Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 05/05/2024If Jesus can feed a million people with one fish or whatever why aren’t there always enough parking spaces at churches? Curious. 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 14/04/2024Online dating like “Feeling kinda lonely, huh? 😔 Well here are dozens of people who don’t even want to reply to your message 🤗” 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 04/02/2024*Me, 73 years old, on my death bed* Doctor: “Would you like to die now or get another 6 months in exchange for watching a 60 second ad for Royal Match?” 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 28/09/2023Dear every company, Please stop with this “which ad experience do you prefer?” nonsense. Delaying my watching by another 15 seconds to ask me to volunteer additional consumer data to you is not how this social contract works. Begrudgingly, Everyone 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Business logic for FedEx delivery estimates: • Set initial estimated delivery date to today • 11pm daily - if it wasn’t delivered today, set delivery date to tomorrow • Repeat until delivered 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 09/09/2023The nearly irresistible urge to follow up anyone saying “ladies and gentlemen…” with “this is Mambo Number 5” 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Hey guys this is Tenzin Gyatso, His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama. Just wanted to make a quick video telling you guys three reasons why I’m OBSESSED with this awesome mobile game Royal Match… 000
Internet Guy @cshek.bsky.social · 04/09/2023The peak of Boomer entertainment is finding the largest group of people in the house and starting a loud phone call. 040