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conqueringsquid

@csquidlette.bsky.social
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please don't put me in any starter packs. i'm not that interesting. Just a little squid who likes dinosaurs, books, and RPGs. Learning Welsh. Never leaves the house. 🏳️‍🌈

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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My vote for most perfect movie ever made? The Thing
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Warm Things Up Macready
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I want to know what the glass budget was on any given John Woo movie.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Talosians weren’t on the ship, Gene.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
TIL that the smell of rain in the Mojave isn’t petrichor. It’s from the creosote.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Suspiria (remake) is so good. I need to watch the Argento so I can’t say anything comparing the two, but the remake *feels* like an Argento movie.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
TIL that Mr Krabs is voiced by the Kurgan from the first Highlander movie.
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Clancy Brown as The Kurgan (Highlander)
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Being the eclectic secular pagan that I am, I did a little research on lunar eclipses lately because next week has the last good visible one for a while here. Found this, and decided that I'm taking my preteen out to go shout in Latin together. Well... I'll shout. She'll judge. (Livy in comments)
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Watching horror movies at 7am to counteract the horrors of real life.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There’s a Welsh dub of Star Wars coming out? I need this. 👀 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Upgrade your grey matter because one day it may matter
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Set up a pretty decent stereo in my office with nice speakers, a wiim, and a turntable and now I can’t stop buying records of every CD I owned in the 90s. I thought the roller skating was supposed to be my midlife crisis…
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You wanna know who has a disturbingly good record selection? Temu I clicked an ad and while I don’t think I can actually convince myself to order anything from them, I’m a little perturbed at how good the selection is. Did not expect to see skinny puppy records on Temu.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Anybody else randomly get Christmas songs stuck in their head when it’s 109° outside?
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Ah, yes, we just needs pity the opera ghost. 

(Quote from The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux)
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Me getting my nails done today. Nail tech: you married? Me: no NT: I can tell 💀 (It’s because I look so happy, I assume)
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Is my eyesight getting worse or do I just need to clean my glasses?
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Why didn’t anybody tell me how good the 1946 version of Beauty and the Beast is?
Movie poster for Jean Cocteau’s Beauty and the Beast with Jean Marais and Josette Day from 1946.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Literally nobody is going to care about this, but I’ve been ordering DVDs from Japan like it’s 1999. This is Criterion spine #1, never opened. It’s been out of print for 20 years. This is what I’m doing with my midlife crisis, apparently.
New (still shrink-wrapped) DVD of Jean Renoir’s Grand Illusion, which is spine #1 of The Criterion Collection and has been out of print since about 2005.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Still on my old movie kick. Today it’s pre-code movies from the 30s that I thought I’d just put on as background noise and got sucked into Five Star Final. Should have known better than to put on anything with Edward G. Robinson and think I’ll be able to ignore it.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Seven Samurai is a fantastic movie, but I don’t have the attention span to spend a half hour per samurai for runtime anymore.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Oooh! New Kerri Maniscalco is out!
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Eating pasta. Listening to Mancini. 10/10
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
High school seniors found me on LinkedIn and asked if they could chat with me about my job because they want to start their own company. I was never this motivated in high school. Good for them. ❤️
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I bet if I got a new notebook that would fix me.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 18/01/2026
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I haven’t posted too much. Just started a second job. Not sure how long it will last, but it’s a project that involves something I do for fun and pays more than I’ve ever even dreamed of so how could I say no?
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a cartoon of a woman kissing a silhouette of a man made of 100 dollar bills
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Guy was PERSISTENT about wanting to take me out and then ghosted me day after I agreed. Well before the date ever happened. Just goodnight and never heard another word. Like… did you win a bet over if you could talk me into one or something? Wife go through your phone? Why are people like this?
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Gah it’s cold
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
And finally, the council has been discussing parsnips with the dragon. Why is Duolingo like this?
Duolingo screenshot that says “Ac yn olaf mae’r cyngor wedi bod yn trafod pannas â’r ddraig”
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I have an inbox full of flirty drunk texts from yesterday and I’ve realized I was way too harsh on myself for sending those sorts of things when I was younger. The ego boost on this side of them is incredible.
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
N.K. Jemisin's Broken Earth series made her the first Black author to win the Hugo Award for Best Novel. She is the first author to win in 3 consecutive years & the first to win for all 3 novels in a trilogy. Recipient MacArthur Genius Grant, 2020. #ScienceFictionDay #ScienceFantasy #scifi #booksky
A montage portrait of science fiction author N.K. Jemisin. On the left, she appears in a close-up photo with long, dark braided hair, wearing earrings, a delicate necklace with a pendant, a deep maroon sweater, and a shimmering green scarf draped around her neck. She has a calm, confident expression and gazes directly at the camera against a softly blurred dark background. To the right are three stacked book covers of her works. Top: The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth trilogy), with a dark, textured design and metallic title. Middle: The Obelisk Gate, featuring an intricate, glowing red-and-purple circular mandala-like emblem. Bottom: The Stone Sky, showing a dramatic stormy sky with a massive floating obelisk.

The overall composition highlights the author alongside prominent covers from her award-winning Broken Earth series.
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 03/01/2026
It’s only our third day out here man
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I hate when you hit a point in a book where you just know the good guy is going to end up being the villain in one more chapter.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
One of my sisters foot the bill for our brother’s cremation last month and the rest of us have been paying her back. Today she says she’s using the repaid cremation money to buy new accessories for her smoker. Am I going straight to hell for thinking that’s hilarious?
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My reading log over the last three months has just gotten more and more questionable.
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Pantrywoman @pantrywoman.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Nivenus @nivenus.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
From Facebook
Four panel comic on how to be a goth girl 

(Put on makeup, then armor, learn proto-Germanic, sack Rome)
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
TBF, I am a moderator on a book sub though.
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Jeff McDonald @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
You guys, I don't know. I think the reason the Spurs keep beating the pants off the defending champions is they themselves might be a good basketball team.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I, for one, spent Christmas reading monster romances. Just like God intended.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I grew up in the area and this is the only kind of news I wish I ever saw my home state in the news for. people.com/texas-man-go...
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Texas Man Goes Viral After He's Arrested and Accused of Stealing $1700 Worth of Brisket
A Texas man is accused of allegedly stealing more than $1,700 worth of brisket from grocery stores across Central Texas over the course of a weekend. Police say the arrest later drew widespread attent...
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
You don’t say…
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Scream Kings Podcast @screamkings.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
ONLY YULE
Sigourney Weaver 
Text: THERE IS NO XMAS
ONLY YULE
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Sometimes I have deep philosophical questions about the nature of being and other times I wonder what Mary Shelley would think of monster smut. Do you think she’d be a Kathryn Moon fan? 🤔
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Sounds about right.
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Ok. :(
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Google, could you suck a little *less* today?
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conqueringsquid @csquidlette.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
If my K-drama addiction has taught me anything, it’s that the only reason I never found true love is that I’m too graceful for my own good.
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