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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 17h

I am consumed by an intense need for pasta.....

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 23h

I fucking hate customer service bc they said it would take 2 days to anwser and its almost been 4.... fuck me

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Just as i posted this brightney died to t sprout and blot died to the ele timer trying to save her 😭

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Dandys world matchmaking run where everyone is alive past floor 15

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Tried sending something from a gc to the exact same gc

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

WHO THE FUCK INVALIDATED MY SHIT

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

More abt succession day I Love how apollo and klavier basically team up just to shit on kristoph the entire case 😭 (the fact klavier just helps apollo in most cases is awesome in general)

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oomf calling me at 9am to watch her play an fnf mod 😭

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My mom asking me if I play any "violent games". Mama my biggest interest rn is anime horse girls

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is gonna hit autistic people like crack (Its me im the autistic people)

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Got a switch 2... and forgot my nintendo account gmail AND password! Awesome!!!!!!

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cassogreen 🍎 ⛧ carrion 🥩 @dammit-larry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

sure sex is cool but have you tried sex 2

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Baba so cute she almsot makes me want to install a h*ro shooter

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Goodbye dolar hellooooo piece of plastic!!!!

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Kurt @kaatokunart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A reminder that you don’t need to be content machines as creatives You don’t need to chase all the trends Making reels and videos helps sure, but if you’re not the type there are other ways to be engaging You don’t need to make a new post everyday, you can repost some old stuff you’re proud of

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I gotts remake my pinned post soon I got SO out of dw yet its still ther e😭

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They struck you down for speaking the truth 💔

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

IF ZUKA MAKES AN ALTERNATE GEAR FOR A TRANSGEAR INPHERNAL IS HE BASICALLY GIVING THEM HRT

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What gear would sling want to transition to.... I imagine its to a support gear? Or smth to do with her shoes?

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hypertana where they both start getting flirty while forgetting they have their masks on so when they try to kiss its just BONK

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The fact I have only seen ONE fanart of her and priya kissing is criminal

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

subspace after medkit fled blackrock

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the fact that support gears were made to cook in thieves den....

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

New skins for coil and vine staff :)

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Typing absolute bullshit in oomfs dms bc I am bored

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social

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★ Snowloaf ★ @snowloaf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Blub!!! I love the blub (Also omg vanilla sift!!) #minecraft #minecraftfanart #thesift

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ban Hammer kill your mom and you will be reincarnated as a beautiful lotus flower

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlenghtwise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Windforce tried killing him for that too 😭😭😭 She gotta go im sorry

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