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Hailey

@cryptidonstrike.bsky.social

90 followers 37 following 133 posts

Not petty bourgeois, just petty

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I guess bro

Screenshot of a headline from the website "Futurism". It reads: "Engineer Says It's Time to Rebuild the Twin Towers as Giant Data Centers With Anti-Aircraft Lasers..." the rest of the headline is cut off.

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

You can take way better pictures of critters and creatures with technology that is widely available! I took this picture of a dragonfly with my cell phone!

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I am now entering what historians refer to as

A hanging sign labeled "cool zone" with an arrow.

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Crudely drawn meme of a woman saying "waow" as if concerned, but her thought bubble is nothing but the word "based" repeated over and over

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 10/04/2024

👍

A text message to the user's mom that reads "Got my donation slip. Time to knowingly defraud the United States government". The text has a thumbs-up react on it.

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 08/04/2024

Neat

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

This is the worst day of my life

An assembled 1000 piece puzzle with only 999 pieces

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 31/01/2024

Finally tried the Panera lemonade that kills you and like I get it now

A Panera Bread cup filled with Strawberry Lemon Mint Charged Lemonade, a thing that allegedly kills people

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 26/01/2024

Let's GOOOOOO

A copy of the book "The Good Die Young: The Verdict on Henry Kissinger"

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

This has been in my pantry for years. It's finally time

A bottle of sparkling cider with "Kissinger" written on it

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

A photo of the food from Fyre Fest; a Styrofoam container with sad-looking sandwich ingredients

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

gm 💕

A Transverse Ladybird, which is a type of ladybug with particularly oval-shaped spots. I found it outside next to a stick. (The stick is also pictured)

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 16/07/2023

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

The city of Whiterun from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 16/07/2023

I decided to treat myself today since it’s my last Saturday off for the foreseeable future, and besties look what I found when hunting for pins for my lab coat 🥹

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

The painting “Venus and an Organist and a Little Dog” by the Italian artist Titian. In the painting, Venus is naked and reclining.

A photo of the fattest cat you’ve ever seen. He is white with a few orange markings. The way he is reclined on the concrete is oddly reminiscent of a Renaissance painting.

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

a picture on your phone with your energy. not a selfie

A picture of a hamster wearing pink sunglasses and sitting in a pink toy car. The image is covered in sparkles and is captioned “the horrors persist, but so do I”

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

Well, if it works:

A picture of a chickadee, which is not a tit, but is in the same family as tits, which should be close enough to make the joke work honestly

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 25/06/2023

Everyone please please please look at this picture I took of a dragonfly, it’s the best picture I have ever taken and I am so proud of it and I would like you all to see his goofy face www.inaturalist.org/observations/16…

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 25/06/2023

this is how I post

A clueless, happy dog typing on a laptop while the apocalypse happens around them

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 22/06/2023

I audibly went “oh nooooo” because the rock is right next to the plants, so it felt like I unknowingly captured a photo of a hitman in progress lmao

A screenshot from the nature-documenting app iNaturalist highlighting that the user saw two different types of bumble bee and then a bug called a “mountain bee assassin”

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 15/06/2023

Godspeed, little buddy! Be free and stay out of my pantry in the future please ❤️

A mouse launching itself off of a humane trap outside and running away

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 12/06/2023

This review of a pair of safety goggles unironically influenced my decision to purchase them. It was too compelling to ignore

A screenshot of a 5 star Amazon review from a user named “Mom” that says “I feel like a pimp.”

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 10/06/2023

Your girl’s built like Spongebob, so no

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Hailey @cryptidonstrike.bsky.social · 09/06/2023

Bet you wouldn’t have doubted me if you knew I was going to come into this website swinging with something as powerful as THIS

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