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Crystalika

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[MATURE ONLY 🔞] Digital, 3D, Pixel Artist / Videographer / Content Creator / Video Editor / Comedian / Speedrunner / Writer 🧿He/Him (22) 🚫FUCK AI & MAGA 🎨 xcrystalstudiosx.newgrounds.com

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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 21/07/2026
The new Willow reworks map layout looks like a fat cock, bro #Phasmophobia
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 01/07/2026
Why does the chicken in this ad look like it's from the lonely farmer image 😭
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 19/06/2026
[10] It does NOT beat Toy Story 2 or 1. If I were to give a rating for all Toy Story movies, it would be, 1. Toy Story 2 - 10/10 2. Toy Story 1 - 9/10 3. Toy Story 3 - 8/10 4. Toy Story 5 - 7/10 5. Toy Story 4 - 2/10 Now, Pixar... Where is Cars 4? 👁️👁️
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 19/06/2026
[9] Not a nitpick but I do kind of wish they would've went with like, Lily Pad threatening to blackmail the toys by recording them or taking pictures of them with her camera. I know this would've been predictable but in my opinion, it makes sense. But overall, I think Toy Story 5 is a solid 7/10.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 19/06/2026
[8] Toy Story 5 could've definitely had another 20-30 minutes. But that's just my opinion, though. They had 3 different subplots to merge into one big plot in the end with the army of Buzz's, the one group of toys with Bonnie then the other group of toys with Blaze. It feels a little strained.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 19/06/2026
[7] So now you have to compress the story into something hopefully still coherent all while having to cut out tons of stuff that otherwise would've benefited the story. You have to rush through it and skim over stuff and I don't really like that. It's the problem I had with the SMB Movie.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 19/06/2026
[6] --things happen too quickly. This is the thing I hate about some movies, they have such an ambitious stage set for the story to unravel, but they only have a short runtime. Picture this, you have an ambitious story you wrote the and only amount of time you have to tell that story is in an hour.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 19/06/2026
[5] I don't think I can recall Mrs. Potato Head or Ham literally speaking at ALL in the movie. But that's more of a gripe than a nitpick but oh well. I would've loved to see how Mr. Potato Head's wit go against someone like Lily Pad or something. But anyway, the other nitpick I have really is that--
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 19/06/2026
[4] First off, I wanna kind of talk about my slight distaste for introducing more and more toys to the main cast. I feel like a lot of them share the same kind of personality traits and all as the OG cast. And speaking of the OG cast, they basically do not talk at all in the movie. Which is a shame.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 19/06/2026
[3] --Toy Story 1 where the toys feel like they're getting replaced by another better, bigger toy and whatnot but it's done decently with the Lily Pad tablet because this is something that's genuinely happening, toys are being replaced by iPads and shit nowadays. I do have a few nitpicks though.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 19/06/2026
[2] From what they showed in the trailers and such for Toy Story 5, I was honestly expecting a half-assed nostalgia bait cash grab movie because of the references to the first movie. But I'm happy to say the movie isn't that at all. It does follow the same formula as--
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 19/06/2026
[1] After watching #ToyStory5, I gotta say it's honestly pretty good, to my surprise. It's INFINITELY better than Toy Story 4. Toy Story 4 was really bad. Animation was good but man... The story was complete ass. But I'm happy to say that Toy Story 5 honestly kind of exceeded my expectations.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 22/05/2026
I do specialize in old retro art! If ya wanna see more of this kinda stuff, I have it all over my Newgrounds!
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 21/05/2026
Thought it'd be fun to jump on the trend of people adding Kit to random games. Here's Kit in SMB1 trying to stop Mario! #SMB1 #SuperMarioBros #NES #PixelArt #GameOverse #KitBodega
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 14/05/2026
Made Mr. Bean in LTD! And gave him Teddy! I'm pretty proud of how he turned out! His suit was a lil annoying but worth it! #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream #TomodachiLife #MrBean
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 12/05/2026
Made Temmie in Tomodachi Life LTD! She's adorable as hell! I was gonna give her simple dot eyes but decided nah, I think she'll look cuter with actual eyes and pupils! #Temmie #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 03/05/2026
Hope everything is alright!
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 01/05/2026
I spent SO LONG ON MAKING TETO IN TOMODACHI LIFE. The outfit took FOREVER but it was worth it! I'm proud of how she turned out! #Teto #KasaneTeto #TomodachiLife #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 29/04/2026
I remastered the Toriel I made in #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream! She's even cuter. First and second image is the new, and third is the old one
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 29/04/2026
I made #Whitty from #FridayNightFunkin in #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream!
