Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Do you want to see Kwaidan at Plaza?" is a tough question for someone who likes film but also has adhd. 000
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm sorry for bringing my dog into the Grant Park coffee shop today, but this is a big milestone for my dog. 000
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Someone in my family got tongue-tied and referred to Mick Fleetwood as Flick Meatwood which might the funniest thing that’s ever happened in history. 000
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Hey we saw you from across the food hall and really dig your vibe, can we buy you a matcha?” 110
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I was at the local seafood restaurant and saw him on an ESPN ad. Glad we finally found our Spuds MacKenzie tbh. 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Not to throw shade, but this kind of tracks with every person I’ve ever met in Philly. 001
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This lady is… not well. I went down an insomnia fueled rabbit hole and saw her old posts about how surrogacy vaporizes the soul cells or some shit. It’s much more complicated than pronouns tbh. 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You know... I don't hate it. This is the appropriate level of seriousness to have with a pickleball company. I'm sure Tiny's residuals were basically nothing. Curled canned shrimp toes only take you so far in life. What is one to do? 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Nelly's lyrics become a lot less esoteric when your A/C breaks. I finally get it. 000
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Have played dozens of shows there over 15 years and also had no idea lmao. 130
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026We left the house before 7am and it took me almost an hour to go to Five Points and back (about 4 miles round trip). 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wow, just got back from the five points Marta station. Shits really fucked, huh? 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ol’ iron veins they call him! My wife deals with the same thing. Eats healthy, exercises while I’m over here with a cigarette in one hand and a chicken wing in the other and I’m the one with normal bp. 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Anxiety is like a +30 buff to blood pressure regardless of any other factors lmao. It's actually insane. 110
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Factoring for inflation we've actually picked up a few gecs, but our gecs don't go as far as they used to. 000
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Eh, it’s not that difficult to have some extra sympathy for someone who is so clearly mentally unwell. This whole story is fucked. She is being used by everyone right now when she legit needs help. 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026“Hey buddy, I listened to that new song [from 7 months ago], reminded me a lot of Pink Floyd…” 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I wanted to go to that, but my fiancee and friend decided on The Wrong Girls instead 😑 011
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Men will literally build a soccer analytics website that ranks their team number 1 instead of going to therapy. 020
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Tag yourself, I'm landfill gas blower. That sign actually would go kinda hard on a shirt. 110
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026First look at the capitalism breeding grounds. wow. 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Tbf, a defining part of my career were old heads being mean to me when I was in my mid-20s. 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I've had to work with some big marketing company recently for a freelance design job and was getting annoyed at how incompetent they seemed. Just learned the average age of the company is like 23. Truly a, "this is who you're being mean to" moment. 100
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Yeah I agree with that. I think you can argue the other two didn’t quite live up to the hype/price tag, but they weren’t the “failures” they are sometimes painted as. 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Almada, Pity, and Barco were all very good players tbf. 110
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Saw this post and found myself in Glenwood Kroger in front of all the Polar Seltzers and actually looked for it on your behalf (and mine tbh). Ain't there, bud. :( 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This actually works, my toilet finally stopped squeaking. 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Look, I’m only asking because we have renters moving in soon. 120
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Meet me at the corner of Jovita 2.0 in the next 20 minutes if you want an ass kicking (a cold brew). 100
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Me when someone chooses to say Prilosec:static.klipy.comSopranos: It's Anti Italian DiscriminationALT: Sopranos: It's Anti Italian Discrimination 000
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I will never stop saying “Omeprazole” with an Italian accent. You cannot take this from me. 100
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Dogs should never feel bad or be hurt, but also should be able to understand me when I say, “hey don’t do that you’re actually hurt.” Anyway, the goose is feeling alright, but it’s been a very stressful few days. We’d be glad for whatever positive energy you can muster. 000
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The cool DJs don't do weddings, and the wedding DJs somehow command more money than should be allowed by law (good for them tbh). 000
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Hello Atlanta ppl. I humbly request tips and or tricks in building a wedding playlist for me and my soon-to-be wife who primarily listen to real sad songs™. What gets you moving, what gets you grooving? 100
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Interviewer: Harry Kane, you’re through to the semifinals, what does that mean to you? Kane: YaWotWotInnitSupposeIwotgafferyawot. 000
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I know people don’t want to hear it but I think the margins between the last 16 teams are exceptionally slim, except France of course. 000
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Don’t dive, but also… card all dives or allow an option other than change the player who receives the card. Should have been play on. 000
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Atlanta United investigating allegations -> World Cup quarterfinal goal domino meme. 010
Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Belgians really did devise the most inefficient use of vowels. 000
