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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 1h
Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and post one that you like
A Sea-Tow boat towing a second Sea-Tow boat, which has completely capsized and is mostly submerged
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
who was in charge of the lighting for this debate
weiner v chan (US House race in SF): the lighting is giving SUSPIRIA (1977)
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Martians from Sesame Street, sometimes called the "Yip-Yips", with a cartoon speech bubble quoting the post
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There’s a @majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social playoff match happening, and one of the casters is apparently on a road trip and is currently lying on his stomach under a picnic table at a rest stop so his computer doesn’t overheat in the sun
screenshot from twitch of two normal casters and a third one who looks like he’s falling into the sun
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what are we doing
Text on my phone: “Will you please please please pretty please pitch in $1 to Sherrod Brown’s campaign today?”
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
George Smiley at the end of "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy"
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
preparing to intervene in the bond market
it's the XCOM 2 squad selection screen. this is not a very good joke
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
amazing linkedin profile
“Jennifer Landau - Owner and developer 90 Charles Street”
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
dang, they got him with the custom flair
palmerluckey post with the custom flair, "War profiteer worth millions of dollars arguing in here"
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🤔
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
volume at 11
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
at the cricket
the cricket
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ghana. All my functions are now yours.
The MCP talking to Sark in TRON (1982)
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
at the nameless stadium
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
at an undisclosed location
levi’s stadium with the levi’s logo covered with a tarp
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
so, are you gonna tell me — who’s your friend?
the spider in our stairs suddenly has a companion
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Losing my mind at this called shot from February 2025 x.com/stuartbuck1/...
Stuart Buck (@stuartbuck1) on twitter, February 15 2025: 'Despite some bogus grants, a lot of government is like this cartoon. I bet this "small team" would find a line item for "screwworm sterilization" and delete it, not knowing that they just devastated American farming:'

The post contains a screenshot of an xkcd cartoon about how "All modern digital infrastructure" is built on top of "a project some random person in nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003".
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I think I may have gotten a ping from a recruiter about this company this morning
Senior Backend Engineer | Autonomous Robotics Platform | Series B | San Francisco Backed by former leaders from Tesla, Cruise, and Skydio building autonomous robotics systems already deployed into real-world environments. Backend-heavy role focused on distributed systems, robotics infrastructure, and real-time data pipelines.
Stack: Go, Python, Kafka, Kubernetes, PostgreSQL, AWS, ROS, gRPC
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
they should have called them Trader Gene’s
Trader Joe’s Sea Salted Saddled Potato Crisps
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
giving my commencement speech to the class of 2026
sardauker priest changing in DUNE
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What ownership/MLS is trying to do to the Whitecaps stinks. Vaguely tempted to try to get this going at the SF City game on Sunday.
Graphic of a banner, which reads:

THERE'S STRENGTH IN NUMBERS
Calling all MLS fans
"SAVE THE CAPS" CHANT
WHAT:
CHANT "SAVE THE CAPS" FOR THE DURATION OF THE 10TH MINUTE OR AT ANOTHER TIME AS COORDINATED BY YOUR SUPPORTER GROUP.
WHY:
THE CHANT IS CLEAR AND EASY-TO-FOLLOW FOR ALL SUPPORTERS.
IT GETS HEARD ON APPLE TV BROADCASTS, BREAKING THROUGH MLS' MONOPOLY ON MEDIA COVERAGE OF ITS PRODUCT.
10TH MINUTE:
WE'RE ASKING YOU TO DO THIS IN THE 10TH MINUTE TO MAINTAIN CONSISTENCY ACROSS ALL STADIUMS, LEAGUE-WIDE. THIS IS A SHOW OF STRENGTH AND COORDINATION AT THIS SCALE IS LIKELY TO ATTRACT MEDIA COVERAGE.
SAVE THE CAPS
SAVETHECAPS. COM
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
george lucas speech bubble
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Incredible detail in this story of a med student who had a side hustle running the instagram account of an AI-generated MAGA bikini babe: he says Gemini gave him the idea. www.wired.com/story/ai-gen...
Sam says he presented Gemini with a few possible options to help his model stand out, and the chatbot selected one in particular: the "MAGA/conservative niche," referring to it as a "cheat code."
Plus, it said, “the conservative audience
(especially older men in the US) often has higher disposable income and is more loyal." (A representative for Gemini said,
"Gemini is designed not to give a particular opinion unless you tell it to.
Instead, it is designed to offer neutral responses that don't favor any political ideology or viewpoint.")
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
techcrunch.com/2026/04/10/f...
domino meme, with small domino labeled “US elects trump” and big domino labeled “year of linux on the desktop”
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
spanakopedia.ordoliberal.com/subtitle/990...
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
a dire omen: spotted a full, uneaten, hawaiian pizza abandoned on the sidewalk this morning
a full, uneaten, hawaiian pizza abandoned on the sidewalk
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
denzel washington, wearing a suit and sunglasses and walking away from an explosion in tony scott’s MAN ON FIRE.
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Truth Social posts are where the substantive policy discussions are communicated www.ms.now/news/trump-i...
The second White House official offered a defense of the approach, drawing a distinction between the administration's two communications channels: official accounts, which in Trump's second term have prioritized viral content over public information, and the president's Truth Social feed, which the official characterized as the more substantive policy and communications forum.
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
johnny cab from TOTAL RECALL (1990), probably not actually saying "hell of a day, isn't it?" in this specific photo, but always sort of conceptually saying "hell of a day, isn't it?", at least to me
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
it's good
"The Fabricator" a bizarre goblin creature operating a mechanical arachnid robot body, in Slay the Spire 2
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Dying at the idea that the Pentagon gave Dario Amodei a hypo that was essentially the dril woke sniper tweet
Tweet from @dril, Jan 12 2023:

CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir! I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He won't do it!
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
👑
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
not the first time the NYT crossword has used this clue, and it’s telling that it’s the only neighborhood they safely assume they can use in a clue with this format
“____ Valley (San Francisco neighborhood)”  
3 letters
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I spent so much time looking at the ad and cover art for this game, but never played it. One of the creators was Mike Saenz, who drew Shatter (and also made a rather notorious adult game for the Mac called Virtual Valerie).
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I’m in the new Onion, and I don’t like it
Headline: “Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy of Wooden Hanger”
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Great technical time capsule in this shot from PERFECT BLUE (1997) by the dearly departed Satoshi Kon
The main character Mimi and her mother sit in front of a Macintosh Performa, which is booting up with a “MacOS” loading screen. A packing box labeled “Macintosh Performa” is on the floor in the left edge of the frame.
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Search box showing that searching this article (which contains a list of the resolution's many cosponsors) for "pelosi" returns zero hits
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
the anti-ICE posting has spread to the warhammer 40k meme subreddit r/grimdank
“ICE agents after I try to help an old lady”: gif of two space marines stabbing someone and then machine-gunning the corpse “HES GOT A PHONE!!!”: gif of a space marine opening fire “When I see a group of peaceful protestors documenting acts of state terror”: nuking a planet from orbit
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Quoted text: "While our hypothetical scenario picked a different city and a slightly different sequence of events, the conclusions we reached about the possibility of green-on-green violence are directly applicable to the current situation. First, none of the participants – many of them senior former military and government officials – considered the scenario unrealistic, especially after the supreme court’s decision in Trump v United States, which granted the president criminal immunity for official acts."
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It would be nice if the times or whoever would acknowledge how embarrassing this shit is
Donald J. Trump OO
@realDonaldTrump
Dear Prime Minister Carney:
Please let this Letter serve to represent that the Board of Peace is withdrawing its invitation to you regarding Canada's joining, what will be, the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
394 ReTruths 1.24k Likes
Jan 22. 2026. 8:50 PM
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
nba broadcasts just keep putting NBA big men and normal-sized people in the same shot without the protection of a desk
from the warriors broadcast: bonta hill, chris mullin, and festus ezili sit on tall chairs. ezili looks normal and the other two look like small children, their shoes a foot or more from the floor
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
absolutely losing it over this matt doyle post on reddit about how chris leitch screwed up the espinoza extension for the quakes www.reddit.com/r/MLS/s/o2KN...
Post by MLS_Analyst 

Leitch was notoriously the worst communicator among front-office types in MLS history. I've had agents call me begging me to tweet shit about how he's ruining transfer deals b/c he literally wouldn't answer the phone (this is why Cowell went to Chivas instead of Europe), and had CSOs tell me they tried to make trades with the Quakes but just couldn't reach the guy.
Most teams don't screw this up b/c they hire people who actually read contracts and talk to players/agents/front office
personnel. The Quakes decided to go in a different direction with that.
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Some grim stuff from Anil Dash in this interview sf.gazetteer.co/theyve-pickl...
Question: Do you think today’s founders have to move in this more libertarian direction to survive in this industry?

Answer: They don’t even have to move. I talk to young founders these days and for them, there’s no other world than the Trump world. I ask them what inspired them to go into tech and they say they read Marc Andreessen’s manifesto, they read Peter Thiel’s books, and I think, “Oh, your brain’s cooked.” They come in pre-pickled. But everyone else who could have told an alternate narrative has been hounded out of the industry.
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
“Virginia Slade for Congress” poster
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
comics chat has me revisiting the sacred texts
“Doonesbury Chronicles”, by G. B. Trudeau
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
title screen from Dark Castle (mac version, 1987)
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
lol
letterboxd year in review for user xmlcrimes: 
- Most watched actor: Koji Shiraishi
- Most watched director: Koji Shiraishi
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I plugged Big Mac, Quarter Pounder (cheese removed), and Filet-o-Fish along with a small fries into the McDonald's nutrition tool, and this is what it gave me www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/abo...
Among other numbers: 1610 calories, 82g of fat (104% DV), 2560mg sodium (111% DV)
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