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Claude M. Schrader

@cschrader.bsky.social
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Fifth generation Philadelphian, mixed-race black man and Devops Engineer. Currently into GIS, data analysis, urban and environmental issues. He/him. 🏏🎺 #python | #gis | #devops | #linux | #terraform | #philly

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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dippy Canoe and salsa too!
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s 1996 day on @wxpnfm.bsky.social. I’m in 9th grade, I just got my drivers license, and my biggest concern is writing a 5 paragraph essay on Jane Eyre. I’m gonna go get a slurpee and rent a movie from TLA video.
July 30, 2026 02:21PM
You and Me and the Bottle Makes
3 Toniaht (Babv)
Big Bad Voodoo
Daddy
Swingers
Soundtrack
02:16PM Free
Phish Billy Breathes
02:12PM Tahitian Moon
Porno For Pyros | Good God's Urge
02:07PM Sell Out
Reel Big Fish Turn the Radio Off
02:00PM Shadowboxer
Fiona Apple | Tidal
01:57PM Scooby Snacks
Fun Lovin'
Criminals
Come Find
Yourself
01:50PM Desperately Wanting
Better Than Ezra Friction,
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Coworker: they told me I need to find a shape file, does anyone know what extension that would be? Me: *deep breath* #gischat #geosky #esri
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
it’s @infinitescream.bsky.social season
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My phone rings: uh hey. So I have a question about Claude, but @anthropic.com doesn’t have a phone number, so I figured I’d try the Claude I do have a number for.
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Am I the only one who hears Petey Pablo shouting any time North Carolina is mentioned
static.klipy.com
Petey Pablo Freek-a-Leek
Alt: A gif from a Petey Pablo video
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It could be worse…it’s not like we spent $50 million on a police HQ we didn’t use. billypenn.com/2022/04/06/p...
billypenn.com
The city sunk $50 million into a West Philly police HQ, then walked away. How did that happen?
The Provident Mutual building has since been reimagined, and an elementary school is moving in this fall.
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I have to rewatch this now. It’s wild the hold that a Shakespeare movie had on everyone
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Spotted one of the neighborhood foxes this morning
A red fox in a grassy yard
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Oh so they’re not talking about the rapper Ras Kass. I was wondering what he had do to do with anything 😂 #f1 #monacogp
La Rascasse
Turn 17 - The corner is name after an old fisherman's bar which is now an up-market bar by the track. A popular spot for revellers taking in the Monaco GP, , La Rascasse rates 4.2* on Google reviews too, in case you were wondering. "Bucket list experience, worth every penny," said one reviewer.
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Slack’s authentication system is so annoying. Why do I need to log in separately for every slack on every device
static.klipy.com
Terry Jeffords' Iconic 'Why?!' Moment from B99
Alt: Terry Crews yelling WHY
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I used to work at a company whose primary service was called cloudcast. One day, a customer called support asking why it now says buttcast when he logs in. The resolution was “issue resolved by uninstalling cloud-to-butt”
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
is @theverge.com going to make an “everything you need to know about the AI encyclical in 18 minutes” video because this is long
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Happy Dave Brubeck day to you and yours. Phew. Almost missed this one.
A picture of Dave Brubeck sitting at a piano captioned

SORRY, NERDS
5/4 is
DAVE BRUBECK DAY
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy Dave Brubeck day!
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Mount Airy / West Philly / Center City
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
RIP to the tan m&m. Taken from us too soon
media.tenor.com
michael scott from the office is wearing a suit and tie .
Alt: Steve Carell in the office looking sad
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Happy Friday. So glad spring is here.
A few very colorful flowers behind a stone wall. In the background is an early 19th century house
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The moral panic is the lazy response. It treats every teenager as presumptively damaged by the same thing, ignores what teenagers actually report about their own experiences, and papers over the reality that the kids who need help will still need help after social media is regulated into oblivion
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is a fun article. I grew up a few minutes away from it, and I honestly didn’t realize it isn’t actually called City Line Ave until like 3 years ago.
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
“Tim Heidecker is now the creative director of Infowars” is one of those sentences I’d like to go back in time and walk around saying to people
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Same thing in Philly with cheesesteaks. People always ask where the best cheesesteak is. Just go to whatever corner store is closest. They’re all good, and you can also get plantain chips, a phone charger, and a swisher.
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This always makes me laugh. The audacity of #MFDOOM to use Eyjafjallajökull in a rhyme 😂
A screenshot of lyrics from the song Guv'nor, from JJDOOM:

