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He/him, professional vibe warden, this town ain't big enough for the one of me

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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 3h
Spooky Movie Septober 2026! #6: Scary Movie (2000)! Quality: 1/10 Scary: 0/10 "It's not in the negatives."
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spooky Movie Septober 2026, #5: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)! Quality: 6.5/10 Scary: 5/10 "It was almost comical in a way. Didn't like that jump scare at the end though."
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spooky Movie Septober 2026! #4: Oculus (2013)! Quality: 8/10 Scary: 9.5/10 "I didn't like that. I didn't like that one bit."
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Behold, my terrible roommate
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you're qualified enough you can bring a gallon of black cold brew to your job interview, who's stopping you but you
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hooo boy that really did it for me. Makes me want to fight Chris Hansen with my bare fists, but I'd let this whole thing slide for a slice of that pizza
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Currently seated for Primetime (2026)
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not fantastic. Always disappoints me that a movie can pick a time and a circumstance that's so charged and then pull its punches so badly. Just kinda sauceless.
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Currently seated for: By Any Means (2026)
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bryan's Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Day
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Zach Cregger is on some freak juice
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seated in B9 for Resident Evil baby
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spooky Movie Septober 2026! #3: Let the Right One In (2008)! Quality: 3/10 Scary: 0/10 *watching end credits* "That was the most exciting part of the movie."
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Spooky Movie Septober 2026! #2: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)! Quality: 7/10 Scary: 4/10 "I liked the concept, I just can't get behind the body horror. Any time they did something with the pods, or the needles, I just...*distressed noises*"
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spooky Movie Septober 2026! #1: Signs (2002)! Quality: 5/10 Scary: 4/10 "I remembered more of this movie than I thought I did . . . I didn't remember the fingers."
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Now, Kirby and the Lands Between I would play
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why do bartenders sometimes use a technique called a "dry shake" when the contents of the shaker are clearly wet????
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
BREAKING: Trump reveals service to secret cabal of powerful foreign agents. This has gotta be legally actionable for DC, right?
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Family man, coal miner, and obscure arts enthusiast stops by the General to pick up more rice.
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Now hold on there Mr. Peter Piper. How exactly does one "pick a peck of pickled peppers" when the pepper-pickling process takes place post-picking, peeling, and processing? Perhaps people ought to practice suspicion pertaining to Piper's produce.
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This shot implies that Peter has sticky spider hairs on his buttcheeks, and I think Brand New Day is brave for that.
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"It's like the Thanos of feet"
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
GIVE DESTIN DANIEL CRETTON FIVE HUNDRED SPIDER-MAN MOVIES, THIS MAN UNDERSTANDS ME
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Seated for new Spider-Man. Excited for them to show me pictures of Spider-Man.
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J Jonah Jameson Laughing
ALT: J Jonah Jameson Laughing
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There's something about Chinese food at the mall that really calls to me
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Penny Drowned @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the odyssey and the spongebob movie are the same thing if you think about it. both upset a god both go through trials and tribulations both have their hometowns taken over and need to fight alone to reclaim it both drive a krabby patty car
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE EARTHWORM JIM
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Like a really big tall wall to keep the smoke from coming over
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I didn't say it was a good feeling. #ENGARG
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thank god they finally subbed in Ser Duncan the Tall #DanBurn #ENGARG
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I gotta feeling #ENGARG
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Trump playing the Uno Reverse over Balogun's red card
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 30/06/2026
Mogged by the lord
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
COME ON CONGO I GOT A FEELING
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Supergirl is really fun and has a lot of heart behind it, 6.5/10, go see it instead of letting internet doomsayers make your opinion for you. Also, someday we'll run out of roles Momoa was grown in a lab to play, but it is not this day.
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Seated for Supergirl
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Someone really maxed out some sliders when they made Haaland huh
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Say what you want but I love watching Ivory Coast play, they're SHMOVING
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is just flat-out criminal. {gift link} www.nytimes.com/2026/06/28/w...
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This shit should be illegal. The NY Post specifically is a propaganda rag.
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I do hate the Cybertruck, but one must acknowledge that "big stupid rolling billboard" is somehow both bug and feature. The thing is rectangular, I see branded ones EVERYWHERE.
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
God, footage of the UFC Freedom 250 event is bleak. Seeing the People's House framed by a tacky UFC ring with a bunch of chuds throwing devil horns and cheering while they push Stake and Trump gold coins while budget Freak On A Leash plays in the background. We are a failed nation.
An image from the UFC Freedom 250 broadcast, featuring a crowd with hands up and cheering, with an ad for Trump Coins in the bottom leftA view from the front of the White House looking at the UFC Freedom 250 arena, with Donald Trump and Dana White in the foreground.  They are facing away from the camera, and Trump is saluting.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Their new girlfriend is women
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
In honor of Harambe, enjoy this stupid card I made a year or two ago. Forever in our hearts and minds. 💔
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Blazed up aliens be like "take me to your lighter"
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I know we live in the Mad Libs universe, but "Podcaster turned FBI Director gets all-expenses-paid VIP snorkeling trip in Pearl Harbor" is a sentence that should not be allowed to be real.
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Call me Cav @ctiercav.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Guess we know what RFK's having for dinner
A tweet from the official Robert F. Kennedy Jr Twitter account depicting him holding a small bird with the caption "Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport"
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