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Slacker. Veteran. Cat Butler. (He/him) 🫘 Tacos are my favorite food group. Boring AF but with a potty mouth so follow at your own risk.

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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh.... Patrick what have you done? May I present Steel Dawn. Like Mad Max with 100% less Mel Gibson and 100% more Patrick Swayze.
DVD cover for the movie "Steel Dawn" against a vast, clear blue sky. The poster features a close-up, low-angle shot of a serious-looking Patrick Swayze, styled as a desert warrior with a thin headband, a beard, and dark hair. He wears a textured, studded leather vest with a light-colored hood resting on his shoulders.

At the top, the title "STEEL DAWN" is written in a bold, metallic white font. To the right of his face, the tagline reads: "He is the desert warrior, carving the future with his sword." Patrick Swayze's name is prominently displayed across the bottom in a white sans-serif font
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
[rec]
Movie poster for the documentary "[•REC] Terror Sin Pausa."
The setting is a dark, decaying hallway with debris on the floor and a tall wooden door in the center. Faint beams of light stream from the top left. In the foreground, a professional video camera rests on the floor.
Large, glowing white text across the middle reads "[•REC]" with a prominent solid red recording dot, subtitled "TERROR SIN PAUSA." Additional Spanish text marks it as a documentary on Spanish horror cinema directed by Diego López-Fernández, featuring studio logos and a Sitges Film Festival 2022 laurel at the top
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Bag of Cinnabon that was door dashed to a neighbor. It has been sitting in 100 degree weather now going on 3 days. Is it still good? Was it ever good?
A bag of Cinnabon sitting on a front porch in direct sun. There is a green door presumably going into the house. It has been sitting there for 3 days now.my wife and I have a bet about if it is still "good". Neither of us are willing to try it to settle the bet.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
TerrorVision
A movie poster for TerrorVision

The poster uses a dark, sci-fi aesthetic contrasted with bold, stylized text. The central focus is a bizarre, monstrous satellite dish towering over a quiet suburban neighborhood at night. Bright blue lightning strikes behind the dish, cutting through a dark, cloudy sky tinged with deep purple.

The Top Text: At the very top, printed in a clean, white, italicized font "People of Earth
Your planet is about to be destroyed . . .
We're terribly sorry for the inconvenience."

The Movie Title: Positioned in the lower third of the poster is the film's title, TERRORVISION, written in a stylized, blocky, light-purple font.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
#cats #caturday on Monday... Potato with sleeping derp face
Potato the cat. She has medium length white fur (from this angle). This is a close up of her face. She is sleeping on her back, her face is is kind of tucked under her right front leg. Her mouth is slightly open and the tip of her tongue is sticking out. 

Her nose is very pink.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Is that Potato's brother from another mother?
A tan and white cat sleeping on a blue sofa. There is a blue throw pillow with a white elephant on it, on the sofa.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Mr Nick
Mr Nick from The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Nick is played by Tom Waits. He is wearing a white shirt with a black Paisley vest. He has a top hat with some feather adornment. He is smoking a cigarillo with his right hand to his mouth. Pencil thin moustache. Piercing eyes stare straight ahead.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Found this gem of a lunchbox in an antique store in Rhode Island today.
A metal lunch box trimmed in red and white stripes top right and bottom left and blue with white stars bottom right and top left. A banner reads "back in '76"

A colonial officer is sitting on a stool and a kid is shining his boot.A metal lunch box trimmed in red and white stripes top right and bottom left and blue with white stars bottom right and top left. 

