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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 08/10/2026

Sometimes I reserve the right to be unstable when boomer men keep speaking to me like I'm stupid and infantilising me because I'm poor & disabled, and this isn't even the whole email

A cropped screenshot of an email from me to my community housing provider as follows:

Hello

I have unblocked CHL’s domain and am now receiving your emails. I’ll thank CHL staff to refrain from ever attempting to mansplain to me how they think any of this works considering the fact that, among other failures, CHL only stopped issuing unlawful water usage invoices this year after disregarding my numerous complaints over several years and that your other tenants have tracked me down on social media to ask for my help dealing with you.

I have a copy of the peppercorn lease agreement between CHL and the Housing Authority and I have a demonstrably better functional understanding of CHL’s intended role versus what CHL actually does than anyone at CHL I’ve spoken to in the last 7+ years bar [redacted], and you burned her out so badly with these issues that she quit and took with her over a decade of experience in the Housing Authority itself. I will not be condescended to by people who won’t even identify themselves in emails I can provide to regulators in a complaint about them.

A cropped screenshot of the last paragraph of an email I sent to my housing provider as follows:

Don’t email me for at least 24 hours after I receive the read receipt for this email or I’ll block CHL’s domain again. I acknowledge the tone of this email is inappropriately discourteous and thank CHL for understanding that this was the best compromise I could achieve in the interest of efficiency in communication without risking outright abusive vitriol. I endeavour to ensure future correspondence will be more unbothered and I look forward to working with CHL to that end.

Regards

Claire [redacted]

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 06/10/2026

We definitely take full advantage when he's being a sook

A photo of a well lit white and orange cat being cuddled by his mama and getting face scratches from his papa because he's scared of thunder and we only get to baby him when he's like this. He's grabbing on with his claws and has comfy squinty eyes as he drapes over my shoulder.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 06/10/2026

1 like = 1 prayer for Baby Fred, Thunder Wuss

A photo in a warmly lit room showing a white and orange cat face poking out of a cardboard box under a desk. He is hiding from the scary thunder.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 05/10/2026

Bsky giveth, bsky taketh away if I'm going to be so ungrateful

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 05/10/2026

I came here to comment "same" and then I found out you're Russian, I'm going back to bed

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 04/10/2026

Samsung live wallpaper cat is on point

A screenshot of my phone's lock screen showing the normal buttons and widgets like the clock showing the time and date up the top, the phone and camera buttons down the bottom. The background is mostly plain black but there's a ragdoll cat all fluffy and two-tone grey with blue eyes looking up off screen with a half open mouth like a mild surprise face or a "give me that treat" face.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 01/10/2026

The manager stepped in and got CHL's domain blocked because he's incapable of due diligence lmao

Hello

Thank you for your reply.

Due to new false accusations of forum shopping therein when I have demonstrably only contacted the email address/es I was directed to contact and replied to the email address/es who have contacted me I will not be communicating further with CHL in any capacity until further notice.

Please advise when CHL has reviewed its communication policies and standards and is prepared to meet them. I am now blocking your domain.

Regards

Claire [redacted]

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 01/10/2026

Skipped ahead a couple. Turns out these were just internal CHL meetings, not involving the Department of Housing & Works as I was led to believe. This is usually when a manager steps in & tells me to stop harassing staff & just confirm dates/consent etc under threat of breach notice

Hello

Thank you for confirming.

And could [redacted] please explain why she knowingly made on Wednesday 9th September 2026 the following false statement (emphasis mine) which you have only now corrected weeks later:

"At this stage, the meetings scheduled for Friday and early next week are internal discussions between [bold] CHL, our asset team, and the Department [end bold] to review the outstanding maintenance items, funding considerations, and the feasibility of proposed works."

Regards

Claire [redacted]

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 01/10/2026

Drink every time this guy says "apologies for" whatever dipshit shit he's done

An email from my community housing provider maintenance officer via the general customer service inbox to me cc my housing officer at 12:21pm as follows:

Hi Claire,

Apologies for the confusion. The work order was originally raised on 14 June; however, the baiting did not proceed at the time due to concerns about the safety of the rat bait around cats. Could you please confirm whether you would still like us to proceed with the installation of the cat-safe rat bait? We are happy to arrange this.

