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I’m reading all the pamphlets and watching all the tapes. 📍Los Angeles, CA

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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 17h
Hi! When browning butter, don’t splash it onto yourself. It really hurts. #themoreyaknow
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Final: Brewers 2, Dodgers 1 A carbon copy of last year's Game 1 in so many ways, down to the final score. This time, Milwaukee's pitching reigned supreme. This is going to be some series. Series: 1-0, Brewers
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NPR @npr.org · 11/10/2026
People who lose their jobs in this economy are taking longer to find new work. Nearly four in ten people exhaust their unemployment benefits before they land a new job. n.pr/4s0WyH8
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It's taking longer to find a new job after losing one
People who lose their jobs in this economy are taking longer to find new work. Nearly four in ten people exhaust their unemployment benefits before they land a new job.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I swear to Christ there is a LAN party happening now at the library and it is not a scheduled event.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I were Murphy, I’d bench Garrett Mitchell. He is 0 for 4 in this game. #Brewers #NLDS
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shoutout to the woman in the stands at Petco Park wearing cheesehead earrings. I see you. #Brewers #NLDS
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chourio’s making contact. I’m surprised pitchers aren’t trying to pitch around him. #Brewers
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
May the Dodgers fan who threw a “light” jab at me at 4:15 AM have popped ears on this morning’s flight.
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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 03/10/2026
Over 400 items from Paul Reubens' career to be auctioned. Here are 6 highlights
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Over 400 items from Paul Reubens' career to be auctioned. Here are 6 highlights
Pee-wee Herman's iconic suit and bow tie, quirky furniture, annotated scripts and signed memorabilia will be among the 400-plus items sold at Paul Reubens' Big Auction.
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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 04/10/2026
Culver City protesters demand Sony, Amazon, other studios defend democracy
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Culver City protesters demand Sony, Amazon, other studios defend democracy
A protest march in Culver City asked for media companies such as Sony, Apple and Amazon to help ensure fair elections ahead of the midterms.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Either someone farted at the airport boarding line or their “zipper” is a noisy lil guy.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes my splurge is a first class seat because I hate flying and I like to be comfy and also the odd one out of the old white men in the group 1 bunch.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Best offense in baseball” my ass. #byecubbies 👋🏼
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“If I didn't get a hit that game, I would do something different the next day.” Joey Ortiz was tinkering himself into being the worst hitter in baseball. How he turned his year around to become the Brewers playoff X-factor. www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
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How Joey Ortiz went from league-worst hitter to Brewers playoff X-factor
Of all the stories around the Brewers' 100-win season, Joey Ortiz's mid-year turnaround is among the most remarkable.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can they ask Danhausen to curse all the teams in the NL but them? #askingforamiracle #playoffs
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MY FORTUNE COOKIE: “You will soon experience a great transformation.” MY BRAIN:
An illustration depicting Kafka’s “Metamorphosis,” featuring a human-sized bug on its back in a small bed in a sparsely-decorated bedroom.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Including a red light district? 😉
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My job application to the library is under review! 🤞🤞🏻🙏🏻
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tell me why the AC was so goddamn cold at work today that I had to order soup for lunch to take my mind off my frigid fingers?!
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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Brewers now have more wins (98) than any team in franchise history. Jacob Misiorowski's first Cy Young. Jake Bauers breakout. A 22-0 win and 20-0 clincher. Pat Murphy MOY again?? Healthy Garrett Mitchell. Logan Henderson. Drew Rom? Greg Jones? Luis Rengifo? Here's to you, 2026.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m not a fan of training that won’t be relevant or applied.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guys, is it in bad taste to leave a job right before you’re given a new project that will create more work for you, but won’t be paid more? I hate leaving my colleagues high and dry, but it’s clear I will be doing more and no extra compensation to show for it. 🙃 as if I don’t already do enough…
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Interesting how someone says their major complaint of a book was the racial slurs (book written by a POC btw), but mine was the SA of a minor. We are not the same, apparently. 😬
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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 14/09/2026
Union power vs. MAGA politics in California's schools superintendent race
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Union power vs. MAGA politics in California’s schools superintendent race
Democrat Richard Barrera and conservative Sonja Shaw clash in a high-stakes battle for California’s state superintendent of public instruction post.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shout out to the librarians who know how to spell my FIRST and LAST name correctly. Signing up for weekly yoga has paid off in that respect. 🤣
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not me watching Hoarders thinking a perfectly good table is being thrown out.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I smell playoffs! #ThisIsMyCrew #Brewers
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Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Press release: Acclaimed documentary celebrating the life and legacy of Bob Uecker available for 24 hours beginning September 10 at 6 p.m. CT.
