Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 07/12/2025The "gender" session in my wiki page says "purposefully ambiguous" 000
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Fantasy universe where people drink dragon semen as an energy drink 000
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I owe nothing to no one. My gender identity is my own circus, and by God I'm juggling. 000
Reposted by CthulosoThe Funny Anthology @thefunnycomic.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Page 166 by @cthuloso.bsky.social #thefunny #art #comic #webcomic #oc 0121
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Ok, but how do you *know* that the ability to stick stuff up your ass wasn't a key factor in the evolutionary survival of early humans? 000
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 21/02/2025It's fucked up how there's two TV show hosts called Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon and I couldn't tell who's who if you put a gun to my head 010
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Another day, another AAVE word every white kid starts using incorrectly at the same time 000
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Me when I'm about to ask a pressing question but the imp makes me feel like I'm burning in hell using his mind waves again 020
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I have the kind of autism that makes me be way into Mega Man despite not having fully played any of the games 000
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 13/12/2024"You fool, don't you get it? The orphan-crushing machine was built so that the mere act of stopping it would be seen as virtuous!" 000
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 03/12/2024If I read someone's eyes being described as "orbs" again I'll snap 000
Reposted by Cthulosoweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/11/2024It's like the whole damn country is built on a Native American Burial Ground or something 212064437
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 05/11/2024I've never seen so much concentrated gay rage. This guy was having Akira mind flashes of sucking Bin Laden's cock as he was shooting him 020
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 04/11/2024If you can somehow tell the difference between high quality graphics and frame rates above 30 You literally can't, who are you trying to fool, you're lying 000
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 04/11/2024"Aw man, I have a cold, I guess I should just stay in bed and rest for today Sinuses - "What if we clogged up and made you mouthbreathe and dehydrated you and made you inhale more potential pathogens through your mouth and suffocated you and killed you on your sleep" 010
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Tech product reviews are always either "It arrived today, haven't used it yet but it looks nice :3 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐" or a Shakespeare-length dissertation that you can't parse through without a degrees in computer science and engineering degree 000
Reposted by CthulosoThe Funny Anthology @thefunnycomic.bsky.social · 19/10/2024The funny thread! 1165
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 20/10/2024"It's getting late! This is your last chance to practice today" I could literally tear you apart 020
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 19/10/2024The Duolingo bird is a narc-ass bitch he wouldn't survive in the streets 021
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 07/10/2024Do you have any idea what having to piss, cum and sleep does to someone 010
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 23/09/2024Here goes a haiku Are you ready to hear it Wait, not yet, God damn- 000
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 18/09/2024My ecological niche is adaptative bottom-feeder It's a sex reference 😎 000
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 07/08/2024I just watched this video called skibbidy toilet... like what the hell 000
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 31/07/2024Imagine if doctors used weird euphemisms Sir, the examination shows there's something strange in your neighborhood (foreign object in your rectum) 000
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 11/03/2024Where did you get that Oscar, liberal? AT THE HAHAHA AT THE WOKE CONTEST???????? 070
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 07/03/2024I'm autistic but the only special interests I have are legally dubious and interfere with the government.. 080
Cthuloso @cthuloso.bsky.social · 29/02/2024Hey guys! Very excited about this great new #Hashtags feature! #balls #titties #boobies #dicks #cocks 000