Kind regards,

Info WA

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 01/10/2026

It's taking me a whole day to write single-point emails that won't get me a formal warning for being discourteous, this is a nightmare for productivity

An email from me to [redacted] +1, being my housing officer and the general customer service team inbox from Community Housing Ltd at 12:08 as follows:

Hi [redacted]

I'll get to the larger email ASAP but just wanted to quickly ask for a copy of the records the asset manager has used to come to the conclusion that the rat traps have been done. Photos, invoices, contractor reports, etc. Because the rat traps have not been done. Rat traps have never been done here and I've been asking for the rats to be dealt with for years. Has someone been paid for doing rat traps?

Regards

Claire [redacted]

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 30/09/2026

So this made me lol and then check because of the scolding email I got today and LMFAO SAME did this mf send me a scold email and mute my reports because I hurt his fucking feelings

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 30/09/2026

This hasn't actually been done but can we really expect any better from the asset manager who told me to chuck asbestos in my household bin I'm so tired I'm already in bed for dinner again lol At least I stapled chicken wire to the fence so the cat doesn't bother the neighbour's dog

Rat traps that are safe to use around our cat - Asset manager has advised this was completed as a once off

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 30/09/2026

Amazing. Things I've sporadically reported lately: - accounts & their posts name- or keyword-searching so they can harass other users - accounts & their posts targeting individual users by name - accounts & their posts dogpiling other users per Aaron's own shiny new policy

Email to me from Bluesky as follows:

Hi,

We've reviewed reporting activity from your account {@handle} and found a pattern consistent with bad-faith reporting. Specifically, your account has been submitting a significant volume of reports against content that does not violate Bluesky's Community Guidelines, in an apparent attempt to have non-violative content removed.

This conduct falls under our Anti-Harassment policy, which states:

Do not abuse Bluesky features (lists, labels, community moderation tools), engage in bad-faith mass reporting, or use automated harassment systems.
As a result, your ability to submit reports has been muted for 7 days. Reports submitted from your account during this time will not be reviewed or actioned by our moderation team. This action does not otherwise limit your ability to post, follow, or use Bluesky.

Please note: if we identify continued bad-faith reporting from this account, your account will be temporarily suspended under Anti-Harassment (2.B.ii) of Bluesky's Community Guidelines.

If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days using our in-app appeal tool. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.

Bluesky Moderation Team

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 30/09/2026

When you give a builder a chainsaw and instructions to "prune branches overhanging fence"

A photo of a yellow metal fence with a dark browny purple ornamental plum tree pushing its branches against it from the other side. Some of the branches have been haphazardly cut above the fence line which doesn't really solve the problem of the branches pushing on the fence because they're still pushing on the fence, they're just shorter now. It's a bright sunny day under a deep blue sky.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 30/09/2026

Oh don't worry, we know one of your dogs is a bit yappy. Ask me how we know, neighbour who knocked on our door at 6am, 6:30am & 7am before leaving a note to tell us our cat got into your yard for the first time ever. Should I knock on your door next time your yappy dog goes off at 2am or nah?

No worries! He's a gorgeous cat. He sat with my daughter and I before we lowered him gently back over the fence. He could hang out anytime but one of our dogs is a bit yappy.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 30/09/2026

My neighbour must have known I needed more rage in my life because he delivered some at 6am, 6:30am, and 7am 🙃

A still shot from my doorbell camera showing a blurry middle aged white guy in motion to knock on my front door on my porch in the bleary light of a rainy morning. It's timestamped 2026-09-30 06:02:46.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 29/09/2026

This bitch really tried something today Tried

A cropped screenshot of an email as follows:

Subject: RE: [redacted] Wor...

Hi Team

Attached are the email conversation [redacted] attached in his email below timestamped Tuesday, 29 September 2026 09:35:29 and my pdf copy of the same conversation including my response dated 16th September 2026 (omitted by [redacted] today). I never received a response from anyone at CHL.

You will note that, in my reply, I clarified the scope of works as proposed by [redacted] and raised further works required. Specifically, relating to today’s works:

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 29/09/2026

Every single interaction I am forced to have with CHL and their associates is fucking agony

A screenshot of an email as follows

Subject: [redacted] Works Today

From: Claire [redacted]
To: [redacted], Info WA

Time: 08:20

Hi [redacted]

Could you please send me the work order [redacted] received for today? I booked in the plumbers to deal with the main drain pipe but apparently there's more to be done that I haven't been told of. Urgently, please.