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‘Ueck’ documentary to stream exclusively on Brewers.TV
Acclaimed documentary celebrating the life and legacy of Bob Uecker available for 24 hours beginning September 10 at 6 p.m. CT.
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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 08/09/2026
How an L.A. charter school has all but eliminated chronic absenteeism among homeless students
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How an L.A. charter school has all but eliminated chronic absenteeism among homeless students
Scholarship Prep South Bay in Wilmington has worked to eliminate chronic absenteeism among homeless students through wrap-around care, trauma-informed support and family trust.
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Chuck the Vampire Slayer 🧛🏻 @sazeracla.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well. This won’t be a disaster at all.
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L.A. freeways, roads to be closed to general traffic for 2028 Olympics. How will it hit your commute?
A plan to block off freeway and street lanes for exclusive use by athletes, staff and others is in the works for the 2028 Olympics.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Once again, Nathan Fielder has our attention.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t know what this says about me as a person but “Chernobyl” has become a comfort show. 😬
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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 04/09/2026
Lack of FEMA funds cuts off key recovery program for Eaton, Palisades fire survivors
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Lack of FEMA funds cuts off key recovery program for Eaton, Palisades fire survivors
California says it's ending its disaster case management program for Eaton and Palisades fire survivors after FEMA stalled federal funding.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Driving through downtown LA might be worst than driving on the freeway. All the dang one ways and lanes where people can park but can’t park? Terrible.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I like how dragons in the GOT universe always set their food on fire before they eat. You can’t have undercooked sheep and humans.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Humidity has made its way to SoCal and it is unwelcome. How dare you.
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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry, the versatile star turned pop culture icon with 'Rocky Horror Picture Show,' dies at 80
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Tim Curry, the versatile star turned pop culture icon with 'Rocky Horror Picture Show,' dies at 80
Tim Curry, the beloved and versatile star who famously commanded attention as the seductive mad scientist Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the cult classic musical 'Rocky Horror Picture Show,' has died. He was 80.
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Jemin Na, CPA @jeminna.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is this worst time to buy in SoCal? It may feel like it, but home prices aren’t up as much as expected, Times review finds. Aug. 26, 2026 Terry Castleman www.latimes.com/california/s...
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Is this the worst time to buy a house in California? Why timing really is everything
The people buying homes in Southern California are older and wealthier, but home prices are not rising as much as one might expect, a Times review of home sales data finds.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey guys! Let’s play a game. It’s called: Is it a kernal of rice, shred of cheese, or a maggot? Good luck!
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me: “Here, taste this.” My bf: “Why is it sour?” Me: “It’s hot and sour soup! That’s the whole point.” 🤣
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
PD presentations without pictures should be a crime. YOU WANT ME TO READ JUST TEXT? Yucky.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Summer in LA means seeing the occasional group of crotch rocket riders driving exorbitantly fast down a regular street while doing tricks.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Shoutout to the old man who came to yoga class in jeans.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I think as we get older, we revert to infantilism in a way, as we’re always one goof up from harming ourselves mega big time.
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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 04/08/2026
Why school districts are renting out vacant classrooms to child-care programs. ⬇️ www.latimes.com/california/s...
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Desperate for day care: How empty TK-12 classrooms can help fix California’s child-care crisis
Child-care nonprofits are taking advantage of declining enrollment at TK-12 schools to turn vacant classrooms and even closed campuses into child-care hubs, expanding scarce infant and toddler slots.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#Brits, enlighten me: There’s Breakfast tea and Afternoon tea. Both black tea. What is the difference? I’m genuinely curious.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have a theory that a big chunk of the socialist fear mongering by liberals is really about the fact that it’s perceived as a youth movement and godforbid the young exert political power
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I wrote about this kind of resentment a while back, re: college protests www.nytimes.com/2024/05/17/o...
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Opinion | Dear Boomers, the Student Protesters Are Not Idiots (Gift Article)
Older folks’ objections to protests and encampments may not be as reasoned as they claim.
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Car @cumfress.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Internet led me to believe Duke’s mayo was top tier. It is not. Kewpie mayo reigns supreme 👑
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