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Crystalika

@crystalika.bsky.social
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[MATURE ONLY 🔞] Digital, 3D, Pixel Artist / Videographer / Content Creator / Video Editor / Comedian / Speedrunner / Writer 🧿He/Him (22) 🚫FUCK AI & MAGA 🎨 xcrystalstudiosx.newgrounds.com

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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The new Willow reworks map layout looks like a fat cock, bro #Phasmophobia
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Why does the chicken in this ad look like it's from the lonely farmer image 😭
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
[1] After watching #ToyStory5, I gotta say it's honestly pretty good, to my surprise. It's INFINITELY better than Toy Story 4. Toy Story 4 was really bad. Animation was good but man... The story was complete ass. But I'm happy to say that Toy Story 5 honestly kind of exceeded my expectations.
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Thought it'd be fun to jump on the trend of people adding Kit to random games. Here's Kit in SMB1 trying to stop Mario! #SMB1 #SuperMarioBros #NES #PixelArt #GameOverse #KitBodega
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Made Mr. Bean in LTD! And gave him Teddy! I'm pretty proud of how he turned out! His suit was a lil annoying but worth it! #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream #TomodachiLife #MrBean
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Made Temmie in Tomodachi Life LTD! She's adorable as hell! I was gonna give her simple dot eyes but decided nah, I think she'll look cuter with actual eyes and pupils! #Temmie #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I spent SO LONG ON MAKING TETO IN TOMODACHI LIFE. The outfit took FOREVER but it was worth it! I'm proud of how she turned out! #Teto #KasaneTeto #TomodachiLife #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I remastered the Toriel I made in #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream! She's even cuter. First and second image is the new, and third is the old one
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I made #Whitty from #FridayNightFunkin in #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream!
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
#Phasmophobia Yoo the shadow cast by the couch on Edgefield looks like a profile shot of SM64 Mario
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I made #Toriel in #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream and I'm so proud of how I made her. SHE'S SO CUTE
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The thumbnail sounds like he has a sock puppet named "Mr. Penis" on his hand behind his back and that's what he says before he pulls it out and talks in a high-pitched voice or something
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nightcore is so fucking annoying. It's just a song that's sped and pitched up with anime on it. It sounds like a squeaky fart and a mosquito as the instrumental and a chipmunk jerking off and moaning as the vocals. It sounds like a Wii crashing in autotune. How can anyone like that dog shit bro 😭
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I thought that was the scout for a moment LMFAO
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The SMG Movie breakdown from New Rockstars has so many things wrong about it. A lot was not mentioned, a lot was incorrect. So I did my duty as a hardcore Mario fan and sat through this and listed off everything I could that's wrong and not mentioned.
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Is... that TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIjT... WTF IS THIS BRO
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Speaking of the #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie, I remade the SMW Rosalina sprite from the ending scenes! I posted the full rip of her sprites from the movie and my remake on my Newgrounds! www.newgrounds.com/art/view/xcr...
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie is... alright. Visually, it's a billion times better than the first. The music is fucking great. But the story is just... Not that good. I had a fun time watching it obviously. But man... The plot in the first movie was a very good introduction into the--
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
1. The backrooms movie is coming out on my birthday which is insane 2. The poster for it looks like shes having her cheeks clapped against the wall
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Why is the thumbnail quality reminiscent of the salt at the bottom of a pretzel bag?
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The fucking bottom right thing looks like a uterus LMFAO
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The new Firefox logo now just looks like the Steam Deck logo bruh
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
You know, I miss the era of ads and commercials back in the day that had effort put in them. They were animated, they acted out skits, they presented their products like they actually cared about what they were advertising.
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
CarnyJared kind of looks like if Mr. Beast and Jordon from Corridor had a baby
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Me when I hold the cube that makes me fent lean
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Spaghetti noodles are just Italian tapeworms
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Bro... Rosalina mid-elephant transform... Oh my god.
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The VA for Yoshi in the SMG movie kinda looks like Wendigoon if he had dark skin
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
My pistachio has a butthole
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Ribbit from The Amazing Digital Circus looks like the Frogettes from Rhythm Heaven DS
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Why does ONLYUSEmeBLADE look like GrandPooBear but a fat alcoholic? (Left, is Blade, right is Poo)
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I saw this fatass bear in the new Tanglewood rework, I just had to do it. #Phasmophobia #TanglewoodRework
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Went to Pete's earlier and got some chicken. Definitely not a grower but a shower.
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Never get your dick sucked by a girl with braces because it might snap and your dick could get springlocked
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Both of them look like a womb tattoo
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I just realized that the HP logo looks like Gaster from Undertale LMAO
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Nintendrew! 🕹️✨🎮 @nintendrew.com · 04/02/2026
Investigate these men: Howard Lutnick Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Daniel Said Woody Allen Noam Chomsky Leslie Wexner Brett Ratner Elon Musk Kimbal Musk Peter Thiel Larry Summers Matthew Hiltzick Brock Pierce Steve Bannon Richard Branson Bill Gates Peter Attia Bill Clinton Donald Trump
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I swear to God the Discord mobile app is so fucking horrible. My OCD is so unbelievably itchy right now holy shit
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I saw the #FiveNightsAtFreddys2 movie and... Meh. Everything from the costumes, sets and cinematography is amazing. But the writing and story is still pretty mid. Definitely a fun watch like the first movie but man, the story was disappointing honestly. It was all over the place.
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Fidget spinners are just autistic ninja stars LMFAO
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I have not seen Sky in FNF in so goddamn long and she finally got an official redux after 3 or so years, LOOK AT HER. SHE IS FUCKING ADORABLE Playing the classic was such a weird feeling going back almost 4 years ago when I first played Vs. Sky. I still remember the controversy LMFAO
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I just realized something cursed The penis is basically an assassins teapot Both can dispense different liquids through the same hole via different means.
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I went to #Bojangles this morning and before sticking my straw into my drink, I saw that my fucking cup lid has the most off centered straw butthole I've ever seen. This looks like someone did the blind Boba straw challenge to it LMFAO It's hilarious as hell but my OCD is in shambles 🏳️
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
#SuperMarioGalaxy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD SHE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I'M GONNA SCREAM ROSALINA IS SO FUCKING PRETTY OMG
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Just finished the lil #PACMAN Halloween special by G**gle and it was pretty charming ngl
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I'm on a journey to beat (not 100%!) Ultimate DOOM + Sigil, DOOM 2, DOOM 64 and DOOM 3. As well as TNT Evilution, Plutonia, and Legacy Of Rust. Why? IDK. I'll also be playing it on Ultra Violence, Watch me die! and Veteran difficulties! #DOOM I've already beaten DOOM 2016 and DOOM Eternal--
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
What if October but it's Hawktober and everybody gives each other hawk tuahs
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
What timeline are we living in bro LMFAO Hong Kong 2097 just got a trailer set for December of this year... THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SEQUEL TO HONG KONG 97 30 YEARS LATER WHAT THE FUCK
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My dad brought a pumpkin and a surprisingly good pumpkin carving kit with a blade and scooper, and I made this! His name is Sutilis. (Latin for stitched). The green on his face gave me an idea to do something with that eye. The "stitches" are thin Greenbriar(?) vines I found!
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Crystalika @crystalika.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Why does the foobar2000 logo look like Hornet from Silksong LMAO
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