A banner reads "back in '76"

There is a bed with a sleeping adult. There is a dog in the bed. There is a musket and powder horn at the foot of the bed. Two kids are awake. One is waking the adult. The other looks out a window at Paul Revere riding by.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Out of town visiting family. Noticed they have 2 empty picture frames. Going to go get photos of my cats printed to put in the frames. Wonder how long it will take for them to notice. #chaoticgood #caturday
My cat potato. She is white with tan patches. She is in her cat bed, on her back with her front paws in a praying mantis pose. Her eyes indicate that she will fuck you up if you touch the belly.My cat kabob. She is a tortie. She is sitting on a hardwood floor, with a blue and white rug in the back ground. She has a very stern look on her face.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
One Way Jesus?
A one way sign with a small hand written sign below it that says "Jesus"
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Shhhhhh.... The monster is sleeping
A white cat with a tan tail and tan patches on her head. She is sleeping on a white blanket on a blue chair. Her name is potato and she is a monster.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Poorly Drawn Lines
A three panel comic. The comic features a mouse sitting up on a green floor.

In the first panel there is a speech bubble above mouse that says "I am right about some things"

In the second panel there is a speech bubble above mouse that says "not a lot of them"

In the third panel there is a speech bubble above mouse that says "so, it's pretty special when it happens"
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Parable of the Sower Octavia Butler
Book cover for Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler
On the left is an out of focus, profile of a woman's face. She is looking to the right where there is a white crescent with the name of the book 

Bottom left is a white box with the authors name. To the right there is a non descript image. 

There is a moon in the middle, off set to the right and down.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
A bag of Otterbein's Chocolate Chip Cookies. The bag is red squares in a grid separated by white lines. There is a see through space so you can see thin cookies.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
3/ A remixed war poster #MinistryofHomelandSecurity #propaganda
A remixed war propaganda poster. There is an American Flag at the to. Tentacles are springing from a hole in the flag and wrapping around the Asian Pacific countries.

At the bottom it says: America Hungers! Don't Get In Our Way!

A message from the ministry of Homeland security.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A remixed war propaganda poster
A remixed War propaganda image. There is a boy with a yellow and red stripe shirt, long pants tennis shoes, red baseball hat. He is riding a bicycle down what looks like a dirt road. Behind him there is a field and a very low flying fighter plane and some planes off in the distance up in the sky. 

Below the image the text reads: Boy! I feel safer already! And it's all thanks to... The ministry of Homeland security.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Going through some stuff packed up in boxes and found this gem of a book that is 20+ years old. #propaganda #vonnegut 1/
A book cover. There is an image of a fighter pilot stepping out of a cockpit of a plane. Behind him are more planes flying.

Red banner at the top: You Back The Attack!
Blue banner at the bottom: We'll Bomb Who We Want!

*Remixed war propaganda by Micha Ian Wright*
With a forward by Kurt Vonnegut. An introduction by Howard Zinn and commentary by The Center for Constitutional Rights
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hey, I just noticed you are back...I am not chronically on line so it could be me...I hope the respite was good. Potato sends an aloof "welcome back"
Potato the cat. She is white with tan ears. She has medium fluffy fur. She is sitting on a table and looking away from the camera. On the right is a pink water bottle.

Potato has black ook in her eye. We have been treating an eye infection. It is gone we think, but she wants nothing to do with her butlers touching her face.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
A close up of Potato the #cat s tufted #toebeans. They are cute but not good for traction. She frequently has to deploy her hand knives like Wolverine to keep from sliding off of shit. #caturday
A close up of a cat's toebeans. Her paw is white with long Tufts of fur. The fur obscures the pink toe beans. This makes for a very graceless cat.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Potato the #cat She is wound up, laying in my lap, slow walking the murder of her rabbit dog toy. You can see her tufted #toebeans on this fine #caturday
Potato the cat. She is white and tan colored with medium to long fur. She is laying in my lap holding a stuffed dog toy that looks like a rabbit. Her left front paw is turned up and you can see her pink and fuzzy toe beans.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
A meme with an image from a Oliver Twist. A young Oliver is holding an empty bowl out. The caption reads, "Please Sir, may I have some less"
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
@cola.baby did it again. Super fast shipping. High quality product. On top of the 1% off, it came with an unexpected sticker. If you don't like stickers, we maybe can't be friends. My friend got one as well. They are not on line but they said the same thing + Union made!
A black toque with a guillotine embroidered on it. Sitting on top of the toque is a smiling guillotine sticker with a glitter outline.

