Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 05/05/2024If Jesus can feed a million people with one fish or whatever why aren’t there always enough parking spaces at churches? Curious. 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 14/04/2024Online dating like “Feeling kinda lonely, huh? 😔 Well here are dozens of people who don’t even want to reply to your message 🤗” 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 08/04/2024Please, Dena Rizzo laid it all out years before that. youtu.be/IS2KQ46Kf84?...youtu.beThis is hip-hop !Learn how to dance hip-hop from the 80's!!!This woman was quite insightful... 130
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 04/02/2024*Me, 73 years old, on my death bed* Doctor: “Would you like to die now or get another 6 months in exchange for watching a 60 second ad for Royal Match?” 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 26/01/2024Bumping this question because same. I feel like with its apparent 0.3” ground clearance it’s going to get stuck leaving the average strip mall parking lot. 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 12/01/2024Why does that Memoji have pit stains though? Are sweaty pits a core part of this person’s identity? (PS: sorry for any attention I bring to your post by saying “sweaty pits”) 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 21/10/2023See also: medication commercials that say “Do not take [ridiculous drug name] if you are allergic to it” 010
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 28/09/2023Dear every company, Please stop with this “which ad experience do you prefer?” nonsense. Delaying my watching by another 15 seconds to ask me to volunteer additional consumer data to you is not how this social contract works. Begrudgingly, Everyone 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 22/09/2023Came here to make sure someone had already shared this, definitely a favorite 120
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 17/09/2023Hey I didn’t claim to be an Internet Expert, just an Internet Guy. 010
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 16/09/2023Am I the only one here who doesn’t know what corndad is? 😶 120
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 14/09/2023I can’t tell if this post or any of the comments are referencing the original The Onion article (which is one of my favorites). Sometimes the meta gets too meta. www.theonion.com/mr-autumn-ma...theonion.comMr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared ShirtBOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid... 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 13/09/2023What about the handheld “racket” zappers? Assuming one is only using them on biting insects, any concerns with those? 100
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 12/09/2023BREAKING: Google pays Head of Justice Department $800M, Cleared of Antitrust Charges; Google Anointed “Official Search Engine of US Government” 010
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Business logic for FedEx delivery estimates: • Set initial estimated delivery date to today • 11pm daily - if it wasn’t delivered today, set delivery date to tomorrow • Repeat until delivered 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 09/09/2023The nearly irresistible urge to follow up anyone saying “ladies and gentlemen…” with “this is Mambo Number 5” 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Hey guys this is Tenzin Gyatso, His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama. Just wanted to make a quick video telling you guys three reasons why I’m OBSESSED with this awesome mobile game Royal Match… 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 07/09/2023It’s really hard for me to respect you’re opinion when I hate you’re profile picture so much. 120
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Pretty sure I haven’t either so I’m with you. I’ll report back if I ever get married though. 120
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 07/09/2023This is honestly disgusting. You couldn’t even iron your collar for your wedding? Come on, man! Congrats! 👨❤️👨 010
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 04/09/2023The peak of Boomer entertainment is finding the largest group of people in the house and starting a loud phone call. 040
