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Akephallus

@cryptotheism.bsky.social
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I study western esotericism for a living "they're like the Bill Nye of the occult" -Alfed Einstein

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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 12h
Better kill me in one hit. Better make it hurt.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They did bottom surgery on a puppet
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's interesting is that sometimes you get to wake up in the arms of a beautiful woman.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Toys are a solved problem
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like not just coping with the internal and fatal flaws of Christianity as an institution and theology, but coping with the world. Coping with suffering through selfless acts of love. Coping with the humiliating non-existience of God.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Its interesting to read BK as partially D struggling with atheism and trying to reject it. The idea of Alyosha's kiss being --in every register of the term-- cope.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have problems with Dostoyevsky's religious conservatism of course but Brothers Karamazov is finally kinda sinking in for me. Like, Joyce considered it one of his favorite books and Harold/Stephen is very Dmitri/Ivan.
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Your Pal, Siel is going to MAGFest '27 @sieldotcom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me to the officer as I'm trying to grab his firearm.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean average sized things
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
September followed by October? Wow, how original.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is necessary.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm ngl I pogged when I leaned Pocket Deadlock is also a tall dark haired they/them. There are dozens of us! Dozens!
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We are live. Who Up Surgin www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism
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Who Up Surging | Streaming the surge.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is why TF2 will always be a superior game.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Losing a game of TF2 took maybe 3 minutes. Losing at a MOBA takes 45.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Darling you simply must help me, I can't make heads or tails of this delightful little blue dog or her wonderful little clues
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You get a pool full of liquor And you dive in
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Headache Parry
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dante🫐 @funpuddle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Furry art, years and years after the largest recorded solar flare.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Girl who has never seen a broom: And you are using this animal to steal my crumbs?
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey man I know my uncle can lay eggs like Yoshi and throw them to solve problems, but he's like, sensitive about it. You really shouldn't have brought it up. You should apologize.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Friend: I guess fuck sloops, marry caravels, kill- Me: Oh real quick, I just someone swear an oath against you. Friend: White? Me: White male oath yes.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you consider a new worldview
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Miquella would tell you not to get the surgery. And he would call you brave.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Baroque 2007 is such an enthralling experience
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi. I'm gonna stream Baroque (2007)
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Victorian Urchin: Oi Mx, I worked me little fingers to the bone but got two vapes and an iphone six Me: Well done chauncey, you get an extra hour of Angry Video Game Nerd this week. Victorian Urchin: (reaching for a hidden dagger) Only an hour?
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fact that boss Stance doesn't decay means there is little incentive to actually hit them with your weapon. The best way to beat many encounters is to stand completely still and parry.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't help but feel that something was lost between Mortal Shell 1 and 2. The new game lacks the jank of its predecessor, but also much of its creative spark. The first game has so many interesting design choices that feel sidelined in favor of an inferior sekiro parry.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NTA
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I went to see a puppet show in the park and it was so hot I had a POTS flare up and nearly fainted. There was also a guy dressed like a Homestuck character in the audience.
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2008gayguy.bsky.social @2008gayguy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
lady gaga... just found out about her!
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clements has this ability to pull of incredibly impressive literary manuvers while making it appear effortless. Everything has a little wink and nod to the astute reader. Seriously impressive stuff.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ngl I think it's safe to call Adventures of Huck Finn underrated. This books reputation as required reading sandbags how fantastic it actually is. It should be discussed in the same weight class as Moby Dick.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I went from M underwear to XL in the space of 6 months. I had to re-purchase half my wardrobe.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sex gifs
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Should I put this thing in a big slingshot and shot it into space
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I was sexually kicked into quicksand I would smirk bc I know it's not like cartoons.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hitting a cart? (Face darkens) Like the bandits that have been plaguing my trade routes?
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Sloshes my wine goblet) Tell me more of this bad video game.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WE ARE LIVE WITH THE SURGE www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It looks perfect 🤤
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The left and right hand paths to Posting
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My recent move to Da Big City has made me 10x more social and thus 10x less intersted in Posting. I feel like I am able to put more of my energy into my actual important work.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[guy in a labcoat showing rapidly me photos] Lives in a hell of their own creation. Hell of their own creation. Hell of their own creation. Well adjusted. Hell of their own creation. Well adjusted but is currently creating their own special hell. Hell of their own creation.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ready for a fun night out? Friend: Before the uber gets here, how is the blade of damocles hanging? Do I look doomed? Doomed as fuck! Girl it will fallllll.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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