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April King

@cube.april.social
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Irreverent and Cube-loving Rakdos. Created during a Maro doubling experiment gone awry. Chief Hamster Wheel Operator at Scryfall.

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April King @cube.april.social · 19/07/2026
son: i’m really enjoying world cup soccer. wife: since when? can you even name any professional soccer players? son: yeah, lionel messi. wife: huh. can you name any others? son: uhhhhhhh… @cube.april.social?
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April King @cube.april.social · 17/07/2026
i asked my wife who has the three elven rings of power during the lord of the rings and after a long moment of consideration she came up with “liv tyler’s dad,” “the lady elf,” and “the main dude.”
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April King @cube.april.social · 06/07/2026
someone walks in my front door and then 100 minutes later, 32 years of my life are gone. sold my entire magic collection, 63 duals, tabernacle, foil cradle and monolith and wheel and so much more. trying not to cry even if i know it was the right decision.
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April King @cube.april.social · 15/06/2026
@jorbs.bsky.social Just saw your YouTube Floor 1 Claw video -- I see that, and raise you this scroll box I got today.
scroll box with three claws
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April King @cube.april.social · 10/06/2026
and so the Three Rings were given to the Elves, who won't stop posting about their fucking daily steps
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April King @cube.april.social · 10/06/2025
Looks like Apple is doing to discontinue Rosetta 2 support after the next couple years, which I guess makes sense because most apps switched to being Apple Silicon native years ago. (except for Arena, which is still broken unless you run it with the much slower Rosetta 2 mode)
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April King @cube.april.social · 05/05/2025
i don't make games but i do write fiction. and i know it's been almost a decade since @maro254.bsky.social wrote this but i still think about lesson 11 — if everyone likes your game but no one loves it, it will fail — all the time: magic.wizards.com/en/news/maki...
magic.wizards.com
Twenty Years, Twenty Lessons—Part 2 | MAGIC: THE GATHERING
Mark continues his three-part series to share 20 lessons he's learned throughout his career designing Magic.
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April King @cube.april.social · 02/05/2025
had to break the bad news to my wife last night 😔
my wife is saddened to learn of agatha christie’s death, 50 years ago
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April King @cube.april.social · 22/04/2025
you have my mailing address, you could have just sent me a love letter wizards.
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April King @cube.april.social · 02/04/2025
i really should start playing in these tournaments, i have so many of these silly play-in points. being able to convert them to another currency would be so niiiiiiiiiice
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April King @cube.april.social · 02/04/2025
I've been playing Historic since the beginning of the format, and I think this may well be the worst meta I have ever seen. The fact that the recent B&R announcement didn't even mention the problematic cards (Sorin/Elendra) has me convinced that Wizards simply doesn't care about the format at all.
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April King @cube.april.social · 08/03/2025
@vorthosjay.bsky.social thinking of you
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April King @cube.april.social · 23/02/2025
a murder most fowl
a snow chicken with a missing head
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April King @cube.april.social · 29/01/2025
i don't tweet about magic often these days, but suffice to say: i don't think it will ever again design a more broken Bo3 Historic deck.
39-7, plagon is a fair magic card that draws 6 cards for 3 mana.
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April King @cube.april.social · 24/11/2024
is it called science FICTION because there’s no bureaucracy? or excel spreadsheets?
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April King @cube.april.social · 18/11/2024
can't remember the last time i pulled off an infinite kill combo in limited, but big thumbs up to whoever at wizards snuck this into foundations
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April King @cube.april.social · 17/10/2024
i stopped posting on @bsky.app a year and a half ago because they didn't do polls yet. now i'm back and it's still not a supported feature. is it too much to ask for a social media website to have polls with five options, so i can ask what the best magic color is†? †it's blue
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April King @cube.april.social · 17/10/2024
IF YOU'RE A MAGIC PLAYER AND NOT FOLLOWING ME YET you probably use Bluesky at work or in public in which case kudos for your good judgment.
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