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal

With ash and molten glass like
Eyjafjallajökull

The volcano out of Iceland
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Found it! You gotta look way up to see this one maps.app.goo.gl/pr79aXYzkz1R...
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
@governor.pa.gov can we file an injunction to force Chicago to change all the neighborhood names they stole from us
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Millennials being parents is funny because one day you open up Apple Music and discover Yellowcard collaborated with Blippi
Album art for the song bedroom posters, by Blippi and Yellowcard
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Blippi × YElloWCARD
BEDROOM POSTERS
Bedroom Posters (feat. Blippi) - Single
Yellowcard & Blippi
Alternative • 2026
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
My “we operate under US law” poster has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my poster
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Spaceballs is a bad movie
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@reckless.bsky.social the CEO of Cisco really said robotics will be a driver for 6G and you didn’t say anything about robotic grape surgery. You are a consummate professional.
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I’ve been doing this for a while in Firefox, and it’s absolutely the way to go. Vertical tabs, tab groups, and the multi-account containers extension has helped me keep track of a million tabs I have open
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Me: every time I go to my parents house every tv is on and they have music playing, it’s such chaos Also Me: why can’t I listen to a podcast and music at the same time this is bullshit
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The astronauts on Artemis II are taking notes about their observations in Onenote. It doesn’t seem right that a $4b trip taking humans the furthest they have ever traveled uses the same software I take notes in my daily standup with.
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Whaaat? To shreds you say?
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 03/04/2026
This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
That's home. That's us.
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Village whiskey in Philadelphia has a $35 burger, which is probably even more expensive compared to cost of living in the two cities
WHISKEY KING*
Wagyu House Blend, Blue Cheese, Maple Bourbon Glazed Onions,
Applewood Bacon, Seared Foie Gras 35
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Challenger Berlin Wall Iran-contra hearings OJ car chase OJ verdict Columbine 9/11 J6
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is a surprisingly deep dive into Michigan’s tractor trailers. This was really interesting
theautopian.com
Semi-Trucks In Michigan Are Allowed Up To 164,000 Pounds Of Weight, 44 Wheels, And 11 Axles, And The Reason Why Makes Total Sense - The Autopian
Semi-trucks in Michigan have 11 axles, can carry 164,000 lb and have as many as 44 wheels. Here's why the Michigan Centipede makes total sense
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Artists rendition:
media.tenor.com
a cartoon drawing of a computer on a desk with a sign that says ' abc ' on it
Alt: An image from the Simpsons where a drinking bird toy is repeatedly pressing Y on a keyboard
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Insomnia Cookies is hiring an analytics manager, and benefits include a four day workweek and free cookies?? This is a dream job for someone in #philly jobs.lever.co/insomniacook...
jobs.lever.co
Insomnia Cookies - Operations Insights Manager
POSITION OVERVIEW: Insomnia Cookies is looking for an Operations Insights Manager, a hands-on analytics leader who will dig into the dough of our day-to-day operations and surface insights that make o...
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
You don’t begin with the correct tool and work sensibly within its constraints until you organically graduate to a more capable one. That is not how obsession works. Obsession works by taking whatever is available and pressing on it until it either breaks or reveals something.
samhenri.gold
“This Is Not The Computer For You” · Sam Henri Gold
Sam Henri Gold is a product design engineer building playful, useful software.
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I have so many questions
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Anybody wanna come over for an iced coffee?
Rows of bottled iced coffee. It includes snickers, Twix, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavored coffee.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 10/03/2026
‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’ ‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’ ‘Hello’ is not related to either. Goodbye.
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This sounds like a really unique angle on a physics book, so I preordered the audiobook from @libro.fm. I’m pretty excited for this one
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
You used to have to go out of your way to a very weird website to see a video of someone dying. Now you see it by accident when you want to see your friend’s baby
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I did not realize Queen Latifah also had jazz albums out. What doesn’t she do well?
music.apple.com
Trav'lin' Light by Queen Latifah on Apple Music
Song · 2007 · Duration 4:04
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
My 5yo: there’s a lot of butts
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I’m very excited for all of America watching bad bunny this weekend blissfully unaware of lyrics like this
Lyrics from Apple Music
Spanish: Tírate fotitos ahora, porque ahorita te vo' a despeinar

English translation: Take your little selfies now,
'cause l'Il mess up your hair in a
bit
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I started reading this article without noticing the writer, and as soon as I got to this, I knew it was @farfarraway.bsky.social 😂 share.inquirer.com/h8unSZ
Now, folks can call Lou Turk's something else:
The Carousel Delco, though the odds that they will actually call it that are exactly zero. It's as likely as Philadelphians calling the Gallery the Fashion District or anyone saying Columbus Boulevard instead of Delaware Avenue.
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Claude M. Schrader @cschrader.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This is cool - ever wonder why old sports photos have blue backgrounds and new ones don’t? petapixel.com/2015/10/15/w...
petapixel.com
Why Old Sports Photos Often Have a Blue Haze
Rich Clarkson’s photo of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, then named Lew Alcindor, in the 1968 NCAA Men’s National Basketball Final Four semifinal game in Los Angeles
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