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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 29/08/2026

I’ll understand donnypaper, but do not come at me trying to name a bad experience like BNA (or any airport) after our Dolly Lama!

One of the portapotties from the Donald’s first inauguration, suspiciously named “Don’s Johns” - a dark green plastic potty box with the capital dome peeping over top of

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 16/08/2026

Not to worry, tho! There’s a presteegjuhss bank that is working hard to help out all us folks who didn’t discern enough!

Image is an email, screenshotted from an iPhone
The text in the email TL;DR is a mild idea that there’s someone in a “commonwealth bank” (misspelled) clawing back the scam profits from that Nigerian prince.

COMMONWEALITH Wednesday
To: undisclosed-recipients >
PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
COMMONWEALITH BANK OF
AUSTRALIA
7-9 Oxford Road, INgleburn NSW
2565, Sydney. Australia
SIR
Good morning and congratulations all
the people that have been scammed
by
the Nigeria government the
(COMMONWEALITH BANK OF
AUSTRALIA) have set a panel to
compensate them and your name has
been included as one of the
beneficiary we are waiting for your
quick respond.
Truly Your's

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 13/08/2026

I’ve started selling the “please turn off and remove your zap zap zappy electric gloves BEFORE fueling your vehicle” stickers to gas stations already!

Image is a golden hand held up in a fist which could be wearing a glove, given the odd colorization and wrinkles, with yellow zappy electrics streaming down the wrist and up from the fist-clenched middle finger, and blue zappies being emitted horizontally into a darkness. It’s lectric!

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 26/07/2026

Yes, no, maybe, perhaps, not really # all good reactions and all bad reactions so here’s a chart

This is a chart showing the gray matter, connective white matter, surface thickness, and unbrainy ventricular volume, graphed by age. Yes the brainy lines decrease and the ventricle line increases, admitted to be the oversimplification commonly described.
Chart text: BRAIN CHANGE
Researchers analysed more than 120,000 brain scans to assemble the most
comprehensive growth chart of the brain so far. White- and grey-matter volume
and mean cortical thickness (the width of the grey matter) increase rapidly early
in development, whereas ventricular volume (the amount of cerebrospinal fluid
in the brain) increases rapidly later in life.
- Grey-matter volume
- Ventricular volume
White-matter volume
- Cortical thickness
Mid-late
fetal
Late
infancy
Late
childhood
Young
adulthood
Late
adulthood
100
Proportion of maximum value (%)
60
40
20•.
Conception
0.5
(Birth)
6
Age in years (log scale)
20
40 60
100
©nature
Data shown are median values.
Credit: Your Brain Expands and Shrinks over Time: These Charts Show How," by Max Kozlov, in Nature, Vol. 604; April
2022

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 12/07/2026

When they’ve already been making chap stik things that are dead ringers for the best format and size??

Picture of those spherical lip glosses where it’s a round plastic shell half of which comes off to reveal a waxy whiteish inner ball to be, oh I don’t know, kissed gobsmackingly?
In the picture there are from bottom right to top left a red open version, a closed orange one, a purple open one, and a pink closed one.

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 10/07/2026

Not that I need the additional weight of the sin of being an apologista for the stained love of money that is forbes on the day when my soul is weighed, but..

Contra
Musk has a long history of failed predictions, including multiple overly-optimistic
promises about sending humans back to the Moon or setting up a colony on
Mars. He has been predicting humans would reach Mars in the next ten years as
early as 2011, repeating similar claims at least 19 times in interviews and on
social media over the years, a New York Times review found. In 2017, he
announced plans for SpaceX to begin flying private citizens around the moon by
2018—a trip that never happened.

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 20/06/2026

What sort of man doesn’t provide air sickness bags doublebagged to insure zero kraut leakage for the lady? bagging for protection should ALWAYS be provided by the man!!

Best alternative would be this happy crotch purse fulla sauerkraut. It’s leather and fluffy white fur hanging from a leather belt covering the man’s own sauerkraut patch while he’s wearing what looks like a picnic blanket as a skirt.

