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goundbreakin Stream ideas : - Fall down a well hurt my bonce :( - Damp stream - New idea : stream has a garnish on top like a basil or parsley so its so yummy for viewers and they donate for parmesan grating - One tousand mosquitos vs streamer game at the nasty fright residence... - Junp rope 🩷

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

They call me the forbidden Implement. It says this in philisophy books... maybe try and read one maybe, and then come back to me, homeslice. I'll be In There whence you return.

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This user thinks Thomas Stanley Holland is an EGG.. I think this user is an " Anti-Woke " The way you talking about spider mane! #MCU

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Next year, Oscar will be kind . Awards for most Smiles, quotable and quippy one-liners, Joyous Guffaws, best Remake with Real people, and it will be hosted by a HUGE SMILE. The celebrities will sit on the teeth :)

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

They should make a fifth FLCL sequel season and it should be named after Phonk. It would have hype moments AND aura, and no songs by The Pillows whatsoever, not even a single note.

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

The #Yummyberry fandom has a FASCISM problem. Do not interact or a lashing will commence... just kidding! You bet your sinister rhetoric it's me, honey! #Scummyberry

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

We, yes WE, are ALL doing The Weiners Man challenge! #Challenge #Movies

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

industrious nicki minaj Lets go to the mine ! mine ! 🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

They should make Yanny X Laurel yaoi. Is anyone talking about this?? #yaoi #bl @blcomedy.bsky.social

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I'm sorry I feel like my posts have not been very good recently but I hope you can forgive me . And reassurance please send your favourite skeets of mine and ill give you a new sequel To blow your minds.

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

if they put me in pwhl hq first thing i do is be normal to trans women + melt the frost 4eva! Second thing i make a sinister f*cked up and evil team with big scythes and all their shoulders have malicious spikes and they do my every bidding and make a new goal called Scary goal (involves "scream") 😱

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

They're making a sitcom for Woke - it's called REAL LIFE! Sorry if you reading this at Mister's white house . They;re doing some fuck shit over there i hope it rejuvenates . Press release about this A new kindof comedy awaits in this relatable youtube shourts . A new anthology just for Woke only ok?

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Fresh thoughts are being had in your mind world and i usurp they powers like a brand new kind of tyrant :)

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Review: review of "music" Heard it ! #music Music - New releases . New songs for you a playlist just for you . You ! YOU ! They made a new score this ones out of 2 . It got < two But thats okay its a kindness for future Songs like " new song by My favourite musicians and others . RESKEET THIS?

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

A new poem called My yummy breakfast muffin that im going to eat shortly: OOOOO This is a tasty food but i dont have it yet But i will! I will ! I will ! Now you do not believe this cause theres no muffin in the house But that is what they ymade a "restaurants " for ! Ohhh i love food and drink

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

If I was on Subway Takes I'd say "I voted for her..." and he'd go "100%... AGREE!" And then i'd trap him into an abandoned missile silo with only his stupid lapel mic and an elaborate webcam network and phantoms speaking of the unspeakable horror their hand inflicted. Live on Insta :? #Don'tLikeHim¬

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

This is what a real Doctor looks like:

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lamby @dozeysheep.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

next person i see posting ai generated images of animals is getting sent to suffer for eternity in an artificial world

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

plagarising from my oc The Nonbinary Kleptomaniac?? Steals them a pronounse trick . New in the email a new binary born ... NOT ! #pronouns

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

(My husband is from the Red World. BE KIND TO HIM!) #verizonsky

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Lowestrogenuinely this is how the kimchi on my burger would dance:

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

What's more sexless? The melancholic songwriting of Sufjan Stevens or the cunning game of Scrabble? Vote! Vote! Vote ! Please vote !

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

A CALL TO ACTION: This fucking thing is FLYING im SCARED . In my warehouse FRIGHTENED as ALL HELL. Paralyzed by fear. Help ? Heeelp? Helping would be kind of you . One million elephant fear blast to the cranium + Trampoline bouncers = A TRAGIC CONUNDRUM . A sordid fate awaits... #CozyGames #Gacha #😨

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Why is nobody talking about this...?

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The Quiet Sadness of Professor Puck

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

The shrimp can stay, but the clown has to go. #Elections2028

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Sipping on her estrogen... girl you ate DOWN! #WokeShe #LowkShe #TakeYourTime

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

this site is really good and has no issues at all and never shows you unwanted fetish content and it always functions and it has a good algorithm and its the wokest app on this beautiful planet earth and we should be at brunch rn and anyone who disagrees is a FASCIST CUNT. Don't check the date today

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

the Mister hit with my Trans ray - molecules VISIBLE! A Visible Mrs Incoming...

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

You gotta go to "woke school" and order the "Equality and Tolerance", buddy! #DoBetter

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Homeslice, that "egg" got me GROANING! Wait for a reward like Deniers wait for Br*dget Canon Hotfix? Dude, you're only maybe half as feminist as Beauty & The Beast, and a quarter as feminist as Spooky Buddies.

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Looks like a butcher, could blackbird Looks like a blackbird, could butcher Looks like a butcher, is a butcher Looks like a blackbird, is a blackbird... #Fandom #TagYourself

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

today is my 1 year blueskyiversary! everybody please like and retweet your favourite heather crystalcoda skeet for a Grand prize ! I'll choose one of you fuor a Grand prize ! Winner ! Winning ! Yay ! Prizes !! And follow me #promosky And laugh at funny popsts #Comedysky and talk me #SocialNetworkSky

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heather @crystalscoda.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

those are not haikus you can't count the numbers right do better next time #haiku #haikusky #dailyhaiku

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