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Cryptids of Asura

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Funny names from the Asura server.

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Larx Arcanum @larxarcanum.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Alright pack it up it's illegal to be gay again

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Cryptids #??? and #???: Swampass and Jimmyjhon

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a galka named Swampass and a hume named Jimmyjhon

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

whenever i see one of these shouts i immediately think of bubbly bernie title run

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Not all who Juander are lost.

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an Elvaan named Juander, wearing Red Mage Empyrean Armor

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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

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ffxi screenshot of a tarutaru named 'poopooman'

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Holy mackerel!

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a bazaar with a Scroll of Holy and a Mackerel for sale for maximum gil. Together these read as "Holy Mackerel."

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Cryptid #???: Randylayhey The shirtless lockstyle is a nice touch

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Not a name just a funny shout

Screenshot of Yell chat in Final Fantasy XI featuring a message stating "Bubbly Bernie title run Do you need it? need R25 Veteran tank, healer kitten, 2 Prime DPS, BRD" this is a reference to Bubble Bernie, a well-known low-level Notorious Monster and the idea that typical pick-up groups will have exceedingly high gear requirements for content that really doesn't need it.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

☝️😀Um actually that is not a Starship that is a Loporrit

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV featuring a a player character Roegadyn standing next to a Loporrit named "Cruisingway" whose title appears to be "Starship" suggesting the NPC takes you to a starship, but it reads as if the Loporrit was the actual starship

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Cryptid #???: Kefkaesque

Cropped screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru named "Kefkaesque", a portmanteau of the word "Kafkaesque" and the name "Kefka" from Final Fantasy VI. The tarutaru is wearing a green poroggo robe and the archduke shield.

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Leather 🔝 @handle.invalid · 06/02/2025

I'm only playing FFXI to add to my collection of funny names, introducing Dabbinwax

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

More like the GEO BRD COR strat

The "Always Has Been" meme template, showing a world with superimposed text that reads "SB spam, SMNburn/AFAC, solo 4-step, TPburn, ranged strat, Manaburn" with the center astronaut asking "Wait, it's all GEO, COR, BRD?" with the astronaut on the right stating "Always has been"

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山生 @yamaotkr.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

This is not a political account so I'm sorry but god imagine naming your character after Trump. A step beyond putting trump cards up for sale in shops and declaring support in bazaar comments. This is what you've decided to brand your image with. Hope you get banned for RMTing MLs.

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an in-game search result featuring a character name "Trumpftw", or "Trump for the win"

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

No good names on Asura lately so have a crossover post from FFXIV novice network

Screenshot from Final Fantasy XI featuring a character named "Glorp Slorpin" in Novice Network stating "the first rule of gun safety is to HAVE FUN"

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Can't believe Final Fantasy got me collecting another crystal who could have seen it comin

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an inventory window with 2 different kinds of crystals, a dark one called "Swart Astral Detritus" and a light one called "Shard of Bravery"

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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

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ffxi char named Goodgirth

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I didn't realize the autotranslate function was named after someone

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru names "Autotranslate"

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Taylorhaste

Cropped screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a blonde hume named "Taylorhaste". She is wearing a red crown, and the hume F gilet outfit.

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

impressive that this name is even allowed

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

What exactly IS a staunch onion?

Screenshot of Final Fantast XI featuring a tarutaru wearing the spriggan outfit named "Staunchonion"

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Pokemon GO to the Auction House

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a tarutaru in Ru'Lude Gardens near the Auction House named "Pokemongo", a refence to the game "Pokemon Go". The tarutaru has blonde hair and level 1 tarutaru RSE.

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

If the hair fits Cabbagechan

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru with green hair named "Cabbagechan", she is wearing an opo-opo crown and the novennial suit.

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FFXI names @xinames.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Final Fantasy 11 tarutaru named "Jo momma" and Galka "Jo Daddy"

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Man, this just makes me want actual tres leches

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a mithra names "Tresleches", a reference to the food "tres leches cake". The mithra is wearing the SCH hat and body with strappy sandal type shoes.

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

We need normal names around as well, otherwise weird names wouldn't be weird :)

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Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Check out my spicy🌶️ site 👇

A screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a Mithra named "Onlyfangs", a portmanteau of "Onlyfans" and "fangs", referring to the character being a mithra and having fangs. The mithra is wearing the white and blue two-piece swimsuit set with a corsage in her hair.

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

so hungry I could go for a

screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a tarutaru named "Hammoncheese", resembling the food "Ham and cheese", the tarutaru is wearing ebon attire set with a beret.

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Cryptid Entry #?? Thepoopsmith

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a galka dragoon named "Thepoopsmith". He is wearing the drachen helm and hands with gleti's body and the prime spear.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Just did a little tidying up is all.

The 2-panel "Homer Back Fat" meme template. In the first panel, an empty inventory is displayed with the text "Inventory problems aren't that bad in FFXI". The second panel displays numerous other inventories that are full plus a subscription to 5 additional mog wardrobes and 2 mule characters.

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

only ever seen this guy dead in town so I guess he's living up to his name. Bloodbag.

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a hume wearing the adaman heavy armor named Bloodbag. Bloodbag is dead in Mhaura.

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FFXI names @xinames.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

A group of Final Fantasy 11 tarutaru named "Fedex man" and "Mailman"

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Well, the name fits I suppose. Guccishirt

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a mithra named "Guccishirt", the mithra is wearing red glasses and an orange t-shirt lockstyle.

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Whenever I see this guy afk in Mhaura it makes me think of Chainsaw Man.

Cropped panel of Chainsaw Man, featuring a character named Cosmo, uttering her only known phrase "Halloweeeen!". She is a zombie and as such her brain is exposed, one eye is falling out of her head and she is nude.

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Happy first of Halloween month, are you as ready as this guy?

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an elvaan named "Halloweeeeeen". He is wearing Karagoz hat and body which are orange and black and resemble a jester's outfit with a Libra Subligar (or similar subligar), which resemble white briefs style underwear.

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FFXI names @xinames.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Submission #FFXI

A Final Fantasy 11 Hyur named "Bust slider please"

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Is this THE Warrenbuffet on FFXI? Sources say probably not which tbh is fine

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru named Warrenbuffet sitting on a basic chair in a blue poroggo robe

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Instacart available now in new regions near you like the Greater Jeuno area. Click to find out more.

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru named Instacart. He is wearing full Inyanga Attire. Location is Port Jeuno.

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FFXI names @xinames.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

A Final Fantasy 11 tarutaru named "Bigg mann"

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I got the biscuits where's the

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a galka named "Galkagravy" the galka is wearing valorous armor and no pants.

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Cryptid #5 maybe our first Canadian entry Milkinabag

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a mithra named "Milkinabag" standing in BRD AF hat, mousai manteel body ad AF pants and shoes. The character is glowing purple, the Prime weapon particle effect.

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Cryptid #4 Stompmndnutz

Screenshot of Final fantasy XI featuring a hume named "Stompmndnutz". He is wearing a feathered crown, no shirt with shoulder tattoos and leather kecks.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

'We have X at home" meme template, that reads
"Can we stop and get some Haurchefant?
Mom: We have Haurchefant at home
Haurchefant at home: a screenshot of Herchambaut, and elvaan NPC in Final Fantasy XI

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Cryptid #3 Shopvac

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an elvaan named "Shopvac". The elvaan is wearing a white leather robe and the Oposhoro Prime Weapon

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Cryptid of Asura #2 Bumsneeze

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru named "Bumsneeze"/ The tarutaru is wearing a chocobo Masque and robes

Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Cryptid #1 Diabeanis

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a sitting tarutaru named "Diabeanis"