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 18/06/2026

The Florsheim Sauerkraut Gang almost hits as gleefully as the old Apple Dumpling Gang!

Movie title image for the Apple Dumpling Gang featuring Tim Conway to the right of frame and Don Knotts to the left of frame.
Both look exactly like the goobers in the administration wobbling around in Ill-fitting goofyshoes insane human roombas wandering what’s left of the White House tripping falling down and crop dusting wildly

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 15/06/2026

If you see this, post a bird. Key West chicken

The scene is below decks at a Key West restaurant patio. The floor is a gray decking and one orange chicken lady (with dark butt feathers) begs alongside a gorgeous deep red rooster with full cherry comb above and below his face and those oily rainbow dark black feathers for wing and tail.
If ya gots a thing for feets this chicken might be your spirit animal

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 19/05/2026

Tried it. She dint care one tiny fluff of furrr. I demand a complete refund. You have 48 hours.

Pic is my dawg, face forward but body turned to the right of the frame trailing off prior to the hip area. Her fur is light brown-red with white accents including her 6-pointer splat of white atop her head betwixt two perfectly perky ears. She has a look of the sort of dog who can dissociate from any possible ultimatum before it can even finish being said.

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 15/05/2026

Bah. In India they can make it do a triple-axel triple toe-loop triple lutz **while** whacking both of Nancy Kerrigan’s knees!

Image of an approaching train but you can only see the bright red areas of the outside of the front bumper because there are literally what must be a thousand people hanging off the sides and piled on top

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 10/05/2026

I believe I’ve tapped into some sort of algorithmic explanation on this, and it’s not pretty.

A pic of the timeline, from the testicle-eating seagull down to the next set of skeets that look like they’re explainers…

Text from the pic:
www.suffolkgazette.com
Seagull rips off man's testicle as he
sunbathes naked
A rogue seagull ripped off a man's right
testicle as he sunbathed naked in his back
garden, it has emerged.

@verdiaria.bsky.social
@verdiaria
S Reply
Nobody knows what causes it?

Mat G
@gienieczko.com
People not wanting to have kids, mostly

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 10/05/2026

Let me posit that “golden age” is exactly the proper name for the end-state of capitalism decay. Bronze ages and stone ages and such are named for what’s new and useful - decay eventualizes when the useful things (and people) are discarded for the imaginary “capital” shiny ooh Lookit imma rich!

Itza dark beige sign with black block letters, reading:
WE ARE NOT LiViNG
iN THE GOLDEN AGE.
WE ARE LIVING
iN THE AGE OF
CAPiTALiST DECAY
WHERE SOCIETY İS
BREAKİNG DOWN DUE
TO THE ENDLESS
GREED OF
THE BILLIONAIRE CLASS

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 16/04/2026

Honestly not the best pic just the one from today. She is freakin’ photogenic beyond all reasoning.

This is Ruby, and I tried to put in here a picture of her being less photogenic but even with her tongue out she’s too gobbley cute. She’s a red heeler (Australian Cattledog) and she’s sitting in a small footpath in the forest to the right of a cedar stump 70% her height. She’s sporting her jaunty spring green harness.

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 15/04/2026

Not to worry, confusion is the point of the headline and the story - as told by them pretending a tiny blip means anything compared to the vast losses from that shithole company over time

The all-time chart for Allbirds stock, starting at $520 four years ago or so, pissing away all value over time, and barely getting a fart outta their corporate corpse which is $18 and will go back to a McDonald’s coffee valuation tomorrow

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 05/04/2026

My brain been pushing this

This is the Nighthawks painting with FEMA lead Gregg Phillips inserted behind the food service bar, probably moments after teleporting there.

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 27/03/2026

And yet they name the effin 10 minute oil change place “take 5”?!! They’re putting in teeth and hiding it behind the oil change front!

