Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026That New Yorker article about the Mutter and what could be very generously called its provenance issues was eye-opening. 000
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 27/02/2026inb4 someone tries to say Salazzle is an amphibian 000
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Bounsweet -> Steenee -> Tsareena I can absolutely see you with a lil Bounsweet partner just bouncing along behind you 130
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Every time I see Lukianoff (et al) I find myself channeling Bender: 000
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 16/06/2025bsky: *passionately arguing over whether or not you should mask up during a protest* me: 1113
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Thank you to everyone for another great year of MMM. I've got to get back to my full-time job of being a spooky little guy, and Stephen the Paca starts college in the fall, so we're very excited about that. Keep it creepy, y'all! #2025MMM 070
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I'm all in on #TeamPolarBear now. We can't let the cats have three championships before the bears have two. It's restoring balance, or something. #2025MMM #SecondBearkfast 0101
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 01/04/2025To all the MMM fans waiting for the finale...I hope this was something to TIDE you over! #2025MMM 0112
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Now that's what I call a face-off! #2025MMM 070
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 28/03/2025We already had a potato-shaped bear in the bracket but it got #Durgaviched #2025MMM 181
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Since I'm a free agent, #StephenThePaca gets to pick who we're rooting for in the #FinalRoar. ...Stephen likes the tree. #TeamGinkgo #2025MMM 091
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Hear me out...bear vs bear finale and the winner is the one that's much much smaller and looks like this #MostRelatableBear #2025MMM 150
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Is it a #CatScandal that the puma is...sleeping his way to the top? #2025MMM 171
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Well, kiddies, sometimes that's the way it goes. Your old pal the Crypt Keeper lost a champion this week, but I also found a family. Now if you'll excuse me, it's bedtime for Stephen. #2025MMM 070
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Hiya creeps! Everyone say hello to Stephen, he's gonna be staying with me for a while #2025MMM 1110
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 14/03/2025That telson about to be like #2025MMM 0110
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 14/03/2025[This Mudskipper spitting versus Coelacanth swallowing joke has been redacted due to inappropriateness for this timeslot.] #2025MMM 061
Crypt-Keeper Wasp @cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Hiya, creeps! Here in the Crypt of Terror* we're supporting a contestant known for its extreme efficiency at sending mortals to meet their maker. It's the Widowmaker, the bracket-breaker, the Black Death itself, #TeamCapeBuffalo #Moo-derSheWrote #2025MMM *it's a newly renovated oak gall 060
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