Regards

Claire [redacted]

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026

Ah yes it certainly felt that cold

A screenshot of my hygrometer app showing a line graph of temperature readings taken over the last 24 hours inside my house. Yesterday it peaked at 20.8 degrees Celsius and today it peaked at 18.4 degrees Celsius. Overnight the minimum was 16.6 degrees Celsius. The average is 18.3 degrees Celsius and it's currently 18.1 degrees Celsius.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026

Footy fans are screaming outside and he hates it

A photo of a white and orange cat doing a concerned loaf on a fuzzy black blanket on a black couch. He's looking past you to the open front door because people outside are screaming about the football grand final. He is heckin concerned.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/09/2026

He's alternating between snoring and growling in his sleep

A photo of a white and orange cat curled up all tight, sleeping hard with his face tucked into his hand. He's partially covered by the purple and black zebra stripe quilt he's on because it's a chilly morning.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 23/09/2026

cry laughing at my desk because i was not expecting magicMUNT while shopping for a phone mount for my car

Included with this kit is One large and Two small magicPLATEs, a replacement 3M sticker for both the magicMUNT Orignial and magicMOUNT Surface as well as Two alcohol cleaning swabs.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 21/09/2026

6.5kg sack of go fuck yourself

A photo of a white and orange cat having a comfy snooze on a magenta blanket on a navy blue couch. Not a care in the world, the prick.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 21/09/2026

Today Fred briefly ran away from home by getting under a gap in the fence and couldn't get back through He spent his time at the neighbour's place terrorising her by trying to get into her house Turns out they moved in a week ago and she's afraid of cats Nice one, dickhead

A photo of a white and orange cat relaxing on a magenta blanket on a navy blue couch. He's looking pretty comfy, like he might have a snooze. He's had a busy day of being an unrepentant little shit.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 18/09/2026

Love getting field reports from Big Booty Goth Boyfriend

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 16/09/2026

In the past 2 weeks we've been both too cold & too hot indoors. Spring has only just begun. I'm terrified of summer, not just because of our extreme power bills. My heart still isn't recovered from COVID & I had POTS to begin with. CHL & Department of Housing are discussing "feasibility" of aircon.

A screenshot of a line graph comparing 2 weeks of indoor temperature data from my hygrometer. Line 1 in blue goes from 9th September to 16th September and Line 2 in orange goes from 2nd September to 9th September.

On the graph, Line 1 in blue shows we hit a maximum of 27.4 degrees Celsius on 16th September (today) with an average temperature of 21.4 degrees Celsius for the week. Line 2 in orange shows we hit a minimum of 15.8 degrees Celsius on 9th September with an average temperature of 19.5 degrees Celsius for the week.

The World Health Organisation states indoor temperatures between 18-24 degrees Celsius to be the safest for most people in most climates. Outside of that range starts to cause health problems for people with health concerns, which includes me and my partner.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 13/09/2026

"young well hung dot Bluesky dot app" follo-[blocked]

A close up shot of a barbie doll face utterly disgusted at something she can see off-screen

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 12/09/2026

He's fucking terrifying and I love him so much

A photo outside in the shade of a white and orange cat sitting on a concrete path surrounded by overgrown green and brown grass. He's clearly struggling with murderous urges, sitting up with intense focus on the white human leg he's about to attack. The human should have known better than to go outside with the cat while wearing a pink and white cotton sarong and iridescent everlast slides considering how violent this cat is about exposed feet.

A photo in a warmly living room featuring mostly black furniture. A black folded blanket is in the foreground, and on the other side is an orange and white cat staring into your soul as though your very existence makes him seethe with rage. He's coming for you.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 10/09/2026

I just found out Coles has one litre bottles of maple syrup on special

A screenshot of the Coles supermarket app showing the product details page for a one litre bottle of The Maple Treat Pure Maple Syrup for $19.00 (was $22.00, save $3.00)

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 09/09/2026

The problem with being excluded from these meetings, and why I keep demanding I be allowed to participate, is that CHL and the Department play liability tennis and nobody is advocating for us (the tenants). So the roof is still caving in and they're still having meetings about it. #AusPol

A screenshot of an email from my community housing provider as follows:

Hi Claire,

I understand that it can be frustrating to feel excluded from discussions about your home.

At this stage, the meetings scheduled for Friday and early next week are internal discussions between CHL, our asset team, and the Department to review the outstanding maintenance items, funding considerations, and the feasibility of proposed works. As these matters are still being assessed, the meetings will not include tenant attendance.