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 21/04/2026
#Phasmophobia Yoo the shadow cast by the couch on Edgefield looks like a profile shot of SM64 Mario
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 17/04/2026
I made #Toriel in #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream and I'm so proud of how I made her. SHE'S SO CUTE
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 16/04/2026
The thumbnail sounds like he has a sock puppet named "Mr. Penis" on his hand behind his back and that's what he says before he pulls it out and talks in a high-pitched voice or something
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 13/04/2026
Nightcore is so fucking annoying. It's just a song that's sped and pitched up with anime on it. It sounds like a squeaky fart and a mosquito as the instrumental and a chipmunk jerking off and moaning as the vocals. It sounds like a Wii crashing in autotune. How can anyone like that dog shit bro 😭
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 11/04/2026
I thought that was the scout for a moment LMFAO
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 05/04/2026
The SMG Movie breakdown from New Rockstars has so many things wrong about it. A lot was not mentioned, a lot was incorrect. So I did my duty as a hardcore Mario fan and sat through this and listed off everything I could that's wrong and not mentioned.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 03/04/2026
Is... that TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIjT... WTF IS THIS BRO
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 02/04/2026
Here's the rip from the movie by Nintendo and Illumination. Can't attach 2 media to my post for some reason.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 02/04/2026
Speaking of the #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie, I remade the SMW Rosalina sprite from the ending scenes! I posted the full rip of her sprites from the movie and my remake on my Newgrounds! www.newgrounds.com/art/view/xcr...
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 02/04/2026
--it's much like a hurricane. Once you pass the storm and enter the eye of the hurricane, you're back in the storm again. It definitely had some funny moments especially with ROB. But otherwise, I think this movie is alright. I'd give it a 6/10. Just for the visuals, music and of course, Rosalina.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 02/04/2026
It's something to turn your brain off and watch spectacles, references and cameos instead of having a proper story to understand or relate to in a way. It's action-packed to keep your attention and rarely has those moments of calm and when it does,--
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 02/04/2026
--kind of story the movie was telling. But there are so many plots in the SMG movie, it's like a game of whack-a-mole with the plots where a new plot pops out, boom! It's hit and over with. It's all over the place and feels more like "Eye-Candy: The Movie ft. Mario & Gang" than anything.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 02/04/2026
The #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie is... alright. Visually, it's a billion times better than the first. The music is fucking great. But the story is just... Not that good. I had a fun time watching it obviously. But man... The plot in the first movie was a very good introduction into the--
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 30/03/2026
1. The backrooms movie is coming out on my birthday which is insane 2. The poster for it looks like shes having her cheeks clapped against the wall
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 19/03/2026
Why is the thumbnail quality reminiscent of the salt at the bottom of a pretzel bag?
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 17/03/2026
The fucking bottom right thing looks like a uterus LMFAO
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 14/03/2026
And the Steam Deck logo looks like the Orbit gum logo LMAO
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 14/03/2026
The new Firefox logo now just looks like the Steam Deck logo bruh
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 14/03/2026
P.S Bluesky seriously needs to make their character limit bigger. Christ on a bike, I don't want to compress my thoughts to a .zip for it to be in one post.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 14/03/2026
And here we are now in 2026 with 50x more computing power, powerful software and much more widespread internet than 2010, and this is the "best" companies can do. How did we go from beautiful animated 2D commercials to someone's cat walking across their keyboard? Honestly just pathetic and sad.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 14/03/2026
You know, I miss the era of ads and commercials back in the day that had effort put in them. They were animated, they acted out skits, they presented their products like they actually cared about what they were advertising.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 12/03/2026
CarnyJared kind of looks like if Mr. Beast and Jordon from Corridor had a baby
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 12/03/2026
Me when I hold the cube that makes me fent lean
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 10/03/2026
Spaghetti noodles are just Italian tapeworms
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 10/03/2026
Bro... Rosalina mid-elephant transform... Oh my god.
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 10/03/2026
The VA for Yoshi in the SMG movie kinda looks like Wendigoon if he had dark skin
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 09/03/2026
My pistachio has a butthole
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 06/03/2026
Ribbit from The Amazing Digital Circus looks like the Frogettes from Rhythm Heaven DS
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 04/03/2026
Why does ONLYUSEmeBLADE look like GrandPooBear but a fat alcoholic? (Left, is Blade, right is Poo)
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Crystalika @handle.invalid · 03/03/2026
I saw this fatass bear in the new Tanglewood rework, I just had to do it. #Phasmophobia #TanglewoodRework
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