1% off for the good of everyone!
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Can't fool me, this is from the Butthole Surfers - Piouhgd album
The back side of the Butthole Surfers album Piouhgd.

On the left side are four portraits with distorted faces. 

Right side top are the four people in a group shot with distorted bodies. Below that is a track listing for Piouhgd:

Side 1
Revolution part 1
Revolution part 2
Lonesome Bulldog
Lonesome Bulldog II
The Hurdy Gurdy Man
Golden Showers
Lonesome Bulldog III

Side 2
Blind man
No, I Ironman 
Something
p.s.y.
Lonesome Bulldog IV
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
#photo without context, with #allttext
A weathered paper sign taped to a box attached to a street light. There is a human finger holding a torn bit of the sign in place, so it can be read.

There is a QR code in the upper left. 

Top center "The church of the worm"

A giant blue dot takes most of the space. In the blue dot, "remove your limbs! today!"

Below the blue dot, "and ascend with us. Relinquish your corporeal form and acquire true enlightenment"
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Potato wants to know if you got treats.
A fluffy white and tan cat looking up intently.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Three different spider men. Rash one is pointing at the other two.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
#nocontext with #alttext photo
A flier taped to a poll.

Lost worm alert
Monetary and spiritual reward
(Picture of a multi leg and spikey worm)
My worm has been missing since the dawn of the anthropocene. Please help me locate him. Responds to (damaged letters)athoth'shhh.

Note that he is toxic and radioactive. Please limit physical contact if possible. Where am I? What is going on? Who are you?

My name is Q. Lump Esq.
(Picture of mid age male with short dark hair)
Help me locate my worm

Report all sightings (QR Code)
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
#nocontext with #alttext Also #cat
A white and tan cat, curled up and sleeping in a blue chair, covered in a white blanket.

Her eyes are shut and her back right leg is sticking up and out. You can see her tufted paws.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I remember earlier times on Blue Sky... Hog on main, lots of mutual aid, posting books/art/movies daily. How about a #nocontext with #alttext photo challenge? Post a photo that you took, no downloads, no memes, no context. Be sure to include alt text, describe the photo without context.
A flooded intersection. There is a flowering bush in the left foreground. Mid ground right, there is an orange electric scooter parked in the water by a fire hydrant and a tree. In the background are 3 cars parked in the flooded street. There is a firefighter standing close to the closest parked car. His back is turned to the car and he is looking away from the car and down the street. The car is on fire.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
A text exchange
"Looks painful."

"I am so out of shape"
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
John Prine
John Prine sitting on a hay bale. He is wearing blue jeans and a blue shirt. The sleeves are rolled up to his elbows. A guitar is propped against the hay on the left.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Awesome #nokings dino at Union Station in #DC
A person in a golf dinosaur inflatable suit beside a person holding a sign that says " Crypto bribes for him , snam and Medicaid cuts for you"
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Depending on how you want to define him, Woody was OG Antifa back in the 40's... Even if we call him folk, he had a wide country streak in him.
A black and white photo of Woody Guthrie. He has a bowler hat on cocked back. Someone kept hair coming out from under it. Very serious look on his face. Long sleeve buttoned down straight shirt. He's playing a black guitar that's got a sticker on it that says this machine kills fascists.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Positive contact! #Deltron3030 killed it in DC yesterday night (late afternoon). They got a few dates left on the tour. Treat yourself and go. Don't miss this show. @delhiero.bsky.social @kidkoala.bsky.social
Del the Funky Homosapien on stage. He is wearing jeans and a long shirt and is holding is mic to his mouth with his right hand. Off to the left is Dan The Automator playing one of his drum machines.Deltron 3030 on stage. On the right is Kid Koala on turntables, Del on the mic in the middle, Dan the Automator on the left on drum machines.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
May (2002)
But a movie poster for the film. May. The starring character is prominently featured. She has long dark hair makeup that makes her eyes look sunken in and vivid red lipstick. There is a Halo of scissors surrounding her head.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Super niche but Bokeem Woodbine as Mike Milligan in Fargo
A split image from a scene in the TV show Fargo. The top image has a Caucasian male presenting person in a green turtle neck, with brown hair standing in front of a Nazi eagle flag. There is a quote "uh ... It's America brother. We don't do kings".

