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Twitch Streamer | YouTuber | Blogger Backlog enthusiast | Indie gem seeker | Game design appreciator North East England | She/her

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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Non-Designers Design Book [paperback] It has taken months, but I have finally knuckled down and reached the end right as project insta glow-up has commenced Its invaluable being able to name concepts I’ve picked up though messing around, and being able to identify why things sometimes look off
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
13. Mewgenics [dropped] I just realised that I forgot to log when I dropped Mewgenics. What can I say.. my expectations were way too high. I played for around 17 hours and got so bored at how repetitive it felt. Which added to the frustration of runs being ruined by bad RNG between encounters.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
12. Crow Country [for fun] The fact that Crow Country, a survival horror game, still works so well on explorer mode with all of the survival removed, is a testament to every other area of its design. Aesthetics - on point, atmosphere - fantastic, story - surprisingly great. Play this game!
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some of my faves
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some of my favourites!
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
11. Shadow of the Colossus [photography playthrough] This is a special game. My first attempt left me too unsettled to want to continue. But the visual and audio beauty enraptured me so thoroughly that I decided I had to spotlight every Colossus in photo mode. 6 years later and it’s finally done.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hello there
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After like a 2 year mental block I have finally picked back up my Shadow of the Colossus photography run. Yay! Clearly nailing it 📸
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
📞 Hostage Negotiator First solo boardgame experience! This game relied so heavily on dice that I think it would have felt so terrible to play if I didn’t have some extremely lucky rolls. The problem is, no one got to see the incredible clutch win that I got. Not sure solo boardgames are for me.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Critical Role Campaign 2: The Mighty Nein That was a lot of listening. I started at the start of the year and just finished mid September. And in that time the cast went through years. Constantly amazed at Matt Mercer’s creativity, memory and ability to just go with it. Very inspiring.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🦑 Arkham Horror: The Card Game Having never played a game like this before, I underestimated the complexity. I think it will be easier once you know how everything works, but there is a bit of a learning curve on the first session. Playing right before DnD was ill advised, but I would play again.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
10. Balatro [for fun] Reached my first win and calling it.. well a win. While there is still lots more to do and explore and unlock, I just have so many games that I want to play that I don’t feel the need to go super completionist anymore. It will still be there when I fancy it but for now - ✅
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Eyyy I got my first Balatro win
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spider-Man: Brand New Day [cinema] I had low expectations just based on my own disillusioned feelings regarding the MCU. And even then I was dissapointed. There were some cool ideas but I am just finding myself bored of movies in service of setting up other movies.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
9. Proverbs [for fun] What I intended to be a bridge game for when I have 10 minutes to pass ended up being a perfect podcast game to finish Critical Role C2 to. Super simple but brings out the compulsive side of me. Was not on the backlog but was exactly what I needed right now.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sponsored by Lox
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fight pit 🥊
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Moodheim
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Vibeheim
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Birdbox [netflix] It was fine. It was fun to watch socially theorising and making predictions as it went on. The concept is horrifying but I would have loved to have dived deeper into themes.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The harbour ⚓️
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The theatre 🎭
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
More of my unhinged bs
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The first 30s of my first session logging on by myself
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The forge of souls from the outside (named from our dnd campaign but build straight from my soul)
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Unlocked stone and naturally went absolutely unhinged making a giant doorless forge in the swamp
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My girl Bonny died today 😢 She was sassy, knew what she wanted, and she wasn’t the brightest but she was such a spark. She’s been with me through buying my own house, then moving away from our hometown, and made sure I was ok. We were a we, and now it’s just me, and I’m absolutely heartbroken 💔
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
And a new fire place in our home ship. Yet again can’t take any credit. I spent the evening switching our chests for barrels, making a loincloth and walking the perimeter of the continent. The wildlife corridor bridge for the pigs was my idea though, I’ll take that 😂
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Pigtown is really coming along
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Odyssey [cinema] Horrific, grim, all my favourite things. Did not expect to enjoy this much. Not knowing the original story was a bonus in the thrilling journey of wondering what was going to happen next, and knowing there would be reading to do after. Loved the theme, felt very resonant.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
And I’d like to say we built a guard house but I can’t take any credit for that one. I was out thieving money for a fishing rod that then forgot to buy 😂
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Today we upcycled a village. Welcome to Ravenhall.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Prestige [prime] How did I get through so much of my life without seeing this movie 😦 The pacing, the back and forth, the tragedy of it all, trusting the audience to pick up on it without lingering. I have so much more praise, you should watch the movie if you haven’t! Rivalry at its best.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I tried recording our dnd session audio last night on my phone to see how the in built transcription did.. and wow. This is an entire 174 pages of doc of this 🤣🤣🤣
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
8. Chants of Sennaar [recorded] As brilliant as I had hoped. Thoroughly enjoyed every level, on many levels. The puzzle design and the world design both say so much with so little, the simplicity is effortless for something that must have been so complex to create. A beautiful experience.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Courage to be Disliked [audiobook] I really really didn’t like this book. I didn’t fully take the concepts on board because the way it was written so thoroughly took me out of it. I spent 6 hours being irritated by a conversation that imo couldn’t have sounded less like a real conversation 🙈
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
☕️ Obsession This was a great time. A lot of moving parts to keep an eye on but the flare is fun. While we, the Yorks, failed miserably, we standby that we are rich in ways that can’t be measured by wealth, reputation or all your other typical materialistic ways.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Why can’t I just enjoy things? A comedians guide to Autism [audiobook] So incredibly relatable. Worth the read if you are newly diagnosed, wondering if you should be diagnosed, or just know someone who is. Given me a new way of looking at things with more understanding and acceptance of myself.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And a disaster 😂💀
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A miracle!
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I picked up a microphone for a spontaneous Let's Play for the first time in over a year. Still on top form obv.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Disclosure Day [cinema] Mannn. I feel like the film ended where it should have started. Emily Blunt was great but there were so many ideas that never paid off, and so many ‘pay offs’ that weren’t earned. Too much suspension of disbelief for me on practical & emotional levels. I wanted to like it
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
💣 Gloomhaven: Jaws of the Lion I think I will share campaign games at the start to mark playing for the first time and at the end to celebrate completion. My first ever experience of Gloomhaven and so far, I love this. Very intuitive. I am playing the Demolitionist and she is called Atom.
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
And we have Grand Portal Station 🚏
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Been doing some more Valheim Building! This is The Metal Hammer 🍺
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Made the most of the sun, my day off, and finally having access to better public transport 🦆📸☀️
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Making a new DnD character for a one shot. This is Nova the small Aasimir Bard. She plays the pan flute. Her eyes change colour every time you look at her. Only the dm knows for now in case he wants to mess with the others 😂 If she gets chance to get more powerful they will become luminous too 🪩
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
He’s done!
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Bank Holiday Monday self care ☀️
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CtrlAltNoob @ctrlaltnoob.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Deep Pixel Melancholy 🌨️ What a unique Visual Novel! Easy to digest, bleak without being, for lack of a better term, misery porn, gorgeously cohesive style, just enough mystery, and using present tense narration to direct players, genius. Immediate wishlist! store.steampowered.com/app/3694190/...
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