Once these discussions have taken place, I will provide you with an update.
If you would still like to discuss we can then arrange a separate meeting to go through the outcomes and any impacts the works may have on your tenancy.

Thank you

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 04/09/2026

I had a gander at the questionnaire and this made me say "what the fuck" out loud

A screenshot of a multiple choice question as follows

what do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?

Sunshower
The wolf is giving birth
The devil is beating his wife
Monkey's wedding
Fox's wedding
Pineapple rain
Liquid sun
I have no term or expression for this
Other

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 28/08/2026

Waking up at 3pm every day feeling like this and there's not enough valium in the world

A photo of quite possibly the most disturbed/disturbing sculpture to ever exist of an ice cream in a cone. It's got a brown waffle cone body with 2 pale human legs wearing blue human shoes. It's got 2 pale human arms wearing yellow human gloves. The arms and legs have sleeves and pants the same colour as the waffle cone body. Maybe naked human flesh would be worse. The head is 2 scoops of icecream, one yellow and one pink. On top is a squirt of white whipped cream with what one hopes is strawberry topping instead of dark, coagulated blood but it's legitimately hard to tell. It has one beady black eye on each scoop, but really far away from each other. It seems to have red human lips on a dog shaped mouth and nose with a long dog-like tongue. It is bafflingly holding and licking a non-sentient 3 scoop icecream. I don't think it's necessarily enjoying itself, it's more like it's trapped in some kind of manic frenzy. Its heart, if it has one, is probably pounding in its chest.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 27/08/2026

One of the best things my great aunt hoarded was her collection of vintage Tupperware toys

A photo of old, brightly coloured, modular plastic animal toys. There's a red dog head, an orange elephant head, and a green giraffe head. There's an assortment of legs: short orange, stubby red, and tall blue. The midsection are fat blue, skinny green, and medium yellow. Each has the same yellow banana-sjaled tail. And the giraffe has a tall cylindrical neck. Some uninspired loser has tried to put them together as coherently as possible instead of using them to create eldritch horrors, although they're still mildly horrifying.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 26/08/2026

Australia doesn't exclusively have dangerous animals, we also have these derpy dolphins

A photo of light grey, chubby looking snub-nosed dolphin. It has a tiny dorsal fin, snub nose, a protruding forehead, and the way its eyes and mouth are placed make it look like it's just having the best time vibing in the ocean

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 25/08/2026

My neighbours are running a market garden in suburban Perth, I'll just bust through the gap in our fence and help myself since they're doing it organic style and it's their fault we have rats. Got new photos today for the council

A photo over my back fence showing my neighbour's yard under a blue sky with ragged clouds. There's a big fig tree with a passion fruit vine hanging off it, both fruiting. There's a patch of various vegetables growing, including what I think are things like lettuce and cauliflower, fenced off with chicken wire and metal pickets. In that section are some white chickens, patrolling for bugs and snails and shitting everywhere as fertiliser. There's a bunch of unkempt dirt and weeds around the general unfenced area, a pile of bricks, and a sheet of dark green Colorbond steel fence leaning against the trunk of the fig tree. In the background are more fruit trees and vegetables. Basically half the >700sqm block has been converted into a market garden but the full view is obscured by the fig tree.

A photo through the gap in my back fence showing my neighbour's yard. There's the big fig tree and passionfruit vine, both fruiting. In the background are the fenced off vegetable patches. There's the dirt and weeds with the pile of bricks and the sheet of dark green Colorbond steel fence appears to be forming one side of some kind of small pen I can't see into at the base of the fig tree. Beside it is an old yellow plastic bucket lying on its side and next to that packing through the fallen leaves is a brown chicken. Behind the chicken is a proper metal aviary with a sheet of yellow Colorbond steel fence as the legally-required impermeable floor for keeping poultry. It is not fit for purpose. The chickens are also supposed to be kept away from fences, especially now we finally have bird flu on mainland Australia. Oh, and they have a bunch of Muscovy ducks further back in the property too. The legal limit for garden poultry in a residential zone is 6 and they have multiple times that. The place reeks of bird shit and I fucking hate it. They also have rats for obvious reasons that we also now have because of the gap in the fence. Thankfully they seem to be organic farming dickheads so the rats our cat has brought inside haven't been poisoned which means he won't also get poisoned.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 19/08/2026

Hooly dooly that's a ripsnorter of a policy failure, champ. I'm using a legal medicinal pharmacy vape & juice but the most accessible ones most people are using are illegal disposables over the counter. Legal tobacco is too expensive due to the disincentive excise.

