Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What's interesting is that sometimes you get to wake up in the arms of a beautiful woman. 210417
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Like not just coping with the internal and fatal flaws of Christianity as an institution and theology, but coping with the world. Coping with suffering through selfless acts of love. Coping with the humiliating non-existience of God. 0220
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Its interesting to read BK as partially D struggling with atheism and trying to reject it. The idea of Alyosha's kiss being --in every register of the term-- cope. 1210
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have problems with Dostoyevsky's religious conservatism of course but Brothers Karamazov is finally kinda sinking in for me. Like, Joyce considered it one of his favorite books and Harold/Stephen is very Dmitri/Ivan. 1310
Reposted by AkephallusYour Pal, Siel is going to MAGFest '27 @sieldotcom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me to the officer as I'm trying to grab his firearm. 0403145
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026September followed by October? Wow, how original. 0404
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm ngl I pogged when I leaned Pocket Deadlock is also a tall dark haired they/them. There are dozens of us! Dozens! 3694
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We are live. Who Up Surgin www.twitch.tv/cryptotheismtwitch.tvcryptotheism - Live on TwitchWho Up Surging | Streaming the surge. 011
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Losing a game of TF2 took maybe 3 minutes. Losing at a MOBA takes 45. 2856
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Darling you simply must help me, I can't make heads or tails of this delightful little blue dog or her wonderful little clues 210130
Reposted by Akephallusdante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Furry art, years and years after the largest recorded solar flare. 116442
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Girl who has never seen a broom: And you are using this animal to steal my crumbs? 28626
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey man I know my uncle can lay eggs like Yoshi and throw them to solve problems, but he's like, sensitive about it. You really shouldn't have brought it up. You should apologize. 014958
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Friend: I guess fuck sloops, marry caravels, kill- Me: Oh real quick, I just someone swear an oath against you. Friend: White? Me: White male oath yes. 2428
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Miquella would tell you not to get the surgery. And he would call you brave. 1655
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Victorian Urchin: Oi Mx, I worked me little fingers to the bone but got two vapes and an iphone six Me: Well done chauncey, you get an extra hour of Angry Video Game Nerd this week. Victorian Urchin: (reaching for a hidden dagger) Only an hour? 07626
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The fact that boss Stance doesn't decay means there is little incentive to actually hit them with your weapon. The best way to beat many encounters is to stand completely still and parry. 0200
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can't help but feel that something was lost between Mortal Shell 1 and 2. The new game lacks the jank of its predecessor, but also much of its creative spark. The first game has so many interesting design choices that feel sidelined in favor of an inferior sekiro parry. 1230
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I went to see a puppet show in the park and it was so hot I had a POTS flare up and nearly fainted. There was also a guy dressed like a Homestuck character in the audience. 0582
Reposted by Akephallus2008gayguy.bsky.social @2008gayguy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024lady gaga... just found out about her! 2615244
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Clements has this ability to pull of incredibly impressive literary manuvers while making it appear effortless. Everything has a little wink and nod to the astute reader. Seriously impressive stuff. 0520
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ngl I think it's safe to call Adventures of Huck Finn underrated. This books reputation as required reading sandbags how fantastic it actually is. It should be discussed in the same weight class as Moby Dick. 2936
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I went from M underwear to XL in the space of 6 months. I had to re-purchase half my wardrobe. 040
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Should I put this thing in a big slingshot and shot it into space 912119
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If I was sexually kicked into quicksand I would smirk bc I know it's not like cartoons. 110122
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hitting a cart? (Face darkens) Like the bandits that have been plaguing my trade routes? 110635
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026(Sloshes my wine goblet) Tell me more of this bad video game. 618269
Reposted by AkephallusAkephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026WE ARE LIVE WITH THE SURGE www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism 0262
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My recent move to Da Big City has made me 10x more social and thus 10x less intersted in Posting. I feel like I am able to put more of my energy into my actual important work. 3901
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[guy in a labcoat showing rapidly me photos] Lives in a hell of their own creation. Hell of their own creation. Hell of their own creation. Well adjusted. Hell of their own creation. Well adjusted but is currently creating their own special hell. Hell of their own creation. 118658
Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ready for a fun night out? Friend: Before the uber gets here, how is the blade of damocles hanging? Do I look doomed? Doomed as fuck! Girl it will fallllll. 110432
Reposted by AkephallusUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you* 332088612