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Mothma'am

@cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
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Local Queer Cryptid Elder Millennial she/her #Pittsburgh Fix your hearts or die. 🩷💛🩵 ♓♓♏ www.instagram.com/dupweeeee?igsh=MT…

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 21h
Today my mom turned 72. I made birthday monkey bread. 🎉
Close up of traditional cinnamon-sugar monkey bread freshly flipped from a bundt pan
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pleased to report that the only side effects I have had from the new covid vax is a little arm soreness. I kept myself very hydrated, took a Zyrtec about an hour before my appointment, and some ibuprofen about an hour after.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was over towards Shaler area. They were more sporadic 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just me & my emotional support gourd wagon.
Metal wagon full of a variety of orange, yellow, white, green stripey, pumpkins from Our Neighborhood Farmstead
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Am I missing something? What's with the fireworks?
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Phew. GUINS WIN
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Big Daddy Yes
Alt: Big Daddy kid saying "the game is called I win"
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yikes #letsgopens 😬
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Less Hoffman family, pls Penguins broadcast
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Apparently this is the only Ben Kindel gif on the bluesky
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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kindy bday
Alt: kindy bday
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Chris Farley as Tommy Boy: Tommy Likey!
Alt: Chris Farley as Tommy Boy: Tommy Likey!
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sam I am, bay-bee. #letsgopens
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Taps sign. 👉🏻
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Evgeni Malkin: Another Day At The Office
Alt: Evgeni Malkin: Another Day At The Office
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
66!
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As Sidney Crosby has gotten older, I love that he's been letting his weirdo goof side slip out more & more.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ITTTTTTTTTTTTTS A HOCKEY NIGHT IN PITTSBURGGGGGGGHHHH
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A marshmallow pumpkin shaken espresso counts as a meal.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Currently waiting for my Covid vax at a CVS. Do yourself a favor and schedule your appointment. Many people coming in for walk ins & the wait time is over an hour. Also thank you for getting vaccinated and keeping our communities safe!
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's October 3rd.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you get the chance to see Maggie Rose live, do it. Wow.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I said the same thing 😆.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yessssssss
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It looks great! Will there be stickers?
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Delayed cause I fell asleep. Chili goal! GUINS WIN.
Image of a vintage Wendy's ad advertising free chili when the Pittsburgh Penguins score 7 goals
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A shorty 🤣. With that, imma let the benadryl hat man take me away. Go Pens.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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And I Oop Meme Reaction
Alt: And I Oop Meme Reaction
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun fact: Flyers suck
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not so fun fact: Instagram is censoring posts and stories regarding the Cornell rapists.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Taps sign. 👉🏻
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Geno Malkin Shrugs in Penguins Jersey
Alt: Geno Malkin Shrugs in Penguins Jersey
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Koivu!
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1-0 good guys. #letsgopens
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I prefer the dress on Jodie but I think the dress on Julia would be feistier. I don't think you want to fuck with that glitter strap situation
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is the sound bad for everyone? NHL on TNT is a mistake.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Already want to throw this broadcast into the sun with the amount of sports betting trash
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Almost time. #letsgopens
Yellow water bottle with a shiny sticker from Double Hockey Stix that says "I just hope Geno is Score."
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getchu some goodies! www.evanlybakes.com
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Evanly Bakes
Evanly Bakes: Handcrafted baked goods made-to-order. Custom layer cakes, cupcakes, wedding cakes, pastries, pies, and more in the Tulsa area. Brownie/Blondie subscriptions shipped across the US.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In good news, local business owner and friend makes QVC debut & sells out of carrot cake jars while on air! Congratulations Evanly Bakes!! 💛💙
Image of a tv screen taken from a QVC broadcast with a close-up of Evan in a blue polka dot button down holding his carrot cake jar and a spoon with a bite of cake.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I slept for almost 12 hours. Ctrl alt del my immune system.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And I will always choose the bear I will always choose the wolves No matter what they do, they wouldn't blame my clothes. I would rather choose to die Let my body decompose 'Cause even when you're ash, they will never let you go. - Lilith Max
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't want men to protect me. I want them to stop protecting each other.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No peace for any of them ever again. Same for every single of them in that fucking chat or house that knew what was going on and chose silence.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm exhausted and fighting illness but I'd do this weekend all over again right now if I could.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😭😭😭
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like the ragweed & current cold strain have teamed up to murder me
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone else drowning in post nasal drip what the fuck
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The amount of small children without any kind of ear protection running around at a punk music festival was inexcusable this weekend.
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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pierce the Veil fans are somethin' 🫪
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