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Hoffdhitmanhobbit

@csisdustin.ison.blue
194 followers 101 following 428 posts

Calgary AB 🇨🇦50 yrs masking as “male” Terran, you wouldn’t believe the names I’ve collected! Add Terran to msg or I ignore.

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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 24/08/2026
Do you want the long answer? I don't have a short one
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Bopeep-Burton 💙🐓🏝🐈🏡🏖 🦋🇺🇦🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇫🇷🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🌎 @bopeep-burton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 30/05/2026
That and Belushi can’t afford the weekend at Burneys treatment
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 30/05/2026
One can a day, more is unhealthy. The food bank gives you access to fresh food. I have my canned fish not for $, but my coworkers make me eat it outside🤪
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 27/05/2026
static.klipy.com
The Pirate Bay Logo
ALT: The Pirate Bay Logo
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uppaalaska.bsky.social 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺🇬🇱🇵🇦🇺🇦 @uppaalaska.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 22/05/2026
You don’t use that thin tape?
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 22/05/2026
Actually you don’t, has ask mine removed at 25, I only miss raw carrots
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 22/05/2026
Politics has time and again ignored Science. It use to be religious piety.
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 22/05/2026
Celebrate with cognac
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 20/05/2026
You forgot the space between the t and the i
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 17/05/2026
Thank you for your service. Thus far? You’re not finished? Anything to warn cabbies and Uber drivers about this? Beginners mistakes?
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 10/05/2026
Try xhamster.com/videos/baile... nope but you can remove the added blurb by hitting the x top right, then add a captured image of the page
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 10/05/2026
@support.bsky.team update your web crawler!!
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 10/05/2026
Ohh, I get it! xhamster.com/videos/baile... lol! Here. That’s just the app grabbing top of the document! lol. If you download the links info it’s a test case at the top of the html page
xhamster.com
Please update your browser to use xHamster | xHamster
Unfortunately, your browser does not support the latest technology used on xHamster.
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 10/05/2026
I read “on the table” thinking your joshing, but now I’m thinking your not taking yourself as seriously as I’d like to
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 10/05/2026
Then when is it requesting update? That wasn’t a malicious ad perhaps?
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 10/05/2026
Three years ago websites transitions to html is it 3 now? But if your Chrome is less than 2 yrs since update??
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 10/05/2026
Sorry, the video is fine but the website isn’t? Where’s this error?
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 10/05/2026
Try it on Google browser?
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 10/05/2026
The video is 240p?? Maybe the advertisement before it killed your system?
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 10/05/2026
Video worked fine in all instances for me, it’s a9 yrs old video
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 10/05/2026
Works fine on iphone11 iOS18 edge, Google & safari. ? Whatcha running?
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 10/05/2026
Odd, that video was 9 yrs old. How old is your phone?/OS?
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 09/05/2026
Congrats, I don’t think I use 100 hrs, 60 could be enough
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 09/05/2026
Dolphin been done, mackerel? Probably not
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 08/05/2026
Felt so lied to, took calculus in high school, needed a new one for comp science, and when I asked about taking engineering I’d need a third! Yet no one suggested I could contest a class, even wasted my time in a ms word class I ”needed“(a have taught) as a prerequisite for an option business class
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 08/05/2026
They forgot the Dot Com
@CalgaryTransit.Com
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 08/05/2026
lol trauma, as a former tenant of illegal basements suites, I have zero positive response. But the same baby cry in every movie takes me out of immersion.
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 08/05/2026
You don’t pay your phone bill? Is it voip? What about Internet? Wait… what?
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 08/05/2026
If I didn’t take Math outside of school (works on primes for fun) I’d probably have dropped it like I dropped programming (learned programming before junior high and was always fixing teachers code)1985-87
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 05/05/2026
Just make it a pay wall😣🫢💵
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I just overheard this guy at the bar tell a girl "nice ass" and she said, Thanks, I keep my poop in it." She's my new hero.
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 30/04/2026
But was that for your first “messages” or “massage”? 😂
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 29/04/2026
I dunno, a certain ceo fired programmers based on # line of code they output. I don’t trust some humans either.
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 17/04/2026
Made with.. as in includes, not made by
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 17/04/2026
Wow I’m way too single to assume that 😳😜 congrats on the variety
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 16/04/2026
Friday was diced leftover meat, diced leftover veg plus extra if we needed, and topped off with tomato sauce and heap of macaroni
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 16/04/2026
My grandma taught me how to make dinner for 12 with rotations and reused leftovers, not 2 hrs per day
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 12/04/2026
lol, only two, funny!
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 12/04/2026
I’m sorry you had dessert for dinner are you ok?
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 12/04/2026
10 chocolate chips per serving per cookie sounds right, 10 potato chips per serving sounds like a handful, but 10 paint chips shouldn’t be digested, 10 chips off the old block sounds like 1940’s farm family. 10 uk potato chips =1 small fry
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 12/04/2026
2 am when I received this, what’s lil dolly doing
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 01/04/2026
Not hungover anymore?
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 01/04/2026
4 stars
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 01/04/2026
Not violence per se, have you heard of percussive repair?
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 30/03/2026
Nor if your agnostic
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 26/03/2026
That’s using your noodle
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 26/03/2026
Recharging after a long day working with…
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Hoffdhitmanhobbit @csisdustin.ison.blue · 26/03/2026
Minestrone! Beef n oats! 3+ bean chili.
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