Advert for the squished-head “take 5” 10 minute oil change place. Left part of advert is red with the text below. A diagonal center split exists between the red and the right-hand picture of a lady oil changer with her hand on the window ledge of the car driven by a very happy black guy giving her the “Lookit her taking ten minutes for this” thumb gesture 👍🏼.
TAKE 5
OIL CHANGE
THE STAY
IN YOUR CAR
10 MINUTE
OIL CHANGE.

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 24/03/2026

It calls them skeets or it gets the hose again

Meme from The Silence of the Lambs with the psycho peering down into the well-hole at the future victim girl holding the stupid white little dog
IT CALLS THEM SKEETS
OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 20/03/2026

I think I could def play “chuck/bury/avoid” on walksies in the forest!

A cute pic of Ruby the red heeler (Australian Cattle Dog) giving cheek and dubious look, in her green halter atop a mossy rock (obvs the best for sitting upon while making chuck/bury/avoid judgements)

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 15/02/2026

There are allowable marriage ages below 18, that’s why. Not saying this is a good thing. Just that it be a thing.

Map of the USA showing marriage age by state - with parental consent. It’s partially wrong because Alabama has changed to be a 16 year old minimum, but it serves the point of showing states color-coded by minimum marital age with only approx a quarter of them coded at 18.

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 07/02/2026

Don’t count out the local Goodwill !!!

A canister is the vast majority of the picture. This canister happens to be “Eterni-Trees” whose motto is “heal your heart ♾️ heal the planet” because it’s that thing where you can plant someone’s ashes and grow a tree.
Atop the canister is the goodwill price tag (orange) showing a price of $4.99

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 04/02/2026

Shhhh. They let me have all the abandoned second shots.

The picture is of Kirill Tereshin (from Russia) who inflates his biceps so that he can get yahoo to write idiot articles about him. His bicep is rather huge and should be looked at by a doctor who is not giving out abandoned shingles shots.

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 26/12/2025

Very good, so good in fact you should use it for your business adverts as well! If you think mom is busy, you should see the tire fellas!

This pic is an obvious AI generation for my local tire folks. Their text is above the picture of a white blonde woman unfortunately merging hands with the handsome tanned serviceman. I’m certain it’s supposed to be the standard of a honest handshake agreement, though it’s become a horror-show of two wrist-aliens spawning odd fingers and thumbs from their solid body of hand-like substance. Worse yet, the lady is shaking her right arm against his left arm, leaving the poor AI confused as to how those hands might’ve looked, if they weren’t a bothersome blob of fleshy mess.
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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 15/12/2025

Owls hereabouts are hidden magic wonders hoovering up dem rats, but very rarely at dusk I can spot a blurry entity that I swear was an owl.

The image is sparse. Twilight blues cover the sky and a a skeleton of a former tree reaches up into it. One long limb remains outstretched from the decrepit dead tree and, upon the very tip of that precariously-rotted limb, sits a familiar-shaped blur that I know was an owl.

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 19/10/2025

Bluesky has a seat at the Waffle House. You cannot hate the Waffle House. In the south we vote and are baptized in the Waffle House.

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 13/10/2025

Bless the bees that bless my fall crop of beans

This is a jaunty green picture, with a bean stem up the center of the frame. Light green buds from the bean plant are in three clusters along the center stem, and the middle set of buds have a larger light green bud with a tiny bit of white flower peeping out like some surreptitious panty slip, with a fuzzy black and black and yellow bee hanging from it, face buried to the HILT into the flower.
Gorgeous texture patterns feather out on the green leaves a distant hanging along this erotic bee action.

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 21/09/2025

Tiny edit? Perhaps this is 150 mL of full fat milk?

FOR THE DUTCH BABY
3 large eggs
1 tablespoon caster sugar
150 full fat milk
100 grams plain flour

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Curtsybear @curtsybear.com · 18/09/2025

All I’ve been told is “multiflora” which seems to have stuck for me - as I can see how it crams multiple flowers into one. My glorious one is a peach/pink and was snarfed at $5 clearance last year. Never bought better!