Australia has seen an extraordinary surge in the consumption of illegal tobacco in recent years.

It is estimated 80 per cent of tobacco and other nicotine products consumed in Australia are now illicit, rising from 12 per cent in 2017, according to the Australian Bureau of Statistics.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 14/08/2026

Andrew Bragg can pay my power bills then. It costs 400 bucks for 60 days to achieve this low temperature inside my community housing squat over winter in Perth. In summer it's more like 800 bucks for 60 days to run the portable aircon. I wish these dickheads would just FOAD, I'm so tired of this.

A screenshot of my Govee hygrometer app showing data on 2 line graphs from July 17th to August 14th. The average temperature was 17.6 degrees Celsius, which is just below the World Health Organisation threshold of 18 degrees Celsius bow which health problems start to set in. Temperatures below 18 degrees are shown in red instead of the normal blue on the graph. The lowest minimum was 12.5 degrees a few days ago and the highest maximum was 22.3 degrees on July 17th. Relative humidity min/average/max was 81.7%/62.1%/48.2%.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 12/08/2026

Upskirt shot for Fred's OnlyBeans

A photo from the perspective of under a glass table looking up through it. A white and orange cat is sitting on the table eating his dinner. His pink toe beans are visible and his saggy cat tits are pressing on the glass.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 11/08/2026

On the one hand I'd like to thank Fred for paying rent but on the other hand I'd like him to stop fucking bringing it inside the house

A photo from the perspective of inside a room with a dimmed purple light looking out into a warmly lit hallway. On the hardwood floor rests a white and orange cat, crouched near a dead grey rat. He brought it inside and at least this one is dead, unlike the many previous.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 07/08/2026

We even have a patient portal so we can see the referral has been accepted by the public outpatient clinic at the hospital, but there's no indication of when you'll actually get an appointment. Priority 3 is non-urgent, which means no risk of death but includes debilitating chronic symptoms.

A screenshot of Western Australia's Manage My Care app on the referral details page showing its status as "waiting". The referral was received by Sir Charles Gairdner Hospital's Rheumatology clinic on 2nd February 2023 and is categorised at Priority 3.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 03/08/2026

Today's gender is snarky Reddit man

A cropped screenshot of 2 reddit comments as follows

CatchUNextTuesday [me] Sovereign Redditor 14 pts 13 days ago
I do so enjoy when the blow-ins track shit all over our good carpet.

gordianslop -3 pts 13 days ago
Oh no the snarky Reddit man has mocked me! My world-view has fallen apart.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 24/07/2026

Seriously I'm so sick of this house and my power bills (electric panel heater in one room, electric oil column heater in the other)

A screenshot of the past 7 days' worth of temperature readings in degrees Celsius taken at 1-minute intervals. The lowest minimum was 13.9 on Thursday night, the highest maximum was 21.5 (not including the later spike up to 22.3 when my SO made cheese on toast in the grill) on Saturday afternoon, and the average was 17.5. Normal readings are blue, reading below 18 are in red. The World Health Organisation states that indoor temperatures below 18 degrees are when health issues from exposure start to occur. From Tuesday there is hardly any blue, it's almost all red.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 22/07/2026

[Alexander from Letterkenny voice]: Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet

A screenshot of a message my SO sent me and I cry laugh reacted that says:

I saw a doodie stuck to the wall in the toilet at bunnings yesterday, which made me laugh a lot

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 20/07/2026

I'm not even exaggerating, they literally got a consultant in to train them how not to fuck up like they have been throughout my tenancy

A screenshot of a paragraph excerpted from an email I got from the CHL WA state operations manager that says:

At our conference we did some work with a consultant around behaviours, engagement, respect and a heap on operational improvement. The session informed new and updated actions for our internal State Operational Plan. I am hoping improvements and benefits will be realised over the coming weeks/months. The consultant provided the material/presentation slides and I am sorry, I don't have a copy to share (as at tonight). The materials/resources were created after the Consultant met with me on a few occasions.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 20/07/2026

Legitimately tempted to do something really funny about CHL's job ad for the newly vacant WA State Operations Manager position

A screenshot of a brief text message exchange dated Monday 20th July 2026 as follows

Me at 19:00: can I use you as a reference to apply for your job lmaoooo

Them at 19:01: YES! Of course! That would whip them into shape wouldn't it? You'd be so great in a job like that Claire. Although... Do they deserve you? No they don't.

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