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heather

@crystalscoda.bsky.social
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21. trans woman. 97 aprove. an independent voice of reason. ask me about my Bluey Hitchcock AU <3

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Please heed my warning.
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Healthbar the Poopdog Reluctant
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn't mean to call you a Poopdog, it's just that in my heightened state of mind I only had desire to hurt. #confessions
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
james murphy voice I WAS THERE! When the doubloon train was established
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
LOVE THIS! #veinsky
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you put me in YOUR veins, I'd be there... #veinsky #inyourveinssky #veinskyagain #inyourveinsskyagain #imadoginyourfuckingveins #fuckingveinsky
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She's getting gobbled by the darkness in she!!!! #updates
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Having contractions #OnFleek . My new oreganant Fleek trend can we get this going
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Dare voice: I like girls who tie a barbed wire around my balls I like girls who electrocute me and put me coffin in dirt I like girls who Frank my Stein I like girls who chopping off my boules I like girls before or after greenberries I like bringing F*cking SLEAZE back 2 the masses Oh yeagh 🩷
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Scare is bringing back Frightful Sleaze
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You have a Jammy pattern consistent among Magic freaking glow eggs #Subtext
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
goundbreakin Stream ideas : - Fall down a well hurt my bonce :( - Damp stream - New idea : stream has a garnish on top like a basil or parsley so its so yummy for viewers and they donate for parmesan grating - One tousand mosquitos vs streamer game at the nasty fright residence... - Junp rope 🩷
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
More like Fontaines PeePee! #IndiePees
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They call me the forbidden Implement. It says this in philisophy books... maybe try and read one maybe, and then come back to me, homeslice. I'll be In There whence you return.
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@marvel.com Do somethingabout this !!!!!!!! Sort this mother f*cker out !!!!!!!!!!! Tome hollind from odyssey and chaos walking movie is NOT a freaking egg!!!!!!!! Fascism everywehre i Cry and Sob weeping . post credits scene of a Weeping so leftistly .. Spideman skeets latex genderplay saves world
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This user thinks Thomas Stanley Holland is an EGG.. I think this user is an " Anti-Woke " The way you talking about spider mane! #MCU
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Next year, Oscar will be kind . Awards for most Smiles, quotable and quippy one-liners, Joyous Guffaws, best Remake with Real people, and it will be hosted by a HUGE SMILE. The celebrities will sit on the teeth :)
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#CheatingOnHimWithTheSuperBowl
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They should make a fifth FLCL sequel season and it should be named after Phonk. It would have hype moments AND aura, and no songs by The Pillows whatsoever, not even a single note.
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Wokeberry could be any flavour but ORANGE! They already put all the Orange in the freakin' White house. They put an orange in the white house! His name is Donald troump they put an orange in President but hes no berry... Maybe if we injected applejuice in him we could make a a world war of kindness?
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The #Yummyberry fandom has a FASCISM problem. Do not interact or a lashing will commence... just kidding! You bet your sinister rhetoric it's me, honey! #Scummyberry
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We, yes WE, are ALL doing The Weiners Man challenge! #Challenge #Movies
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
industrious nicki minaj Lets go to the mine ! mine ! 🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
They should make Yanny X Laurel yaoi. Is anyone talking about this?? #yaoi #bl @blcomedy.bsky.social
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I'm sorry I feel like my posts have not been very good recently but I hope you can forgive me . And reassurance please send your favourite skeets of mine and ill give you a new sequel To blow your minds.
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
They cancelled it it would have only worked on Quibi but you fucks dont know anything about art. Chump
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
if they put me in pwhl hq first thing i do is be normal to trans women + melt the frost 4eva! Second thing i make a sinister f*cked up and evil team with big scythes and all their shoulders have malicious spikes and they do my every bidding and make a new goal called Scary goal (involves "scream") 😱
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
They're making a sitcom for Woke - it's called REAL LIFE! Sorry if you reading this at Mister's white house . They;re doing some fuck shit over there i hope it rejuvenates . Press release about this A new kindof comedy awaits in this relatable youtube shourts . A new anthology just for Woke only ok?
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Fresh thoughts are being had in your mind world and i usurp they powers like a brand new kind of tyrant :)
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Review: review of "music" Heard it ! #music Music - New releases . New songs for you a playlist just for you . You ! YOU ! They made a new score this ones out of 2 . It got < two But thats okay its a kindness for future Songs like " new song by My favourite musicians and others . RESKEET THIS?
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
omg meeeeeeeeeee :3
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Send me to UPDATES i want to be with updates
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Someone sendme Updates !! #Updates #Realtime
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A new poem called My yummy breakfast muffin that im going to eat shortly: OOOOO This is a tasty food but i dont have it yet But i will! I will ! I will ! Now you do not believe this cause theres no muffin in the house But that is what they ymade a "restaurants " for ! Ohhh i love food and drink
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If I was on Subway Takes I'd say "I voted for her..." and he'd go "100%... AGREE!" And then i'd trap him into an abandoned missile silo with only his stupid lapel mic and an elaborate webcam network and phantoms speaking of the unspeakable horror their hand inflicted. Live on Insta :? #Don'tLikeHim¬
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i got in bed early and everything too!!! fucked up!!!!!!!!!! i just want rest!!!!!! auuuuuuuugh let me pass out Please!!!!
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I just want to go to sleep, really.
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
no thanks music is shite
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
@chiitan.love OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!!!!! IM A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK !!!!!!!!!! thank you 4 your support 🩷🐾🏳️‍⚧️🐾🩷
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is what a real Doctor looks like:
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Seeking Evil, you seem to be...? Shenderher pages of woke for thee... Many pronouns and flags to merge, Lamby and kindness, time to CONVERGE! #haiku #haikusky #noLARPers #qotd
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Slenderman never actually went on a playdate in Slenderman Play Date. *She actually just went to play touys with me at a specific date. It's not even subtext, how did you miss it... Slenderman is less evil than the lady from that one video with the horns and she dances side to side seen below. #she
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lamby @dozeysheep.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
next person i see posting ai generated images of animals is getting sent to suffer for eternity in an artificial world
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
plagarising from my oc The Nonbinary Kleptomaniac?? Steals them a pronounse trick . New in the email a new binary born ... NOT ! #pronouns
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lamby @dozeysheep.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Fucked up that theyre doing this to sheeps ... like erm, the kind wool? Are we forgetting the wonderful smile? Crazy messed up machinations to make you groan groan groan. HORRIBLE! All meadows should be protected from sheep pains and a new kind sheep world borne with yummy snack and all peace 4eva!!
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
middle one is so real i do this every single day of my fr*aking puppydog life #reskeet! #like4like
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Slenderman Play Date can you not pick up context clues . I've read more about fearful toys than you so you should honestly stop embarrassing yourself. Utter bozo behaviour.........
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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Slenderman play date' What you want to do to play letter blocks or trains? Me: Can we pl lay pages SPD: What what what .. you dont know this game you dont you dont Me ' finding the pages ' Spd : My scary ! My scary ! Cabin blows away Ahh! Spd: Shouldn't have pages buddy! Me: Fearful homeslice
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