son: i’m really enjoying world cup soccer.
wife: since when? can you even name any professional soccer players?
son: yeah, lionel messi.
wife: huh. can you name any others?
son: uhhhhhhh… @cube.april.social?
Irreverent and Cube-loving Rakdos. Created during a Maro doubling experiment gone awry. Chief Hamster Wheel Operator at Scryfall.