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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Today my mom turned 72. I made birthday monkey bread. 🎉

Close up of traditional cinnamon-sugar monkey bread freshly flipped from a bundt pan

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just me & my emotional support gourd wagon.

Metal wagon full of a variety of orange, yellow, white, green stripey, pumpkins from Our Neighborhood Farmstead

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Delayed cause I fell asleep. Chili goal! GUINS WIN.

Image of a vintage Wendy's ad advertising free chili when the Pittsburgh Penguins score 7 goals

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In good news, local business owner and friend makes QVC debut & sells out of carrot cake jars while on air! Congratulations Evanly Bakes!! 💛💙

Image of a tv screen taken from a QVC broadcast with a close-up of Evan in a blue polka dot button down holding his carrot cake jar and a spoon with a bite of cake.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm exhausted and fighting illness but I'd do this weekend all over again right now if I could.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Went to book my flu shot at CVS and updated Covid vaccines are available. Appointments for anyone 12 and under are not available yet, but soon.

Cartoon Image of a man's face. His eyes are squinting and he has a pencil thin mustache. He was once known as Pensblog Charlie. Text says "Do it".

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

We have a hallway Scrabble board at school and usually anything I put on it gets goofed with but this hasn't been touched yet. 🥹

A magnetic Scrabble board hung on wall with letter tiles that read "Don't Dream it Be it." from The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Made it there & back just as the storm rolled in. Blessed.

My hand holding a naked chicken chalupa from Taco Bell

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Some old white dude invited me to an island. Should I be worried?

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Show me your pet and what they're named after.

Boyd Crowder, the Irish Setter laying on a gray fuzzy couch with his face smushed and staring at the photo taker

Boyd Crowder played by Walton Goggins wearing a gray shirt and black vest standing in a church tent probably being charming and also threatening

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Post you from a different era. "You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke's on you, 'cause I'm not even a real blonde." 🃏❤️🖤

A selfie of me with extreme bleached (fried) blonde long hair, smirking with red lipstick. I'm wearing a choker necklace made from an antique key hole and a red & black scarf patterned to look like Harley Quinn's diamonds.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Bread for dinner? Bread for dinner.

2 sandwich halves (The Boyfriend & The Girlfriend) from Brothmonger and a slice of their tomato pie with a bite taken from it.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

In case you are having a day or a week or just *gestures at hellscape before us* here is a baby camel.

A baby camel sits with its legs tucked up and is curled up next to its mom. It looks like it has fur wheels and no neck. They don't have humps yet. I love this tiny fuzz car.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

A banana brulee latte & a few hours at the library ✨

Small round table at Northland Library with a to-go coffee cup from Commonplace Coffee and a novel, The Book of Magic by Alice Hoffman

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Post your last two brain cells.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I took a selfie in the style the kids are doing these days and I look like Stretch Armstrong. 🤣🤣🤣 So here's us at Mean Girls today.

I am standing in the middle of 3 friends and my arm looks extra stretched out and very silly holding my phone camera up. My friend Carrie is in cutie leopard print, Dixie is dressed as Janice and Anna is dressed as Damien from Mean Girls. We are at The Benedum standing in front of a Pittsburgh CLO backdrop.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Like go now and toggle it off.

Screenshot of Instagram settings under the Sharing and Reuse tab. Users need to toggle off the setting that allows any user to take your images or videos and turn them into AI trash slop. I beg of you to go and turn this setting off immediately.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

thank you! My girl can rarely let me get away with just color. I usually like to go easy after an intricate set. It was sad to say goodbye to her:

Image of rainbow pride nails with Jalapeno Hannah hand painted in the thumb and a small pierogi painted on the ring finger nail.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Yesterday's set was me wanting a Baja Blasty teal and Hilary wanting to fuck around with some new brushes & silver. I love when my industry pals trust me to experiment.

Close up of my left hand scrunched in a claw shape. My nails have been shortened and filed in a spicy almond shape. They are painted a bright teal color in reference to a Baja Blast. Index & middle finger nails have a milky marbling effect and some liquid silver abstractly painted that gives Terminator 2 vibes. Photo is tagged with IG username @daisybeautypgh and a text box that says "T-1000 Baja Blast".

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

On this 4th day of July I will be getting fresh claws then meeting friends for Triple Dippers at Chili's then going home to edibles and Wet Hot American Summer. 🫡

Image of Captain America's cake-like ass. Delish.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

It's the little things, like being the first in line for a new release at your local library. Can't wait to dive into this new @paultremblay.bsky.social .

Screenshot of my library holds telling me the new Dead but Dreaming of Electric Sheep by Paul Tremblay is available at the Shaler North Hills library

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Happy 100th Birthday to the Warhol Bridge. Yes, in Pittsburgh we have birthday parties for bridges 🌉. Allegheny County Executive Sara Innamorato introduces Dixie Surewood to lead the party goers with 🎶 Happy Birthday 🎶.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Sometimes under the AI garbage, Google still has jokes.

Screen shot of using Google to search for the TV show, Widow's Bay. Under the Did you mean section it reads: "the next Martha's Vineyard and definitely not cursed". Shows a photo of Matthew Rhys as town mayor sitting at a desk clutching a notebook.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Show me a pic that captures your essence.

Image of me in pink glasses & my hair pulled up into a half high ponytail. My hair is split dyed pink & dark brown. I am lovingly holding 5 colorful boba tea plushies I won at a Clawcade.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Heading back to Pittsburgh today. Can't wait to see this goob.

Boyd the Irish Setter laying on a gray couch on a fuzzy gray couch cover with his head on a blue pillow snuggling a big foot stuffed animal. His facial expression shows annoyance as he's over me taking his photo.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Happy Father's Day to my dad and his new children.

Image of a grassy yard with 5 baby rabbit kits exploring outside of their nest.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.

Image of my toes painted to look like hot dogs. I am wearing Taco Bell Crocs slides that are black & purple. If you looked at my feet you owe me $5.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Pens' reporter Hailey Hunter will not be returning to the broadcast team. Discovered this morning that she Doordashes a few times a week with her husband leaving bibles & notes about god with customers is absolutely weird & gross. Oh & they donate their tips to a Tim Tebow charity. Good riddance.

A screenshot from Hailey Hunter's Instagram account showing her writing religious notes to doordash customers without their knowledge or consent. They leave bibles with customers and donate their earnings to the Tim Tebow Foundation. Stop pushing your religion on other people.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

It was exactly what I needed/wanted.

Image of me holding a Buc-ee's sliced brisket sandwich with BBQ sauce & pickles in front of my steering wheel.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Not me front & center with my eyes closed. My eyeshadow looks great, tho. Thanks to the crew at 5801 for another fantastic opening Pride weekend party. Thanks to QBurgh & Ava Grace for the phenomenal photos!

Crowd outside of 5801 in Shadyside celebrating Pride with a gorgeous Drag Show hosted by Dixie Surewood with special guest Jimbo.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Feels good to see a racist shitbag's concert get cancelled and the queer joy went off without a hitch. HAPPY PRIDE, PITTSBURGH. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

My consistent library requests for as many @stephengrahamjones.com books as possible to add to our system is working. I am about halfway through and it's a perfectly unhinged collection of stories. I mutter wtf after like every other page 😆.

Image of a copy of Stephen Graham Jones' Zombie Sharks with Metal Teeth book borrowed from Northland Library sitting on an oversized mouse pad styled on the orange, black, and maroon geo carpet pattern from The Shining.

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