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Nico

@cryptidcrochet.bsky.social
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Unsure what I am doing. Prepare for nothing.

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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 1h
Data centers everywhere. And more going up closer to Lake Michigan.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Turkey SPAMwich!
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want the confidence of Fred from Mystery Incorporated but with a little more self awareness. Just a little.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If cats didn’t domesticate themselves then explain the meow in homeowner
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Back to listening to podcasts at work! Except skipping a few episodes of one because those episodes are not ‘work and have a good time’ episodes. They are ‘cry because humanity’ episodes. Statistically they only love 40% of fans, so I guess that’s these episodes.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Anyone else annoyed that you can’t get a newer car without a weird tablet in it? It’s very hard to find cars/SUVS newer than 2020 that don’t have a built in tablet.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Dungeon Crawler Carl. Book one, done. Thank you, Libby App!
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
‘It’s like the Mormonism of Furrydom’ @iwriteok.bsky.social dude sometimes relistening to old episodes bring back some amazing one liners. The Zizians episodes.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Finally nice enough that I’m not too hot or too cold.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It’s weird but cute… I think?
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Crocheted some sleeves. Took me about 12 hours total!
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The customer is always right. Right in your face where you don't want 'em! Haha but seriously folks I don't want to talk to those people.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
@iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social re-listening to the last Shapiro book episode and the ads are about playing cornhole. Probably best case scenario for a weird ad.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
While understandable and makes logical sense, the loss of @knowledgefight.bsky.social hits hard. Thank you for your work and your fun. I hope your tattoos are amazing and your road trips are more wacky but on the fun not dark side.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
When you are sick but the main symptom is fatigue so bad that your body thinks it is asleep while you are actively doing things. S
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
We got the urge to start spring cleaning. You can do so much with those organizing bins for kids toys.
Picture is of a toy organizer style bin set up. It is white and has large and small rectangular bins. The bins are filled with various bathroom supplies instead of toys.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Talking to adults at work? No problem. Presenting something to a bunch of younger elementary school kids? Terrifying,
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 21/03/2026
THREAD: Cherise Doyley was in her 12th hour of contractions at the hospital when a tablet was brought to her bedside. On the screen was a Zoom call with a judge and several lawyers and doctors. She was in court, a nurse told her. The reason? For failing to agree to a C-section.
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Emmy but SCARY!!!👻 @tetrabunz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
#mar10day
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
History is written by the Victors. Philosophy is written by the Garys. Lucy writes all the religious stuff.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I brought googly eyes to work
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/03/2026
Dark times call for reckless purchases. store.theonion.com/products/congres…
'Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice' Front Page T-Shirt
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Watching the live action Little Mermaid for the first time. I like Ariel. But the CGI and Ursula’s makeup are just odd. Definitely learned how much drag makeup makes a difference vs 80s looking makeup.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Watching Behind The Bastards in Netflix. This is such a weird experience when I have never seen what any of these people look like previously.
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Serge Broom @sergebroom.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Crochet community, anyone have a pattern for a Chuyin doll this is in American English measurements? There is a pattern I want to buy but I would have to translate and want to see if there are other options first before I buy it. #crochet #chuyin
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
School dance for elementary school kids… my ears may not recover. They REALLY wanted to get those high notes.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
What’s going on with the daycares in Minneapolis?
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Football fans crack me up. We have a Packers fan who won anEagles jacket and he looked like someone insulted his wife. He is planning on selling it.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
This is the only time of year I go overboard on pretty much anything but sunblock. Or alcohol.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
When you alternate between the most awful people in history (Behind the Bastards) to two men discussing the Zombies movies (Gamfully Unemployed), sometimes you even forget the hosts have been on each other’s podcasts. #behindthebastards #gamefullyunemployed
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Liz Gotauco @cosbrarian.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
GET THE AI OUT OF THE GIF MENU. IF YOU DON'T BOTHER TO PUT IN THE EFFORT TO FIND THE PERFECT GIF FOR ME EVEN IF IT MEANS SCROLLING FOR 45 FUCKING SECONDS, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO OWN A PHONE WITH INTERNET ACCESS, GOD DAMN IT.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
@iwriteok.bsky.social my entire workday was the various episodes of Shapiro’s terrible books being read at Behind the Bastards. Thank you for the entertainment while I work!
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
For those using WIC , some cool resources to use!
wicworks.fns.usda.gov
Recipes, Cookbooks and Recipe Videos
Are you looking for ways to help your WIC participants get the most out of their food packages? Check out these healthy, budget-friendly recipes and ways to use seasonal fruits and vegetables.For reci...
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I just learned Wikipedia has merch.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
@knowledgefight.bsky.social HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEWS?!?!
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Trying to learn how to read tabs. Because reading music for guitar means nothing if I don’t get what chords are what.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Back at it crocheting! Yes, they are not exactly the same. Free-handing things doesn’t always end up 100%
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Listening to the newer School House Rock remakes… I think I would have enjoyed them better if I didn’t know the originals.
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Aerithgirl @aerithgirl.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Walking stick bug!
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The bananas in pyjamas were basically mascots.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Do kids still have imaginary friends?
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Thanks, meh.com
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Aerithgirl @aerithgirl.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Octonauts is kids’ SeaQuest.
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Nico @cryptidcrochet.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Actually this show has so many strong characters. I’m rewatching SeaQuest btw.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Trump said in an interview today that he wasn’t sure if everyone on American soil is entitled to due process, despite clear constitutional guarantees.
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