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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"Do you want to see Kwaidan at Plaza?" is a tough question for someone who likes film but also has adhd.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm sorry for bringing my dog into the Grant Park coffee shop today, but this is a big milestone for my dog.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Someone in my family got tongue-tied and referred to Mick Fleetwood as Flick Meatwood which might the funniest thing that’s ever happened in history.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Nelly's lyrics become a lot less esoteric when your A/C breaks. I finally get it.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Wow, just got back from the five points Marta station. Shits really fucked, huh?

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I've had to work with some big marketing company recently for a freelance design job and was getting annoyed at how incompetent they seemed. Just learned the average age of the company is like 23. Truly a, "this is who you're being mean to" moment.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Meet me at the corner of Jovita 2.0 in the next 20 minutes if you want an ass kicking (a cold brew).

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Dude can’t commit to Rococo 😔

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I will never stop saying “Omeprazole” with an Italian accent. You cannot take this from me.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Dogs should never feel bad or be hurt, but also should be able to understand me when I say, “hey don’t do that you’re actually hurt.” Anyway, the goose is feeling alright, but it’s been a very stressful few days. We’d be glad for whatever positive energy you can muster.

A tiny baby goose-a-monster (dog) laying comfortably with her tongue sticking out.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Hello Atlanta ppl. I humbly request tips and or tricks in building a wedding playlist for me and my soon-to-be wife who primarily listen to real sad songs™. What gets you moving, what gets you grooving?

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Interviewer: Harry Kane, you’re through to the semifinals, what does that mean to you? Kane: YaWotWotInnitSupposeIwotgafferyawot.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I know people don’t want to hear it but I think the margins between the last 16 teams are exceptionally slim, except France of course.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Belgians really did devise the most inefficient use of vowels.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I feel for Balogun, dude did not ask for any of this. There's like 10 different debates within this whole ordeal. Was it a red card? Yes. Should it be? Maybe? Should it have been reviewed? Probably not. Is it ultimately a good thing that Balo is playing? Yes. Is suspending his red card fair? No.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Ngl. I kind of like Galarza more now and I feel bad about it.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Theres way too much yogurt, man. We should only need like 5 yogurts tops.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Galarza speed run. Goal and a yellow inside 3 minutes lmao.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

People who don’t watch soccer taking pot shots at the USMNT at every opportunity are weird to me. It’s the one team that turns every otherwise boring American into an edgelord.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Saying, “I guess my ride’s here” at every Grady ambulance I see.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I got accused of being an undercover cop in L5P today. I’m never coming back from this. 😞

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I don't think innovation has ever surpassed expectations to the extent salad spinners have.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I know it’s difficult for my human brain to comprehend. I just think birds fly recklessly sometimes.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

All of the definitive Millennial discourse has only served to inform me that I've always been out of touch and will remain so.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Watched Nuts in May over breakfast this morning and it might be the quintessential British comedy. There’s not really a single discernible joke or gag in the entire film, but it really got me.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I don't like being a dick, but if you talk to me about a dog peeing in grass I really can't help myself. You will never make me give a shit about a lawn.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I guess my building decided a good playlist for a Friday afternoon is what I can only describe as "orchestral lullaby". I've had 3 cups of coffee and am barely hanging on.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I never cared about basketball once in my whole life tbh.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

We finally got a tie in the single-elimination format. Thanks for the very accurate result, official MLS website!

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

The scale for tumors is either fruit-sized or ball-sized. No oncologist has ever said, "we found a Scrub Daddy sized tumor in your abdomen."

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I like beer, probably too much, so I’m taking a break. Folks, the amount of snacks that are happening in the house this week… I’m talking rare snacks, exotic snacks, imported snacks, we’ve got snacks coming out of our ears over here.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I do have to applaud the makers for the innovation I saw at a gas station today that came in the form of a multi-use, smoke/vape/drink cup. It had a lid with 3 straws. Truly groundbreaking stuff.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I don’t really vibe with Geese but also this is the most cursed music discourse. Music is just a silly thing we do, it really doesn’t need to be this overwrought thought experiment. I guess the same can be said for *gestures broadly* all of it.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

On the one hand, I’m lucky that the people I know put me in close proximity to (literally) some of the most creative people in the country, on the other hand I am a complete fraud and want to kms.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Chat, what are we doing for lunch?

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I don't really get that political on main, but shit has got to be dire inside the admin for *that* to be the national address. That could have been a tweet.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Also, Eddington probably deserved the nominations Bugonia got (sorry Stavvy).

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

No Other Choice with zero nominations is… a choice?

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Man, so Frankenstein is kind of dogshit huh? That bummed me out.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Calling a summit for all my boys to inform them that the girls are communicating with their closest friends on a regular basis and it's actually really cool and good.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

You thought EATS was gone. lol. Lmao even. Wtf you think the all caps were for you poor fool?

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Glenwood Kroger is well on its way to creating a special Atlanta name for itself. It’s true they always have LGM, but they are also frequently out of things like carrots.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I can only assume that the Grant Park Gateway is chronically haunted. Like, the most haunted place you've ever seen.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Print this out and put it on the inside of your door, or in your car, or on on your pet (don’t put it on your pet, that was a joke, they are already doing so much). Also, just listen to Gnade. He lives on a farm in Kansas and has a good head on his shoulders.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I hope the press never takes a photo of me in a car. Horrible angles, really horrific news.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I’ll be honest with you. I did not know Sotto Sotto was *that* expensive.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

How are you going to comment that Cape Fear (1991) is "far far superior to the original... nobody can play Max Cady like De Niro." and turn your replies off? Why would you do this? I don't like you as a person. Every thought you've had in your life was stupid and wrong you dumb fuckin idiot.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Internet was out and ended up sitting next to the most ghoulish corpo girlie at East Pole coffee. My job is pretty lame most of the time, but at least I’m not gleefully arguing against giving people raises. Anyway, that fucking sucked.

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Chris Cooke @cs-cooke.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

In Sámara Costa Rica walking to get beer and a mass of leathery Americans have congregated to listen to a guy struggle through Sultans of Swing. We really suck as a people lmao.

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