The bottom image is Bokeen Woodbien's character Mike Milligan responding. He is in a brown suit with a string tie. There is a quote " oh. We do. We do. We just call them something else."
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Since Oddworld was taken... Unravel
Two animated plushies made out of string. They are connected by knotted string. The blue one is on the right. The blue one has two horns and is rappelling down a hill using the connected string. The left one is red and has three horns. The left one is holding the string for the right one.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Kabob Likes: naps, Cheetos, quiet, sleeping in my lap Dislikes: noise, motion, other people, dogs, other cats, the vacuum, pots, pans, cooking sounds, alarms, cars, nail trimmers, the box, the vet, the outside, the basement, the 2nd floor, music, tv, bananas
A tortoise shell cat. She is sitting up looking very distrustful at me.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Ron Pearlman's finest movie... The Ice Pirates
Movie poster for "The Ice Pirates"

It is a montage of images. Prominent and center are 3 people standing with a giant moon in the back ground. The guy in the center has a flashing gun, the guy on the left is holding a sword, the lady on the right is just there. In a circle to the right are two aliens. Below them is an alien being chased by two people being chased by a dystopian desert tractor.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Same energy!
Tom Morello holding his iconic blue "Arm the Homeless" guitar. He is wearing a gray baseball hat, a gray short sleeve work shirt his right arm is in the air his left hand on the fret board.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I find no fault with the idea that Eldritch horrors are hyping sports ball teams. May I present Exhibit P.
The Philly Phanatic. A green furry monster with a baseball jersey on. Looks like HP Lovecraft shat out a hype man for a sports team.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Since Charlize Theron got a mention already... Michelle Yeoh. Everything I have seen her in I have totally enjoyed.
Michelle Yeoh. She has long brown hair, worn down, and is smiling. She is wearing a white shirt, and a dangling earring is visible from the left ear.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Kabob looking all serious.
A tortie cat sitting on a white rug.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Awwww shit...
George Bush standing behind a lectern on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier. Giving a thumbs up behind him is a banner that says mission accomplished
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Félix "Mountain Time" Bautista sealed the deal. O's 3 - Mets 1 #orioles
Orioles closing pitcher, Félix Bautista, standing on the mound, getting ready to pitch.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
This is about what I would expect considering that this was a thing...
J6 rioter and insurrectionist wearing a Camp Auschwitz hoody.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
What is your favorite flavor of pickle and why is it bread and butter? #pickles #breadandbutter
Jars of bread and butter pickles sitting on a kitchen towel against a brown backsplash. They a cooling after having come out of a hot water bath.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
A picture of Frank Zappa's face. He has a very serious look. His hair is black. He has a black mustache. He has a black soul patch. There's a quote beneath his face that says" tax the fuck out of the churches"
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
My new shirt from @cola.baby just arrived. The shirt and print are high quality. Will be proud to rock this on the East Coast! Thank you!
A charcoal colored shirt, graphic t-shirt lettering that says be the change and a picture of an explosion on a street. Most likely some sort of car bomb.
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Coffee is life @cryptrocket.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Same energy
 George Bush standing in front of a podium on the flight deck of the USS Lincoln. There is a banner on the control tower behind him that says "mission accomplished"... The mission was not accomplished.
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