conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Fat bears, spooky lakes… best time of year to be a weird nature nerd. 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Last weekend I went to see the Descendants and tonight I went to see the Toadies and I need all of my favorite bands to stop getting old. They all sound just as amazing as ever but Christ we’re all getting old. 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My vote for most perfect movie ever made? The Thingstatic.klipy.comWarm Things Up MacreadyALT: Warm Things Up Macready 001
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I want to know what the glass budget was on any given John Woo movie. 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 08/09/2026TIL that the smell of rain in the Mojave isn’t petrichor. It’s from the creosote. 001
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Suspiria (remake) is so good. I need to watch the Argento so I can’t say anything comparing the two, but the remake *feels* like an Argento movie. 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 29/08/2026TIL that Mr Krabs is voiced by the Kurgan from the first Highlander movie.static.klipy.comClancy Brown as The Kurgan (Highlander)ALT: Clancy Brown as The Kurgan (Highlander) 010
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Plutarch, Aemilius Paulus 17 has a similar account of the same night but says the Romans were banging basins and pans and lighting torches to invoke the return of the moon's light, which was customary for them. 010
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The Latin comes from the Indiculus Superstitionum Et Paganiarum: "De lunae defectione, quod dicunt Vinceluna." 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Preteen has said she wants to see the eclipse, but does not want to "bully the moon" with me. I explained to her that I'm cheering *for* the moon - VINCE, LUNA! She is not convinced and her interpretation is objectively too funny to argue with. 110
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Livy, Ab urbe condita, 44.37 [The eclipse] moved the Macedonians as a sad portent, foretelling the setting of the kingdom and the destruction of the nation, and the oracles were no different. There was a clamor and howling in the Macedonian camp until the moon emerged into its own light. 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Being the eclectic secular pagan that I am, I did a little research on lunar eclipses lately because next week has the last good visible one for a while here. Found this, and decided that I'm taking my preteen out to go shout in Latin together. Well... I'll shout. She'll judge. (Livy in comments) 300
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Watching horror movies at 7am to counteract the horrors of real life. 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 19/08/2026There’s a Welsh dub of Star Wars coming out? I need this. 👀 🏴 120
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Upgrade your grey matter because one day it may matter 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Set up a pretty decent stereo in my office with nice speakers, a wiim, and a turntable and now I can’t stop buying records of every CD I owned in the 90s. I thought the roller skating was supposed to be my midlife crisis… 100
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 29/06/2026You wanna know who has a disturbingly good record selection? Temu I clicked an ad and while I don’t think I can actually convince myself to order anything from them, I’m a little perturbed at how good the selection is. Did not expect to see skinny puppy records on Temu. 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Anybody else randomly get Christmas songs stuck in their head when it’s 109° outside? 010
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Me getting my nails done today. Nail tech: you married? Me: no NT: I can tell 💀 (It’s because I look so happy, I assume) 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Is my eyesight getting worse or do I just need to clean my glasses? 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Why didn’t anybody tell me how good the 1946 version of Beauty and the Beast is? 010
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I’d love a tour of your tattoos. You have some pretty art! 120
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Literally nobody is going to care about this, but I’ve been ordering DVDs from Japan like it’s 1999. This is Criterion spine #1, never opened. It’s been out of print for 20 years. This is what I’m doing with my midlife crisis, apparently. 120
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Still on my old movie kick. Today it’s pre-code movies from the 30s that I thought I’d just put on as background noise and got sucked into Five Star Final. Should have known better than to put on anything with Edward G. Robinson and think I’ll be able to ignore it. 010
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Seven Samurai is a fantastic movie, but I don’t have the attention span to spend a half hour per samurai for runtime anymore. 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 06/02/2026High school seniors found me on LinkedIn and asked if they could chat with me about my job because they want to start their own company. I was never this motivated in high school. Good for them. ❤️ 010
Reposted by conqueringsquidcpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I bet if I got a new notebook that would fix me. 2621524
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 26/01/2026All hail the progenitor of the baby surprise jacket. I made so many of those. 030
Reposted by conqueringsquidMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 18/01/2026oh it's going to be a Recession recession 322166913376
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Ex-husband should just be glad she’s not going to Gatlinburg with his dad. 060
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I haven’t posted too much. Just started a second job. Not sure how long it will last, but it’s a project that involves something I do for fun and pays more than I’ve ever even dreamed of so how could I say no?media.tenor.coma cartoon of a woman kissing a silhouette of a man made of 100 dollar billsALT: a cartoon of a woman kissing a silhouette of a man made of 100 dollar bills 010
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I am annoyed about it because it’s the first time I agreed to one in five years. I was happily in my bog witch era and I let some guy poke a hole in my peace because he seemed pretty darn sincere. Moral of the story is to never leave the bog, I guess. The bog *never* disappoints. 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Guy was PERSISTENT about wanting to take me out and then ghosted me day after I agreed. Well before the date ever happened. Just goodnight and never heard another word. Like… did you win a bet over if you could talk me into one or something? Wife go through your phone? Why are people like this? 100
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 08/01/2026And finally, the council has been discussing parsnips with the dragon. Why is Duolingo like this? 010
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I have an inbox full of flirty drunk texts from yesterday and I’ve realized I was way too harsh on myself for sending those sorts of things when I was younger. The ego boost on this side of them is incredible. 000
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I have a name that people want to shorten and I *still* tell them to say the whole thing like A Tribe Called Quest. 000
Reposted by conqueringsquidAdmirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 02/01/2026N.K. Jemisin's Broken Earth series made her the first Black author to win the Hugo Award for Best Novel. She is the first author to win in 3 consecutive years & the first to win for all 3 novels in a trilogy. Recipient MacArthur Genius Grant, 2020. #ScienceFictionDay #ScienceFantasy #scifi #booksky 301005169
Reposted by conqueringsquid𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 03/01/2026It’s only our third day out here manmedia.tenor.coma sign that says days without nonsense hangs on a doorALT: a sign that says days without nonsense hangs on a door 05015
conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 03/01/2026There’s maybe 10% of this book left and I know I’m going to hate this reveal. 000