Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Apparently our dishwasher is into Olympic weightlifting. 010
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Spent four nights camping in the gorgeous mountains, just the two of us. 020
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026With some regret, I'm back. There's something peaceful about the treeless environment that no woodland has ever matched for me. 110
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Oh yeah. That's the shit. See you in five days. 120
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This conversation chart seems to have surprisingly major implications for mathematics. 120
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Only if you don't try hard enough. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrik_... 020
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 15/05/2026They have strong opinions on open source licenses here. 1100
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Yes yes, teaching them how to deal with the experience. 110
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 22/03/2026German news may have just figured out the super secret business model of oil companies. 120
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I was kind of hoping this would catch on, alas... 110
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Maybe I should reconsider my career in cake decorating. 🤔 120
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Azerbaijan could do something very funny right now. 120
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Paperback books are called Taschenbuch in German. Literally "pocket book". I don't think my pockets are large enough. 030
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 25/02/2026So if I'm reading these exam regulations correctly, only women need to be qualified to act as an observer. Men just need to exist. Seems unintentionally on brand for academia I guess. 010
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I'm sorry, but what? People want authors to be blocked from submitting because they had a paper rejected? That's insane. 120
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Imagine you have the following function and want to give it a good name that tells the reader what it does. What would that name be? So far the super serious contenders are "🌱" because we're planting m at position i, or "💉" because m is being injected at position i. 100
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 21/01/2026"Vergewaltiger rechnet mit Lösung im Geschlechtsverkehr-Streit" 000
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 14/01/2026The Bundeswehr always deploys in baker's dozens. 010
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 13/01/2026So a question for people working on subways? Construction? My daughter wants to know what these scribbles on the wall of the subway tunnel shortly before Essen Main Station, approaching from the south might mean. 112
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Apparently Lego at some point shittified their cables. The ones from the early nineties are perfectly fine. The ones from the late nineties look like this. 120
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Beautiful, it "works" now. Except that the train is apparently composed of 100% first class coaches and consists of coaches 1 through 15. My seat reservation is in second class in coach 18. 🤔 110
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Say what you will about Deutsche Bahn, but they usually manage to label their coaches. Top notch DSB! 120
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Every time I see this, I have to wonder how many people got stranded before they added the sign. 200
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Hamburg! And only 10 minutes late. Now it's up to DSB to disappoint me. 100
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 28/11/2025On my way to Aarhus. We'll see what delightful adventures the rail system has in store for us today. 190
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025First session of baking Christmas cookies ✅ 040
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Apparently a few cars need to enter the parking structure for it to be empty. 040
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Sometimes you just have to admit that you wouldn't be any good at running a successful tradwife channel. Smells heavenly though. 130
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Very helpful. 👍 I mean telling me *what* I need to do would be even more helpful, but you know. 🤷♂️ Anyway, apparently I no longer have access to my emails on my phone. Well, we had a good run. 020
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I have to wonder by what distance metric that's "near me". 110
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Well that's working perfectly Strava. I always wanted the route to 2cm offset from where I'm drawing. 020
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Filetting the fish went about as well as could be expected. 110
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 17/07/2025They keep adding more and more signs, as if that's going to stop people. 270
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Requesting a visual inspection of the local hummus @nadim.computer 110
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Well, fuck me. Almost to the day one year after I ran 5k for the first time in my life. duisburg.r.mikatiming.de/2025/?conten... 7250
Nils Fleischhacker @cryptomaeher.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Some (as of yet unknown) species has earned my undying hatred. 110