10/2026I love that! I suppose it would give them pause if you bought 3 and then yelled at your fellow temployees doing self-checkout “hey free soda who wants?!” 110 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 05/10/2026Kroger is only 30% more if you didn’t buy 7 of item set A to save $1 each or 4 of set B to save $1 each but not 4 of these and 3 of those because those 7 save zero dollars too bad so sad the krog wins you lose you ain’t got game. Feh. Agree it’s not hard just go anywhere else 120 2
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 04/10/2026This is a brand that my local city news would highlight - reporting on the crumbl cookie of the week as if they were a celebrity. Maybe they paid for that newsy coverage but eventually it stopped. And I’d never seen or ever did see a crumb of a real advert - what $5 cookie can’t afford to advertise? 040 4
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 04/10/2026I encourage everyone to apply to make community notes. And then make them. Community notes <- not “pretend I’m some expert” notes. Notes that march up to the front door with pitchforks and torches and dirty-faced heavy-labor women yelling unprintable invective. 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 04/10/2026{fella from Alabama seeing them making the whole effin country into Alabama} “Yeeeee-yup” 010 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 04/10/2026{Halloween dark music} {evil narration} “Slimehead had been hunting the town’s children for a hundred and fifty years .. some say as far back as two hundred fifty” {screams echo} 010 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 04/10/2026It’s simple - they want you to love men as they were made - perfect - and not decide they are worthless until shaved. They’re full-willing for you to never shave again also - it’s all titty for tatty like that 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 04/10/2026They made up like five different names for some garbage fish they keep trying to “orange roughy” sell .. so this is me just saying that it’s prob 6 beans and a thesaurus in a trenchcoat 110 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 03/10/2026I would prefer terribly that those 8000 and many thousands of others SHOULD pretend he’s on their pretend ballot that they imagine they filled out in a closet in their house and they pretend they shoved it into their dishwasher and pretend it said they voted. 010 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 01/10/2026I suspect there will be a metric that reports “US passports have become 87% more desirable since the implementation of the ‘I Love Trump’ envelope delivery system - people are getting passports just to have this amazing envelope!” .. and no metric of the emigration metric skyrocketing 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 29/09/2026Bah. This depresses me as I think about Alabama’s Tubbervile. 011 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 28/09/2026It’s guys like me that keep polices from waiting outside Harbor Freight with handcuffs ready 010 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 28/09/2026When there’s blood in the streets, buy the real estate. (Paraphrasing from memory) 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 28/09/2026No naw nooo. If I see a tarp on sale, future me has always thanked me for getting it. And I claim no knowledge and only minimal input into what that future guy gonna be up to. 130 3
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 28/09/2026Since children can catch felony charges “as adults”, then yes, the same mindset can figure out how to charge children with the duty to vote. 030 3
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 27/09/2026Except eyes. You watch any of the old shows and 80% of the eyes are blisteringly-blaringly blue headlight beams. 110 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 27/09/2026It’s possible that we, as decent humans, would use AI agent phone calls **only** for the inhuman voicemenus distributed across 45 minutes and three different staffing centers of misdirected phone calls. 100 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 27/09/2026If eventually there is one call correctly routed and one human connected to the call, connected to me, then the number of “calls” decreases significantly by the number of wrong people usually connected 100 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 27/09/2026If AI was used to navigate the menus which misdirect your call, talk to the rep who says “no, that’s a different option, let me disconnect you while telling you I’m transferring you”, re-dial and re-menu and repeat until the correct person is on the phone.. then yes I’ll do the AI 100 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 27/09/2026Hospitals have been doing this for a long time, well before AI helped them do it more. It’s why they “own” doctors’ practices - as a hospital billing organization they can charge for hospital overheads(surgery centers etc), even tho the specific service was just “Doc Brown in a closet” like usual. 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 27/09/2026..and the most likely result is to match the airlines for automated-cancellation once two overlapping reservations exist, and colluding amongst themselves to prevent such. 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 27/09/2026He says there’s a list of officials who constitutionally must “live in” the capital city and that’s always been viewed as “at least rent an apartment so you can stay overnight” so why would any politician “living in AL” be held to a higher standard than “rented something somewhere in the state”? 000 0
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 27/09/2026Lawyers and legalese gobbledegook (extra gobblegook on the side, please) .. Alabama Lt Governor candidate is (exactly like Tubervile) being sued for not living in Alabama long enough. His response is cherry-picking a section of the AL constitution as such: 110 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 26/09/2026“Oh boy!” Buford’s friend exclaims laughing! “Ya gotta drop that sweet potato down the FRONT of yer shorts!’ 010 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 26/09/2026Excited, Buford went back to da beach wit his friend the next weekend and show nuff he getting looks! But he’s confused. “Buford! I gettin the ladies looks, but they look at you different. For me theys giggle and then looks away.” 100 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 26/09/2026Next each day Buford went and got his friend and they go down to da beach and sure enuf his friend gets all da looks. So he asks and his friend tells “ahhhh der Buford ya needs a sweet potato.” “Git ya the knobbiest odd shaped one ya can find. .. and drop that down in yer trunks.” 100 1
Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 26/09/2026Reminds me of an old Justin Wilson joke he liked to frequently tell. Ya see old Buford was telling his buddy how when he went to the beach he didn’t get no attentions from da ladies. So his buddy said “next time we go together and I teach you a ting or two”. 100 1