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@cryptid.dad
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Red @cryptid.dad · 16/09/2026
The minis from GG / Heck
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// angel ☢️ @angel.puppi.dog · 14/09/2026
Milkshake
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Red @cryptid.dad · 05/09/2026
pat ur pussy in an arbys bathroom girl
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ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ'ꜱ ᴅᴏɢ 🤍 on VGen! @moonrkgk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Red @cryptid.dad · 11/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf1U...
youtube.com
1 Hour Of “Sea Shanty2 RuneScape”
YouTube video by ben949
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Sable Pausch @sablepausch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Driving this bitch down the coast
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Red @cryptid.dad · 01/08/2026
Fuck it, Fibromyalgia. Best I can do.
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Red @cryptid.dad · 30/07/2026
It took me a whopping 15s
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Red @cryptid.dad · 30/07/2026
YESSSS
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Red @cryptid.dad · 30/07/2026
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Red @cryptid.dad · 29/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Assbrain Ass Brain
ALT: Assbrain Ass Brain
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Red @cryptid.dad · 09/07/2026
I just went all the way back to the legacy one. Retro ain't it.
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passivestar @passivestar.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Epic has announced Unreal Engine 6. It's a 20% bigger number than 5, making it the biggest number they have ever announced. Unfortunately it fell short of the last major update (4 to 5), which was a whopping 25% increase.
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Red @cryptid.dad · 15/05/2026
🧍‍♀️
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Smitner @smitner.studio · 30/04/2026
People keep telling me that my door is broken, looks normal to me.
A normal door
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Red @cryptid.dad · 24/04/2026
it doo doo
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Red @cryptid.dad · 23/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a young man wearing a hat that says ' where you get that i want that ' on it
ALT: a young man wearing a hat that says ' where you get that i want that ' on it
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Red @cryptid.dad · 23/04/2026
It's been like this for me the last little while with my job too. Just fucking unbearable. I can do it, but I feel like I'm driving an icepick into my skull actively... And doing nothing feels roughly the same so I might as well Do Something™️
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Red @cryptid.dad · 18/04/2026
I wish they still made it
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Red @cryptid.dad · 18/04/2026
Heavy ass G602 gang checking in
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Red @cryptid.dad · 13/04/2026
Cannot fucking agree more
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Red @cryptid.dad · 13/04/2026
Oh wow! A gun!
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Red @cryptid.dad · 09/04/2026
They're lying to you they just want it all for themselves, don't let the system keep from you whats yours!
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Red @cryptid.dad · 05/04/2026
Hold on. Not just "This week" but NEXT WEEK? 😭 Please
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Red @cryptid.dad · 03/04/2026
What the actual fuck
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Red @cryptid.dad · 02/03/2026
I've been eyeballing their boards but did see a lot of people recently saying their QA and support is terrible... At least Amazon will take it back I suppose. They also have the option of trying HEs which might be neat
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Red @cryptid.dad · 02/03/2026
Keyboard nerds of the internet... I require a new mechanical keyboard I prefer tactile, I require the numpad, and I'd like USB passthrough but I can live without it (begrudgingly) I don't need budget board... I can't seem to find anything good Suggestions?
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Red @cryptid.dad · 28/02/2026
For the love of fucking god this shit is baller. I want this in a damn print.
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Red @cryptid.dad · 22/02/2026
If you need scripts, mine are already made for heads so if you don't already have someone for this... Pretty fast for the scripting part, maybe :)
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〙✧ 𝘓𝘌𝘝𝘐 ✧〘 @enrgydrinkeater.puppi.monster · 20/02/2026
mini chibi reference for @cryptid.dad #commission | #furryart | #furryartwork | #furrynsfw
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Red @cryptid.dad · 16/02/2026
So you buttered that?
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Red @cryptid.dad · 15/02/2026
Play a loud high frequency noise back directly up against the wall that you/adults can't hear. It'll drive the kids insane and nobody but the kids can hear it... In minecraft
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Red @cryptid.dad · 14/02/2026
someone send help
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Red @cryptid.dad · 14/02/2026
they tested me for those
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Red @cryptid.dad · 13/02/2026
I'm a sr software engineer by trade... I can take a look! also I promise not to vomit (violently)
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Red @cryptid.dad · 13/02/2026
That shit was built right into Firefox... I thought it was the shit. Anyway time to watch that video all over again www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpdR...
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No Games For Young Men - Ep 3
YouTube video by Nogamesforyoungmen
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Red @cryptid.dad · 13/02/2026
2011 is calling 🫡 my submission is off to the races
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Red @cryptid.dad · 13/02/2026
Yes that 2nd monitor was a tv with speakers thank you very much
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Red @cryptid.dad · 13/02/2026
Following that up with my 2011 laptop collection
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Red @cryptid.dad · 13/02/2026
let me hit you with a 2013 ikea pic They really thought this shit was peak back then
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Red @cryptid.dad · 13/02/2026
I have a private one for Jake but idk if it's even worth releasing because it makes Jake's HUD break so I'd also have to release an alpha HUD with it, and auto alpha clothes won't work.
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Red @cryptid.dad · 12/02/2026
FUCK SENDING THEM IM FLYING OVER RN
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Red @cryptid.dad · 12/02/2026
they gotta bring back the armpit gusset I swear to god
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Red @cryptid.dad · 11/02/2026
At this point when someone I know gets that message from someone I tell them it's a right of passage... Dude has been doing it for YEARS with absolutely no change whatsoever.
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Red @cryptid.dad · 10/02/2026
Hamburger
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Red @cryptid.dad · 09/02/2026
do you tell him when you rip ass
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Red @cryptid.dad · 04/02/2026
Otherwise, if it's specifically taste, you'd have to get into Reverse Osmosis water treatment. Nothing else really gets rid of "taste" like that. I've got awful tap water at home and even a $2500 double stage filter, softener, and UV lamp didn't help. It did fix other issues, but not taste.
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Red @cryptid.dad · 04/02/2026
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