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The Pun-isher 💀

@cttrekkie.bsky.social
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 14h
All I will say to this is that I hope this turns out exactly like you’d expect
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 22h
I’m honestly so sick of these people making me take the side of the leader of the Catholic Church
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope all 6 of them are Chris Pratt
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh in that case double the penalty
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Shawshank Redemption: Warden Discovers Tunnel Escape
ALT: Shawshank Redemption: Warden Discovers Tunnel Escape
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idea for a new baseball award. The Cy Old. Best pitcher over 35 years old. Finally get Sonny Gray an award.
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gosh I wonder which generals he’s going to fire I bet it’s all the white guys right
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
INTERESTING INTERESTING. WHAT HAPPENED?
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve never been this excited about a postseason spot between two teams I don’t either support or hate like I am about this third NL WC spot. Could be an epic collapse for the Phillies or a miracle for the D-Backs and it all comes down to today
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s a word for friends who hate who you are and want you and everyone like you to die and that word is “enemies”
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t care if it makes me less refined, 30 Rock should be number one. All of the comedies are ranked too low except Arrested Development. Parks and Rec, Community, and Modern Family should all be higher. And Lower Decks should be on here dammit
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I realize it is childish but the name Dylan Beavers will never not make me smile
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can I say something without everyone getting mad
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We have been robbed by the lack of a John Brown biopic starring Willem Dafoe
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stephen Root, Diedrich Bader, and Nick Offerman? In this economy?! Hell fucking yeah! With bonus Rachel Dratch?! Hell yeah!
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait Diedrich Bader is gonna be in this? Now I *really* can’t wait for S3.
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is that coach Beard?!
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you subtract all of the games that they won, their record doesn't look so hot now does it!
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a suggestion for someone who should be incinerated by the fire of a trillion suns
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just want to bring back 25-episode Star Trek seasons
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh I’m gonna watch the fuck out of this
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would kill for just one certified screen-used prop. Do they still auction anything off?
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Steve @redsoxhuskies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They should make a Brett Goldstein/Samuel L Jackson movie where the entire thing is just different bad things happening and the only script is them saying "F*ck" to each other.
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Roy Kent Swearing
ALT: Roy Kent Swearing
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s a hell of a Trek resume. Batting 1.000
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He could have lived the rest of his life never having to pay for a drink in all of New England and managed to be such a piece of shit that Red Sox fans, RED SOX FANS, can’t stand him. I’m a Red Sox fan. Does anyone understand how shitty you have to be for us to not like you?!
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is like when one book in a series is inexplicably taller than the others on the shelf and it makes me want to burn my house down
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Only three things in life are certain: Death, taxes, and Bill using a new font generator to remind us all that Tuvix deserved to die
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Did you make that ambulatory robot like I asked?” “What?” “I told you, I want a walking robot” “Oh…uh, boss, I’m sorry, I might have misheard.”
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Favorite: The Devil in the Dark Least Favorite: Mudd’s Women
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Thad @tyranicus.net · 18/09/2026
Meme with the caption "Boomers: 'You'll become more conservative in your 30s' 38-year-old-me:" followed by a drawing f an anthropomorphized lit molatov cocktail waving a red flag and saying "Eat the rich!" while rainbow smoke comes off its flames.
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of the handful of guys to play for every team in a division! Off the top of my head: Steve Finley Kelly Johnson Steve Pearce Mark McLemore I know there’s one or two more but that’s what I can remember without googling
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
70s Pirates uniforms still unmatched in baseball history
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Proper labeling is the Achilles vagina of any AI-made diagram
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I genuinely did not know until just now that there were more panels to this comic
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know what I think it looks like but if you think I’m gonna criticize anything at the witch restaurant you’re out of your mind
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t begrudge guys hitting home runs off of position players. You hit what’s thrown. No one should be expected to hold back. But celebrating like you just took Sandy Koufax deep in a World Series game is silly
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is the same woman. With and without makeup. Remember, if a female seduces you while wearing makeup, and doesn’t disclose up front that she’s wearing makeup, it is fraud by deception. Punishable by law. Don’t let it happen to you
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And so, the Italians declared war
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’d love to show a photo of her in full Klingon makeup to John Adams and tell him “this is your descendant” with no context
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This guy has a better claim to the HOF than about 20-30 guys who are already in. Probably doesn’t belong in it but it is crazy that he didn’t even get enough votes to stay on the ballot a second year
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
People laughed at this but I know this story is true because if I were frantically trying to dig my own parents out of a landslide I’d still remember to shout “Yankees suck” at anyone in my eyeline wearing a NY hat
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Guy who was hired at Committing Fraud and Unethical Behavior Incorporated: “You want me to do what?! No way!”
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Ashlynn, Sapphic Mess🏳️‍⚧️ @lolzygag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've been waiting for this one for a while. Here's a quick primer on how this can help the world get more trans stories out there. Go sub to the Patreon!
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When I was a teenager I once fell out of my friend’s moving car at maybe 7-10MPH on grass, tucked and rolled and popped up with no injuries or residual pain. Today my wrist is sore because last night I tweaked it opening a bag of chips
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The Pun-isher 💀 @cttrekkie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got into a Wikipedia loop reading about all the secondary Nazis. Not Eichmann or Himmler but all the aides and adjutants and functionaries and holy shit we did not hang enough of those people. Too many of them died in the 80s and 90s in the comfort of their own homes
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