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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
It also raises the question of which jobs it should be replacing, but no one’s ready to have those conversations yet
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Dude AJ Green good
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
It’s clear they not familiar with Dairy Birds game 🔥 🔥 🔥
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West Side Rob @westsiderob.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
When the book is written about this period of American history, its title will be: The Arrogance of Ignorance.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
@netflix.com I’m gonna need a documentary on this Cypress college Cat controversy asap. Shit is wild
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Somebody just tried to rally their pitchforks to get me fired from my job because I liked a comment on my local Facebook chatter group lol just incredible stuff going on there. Like kiss my ass brotha snowflake supreme
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
One of my favorite desserts to make. So fucking good >regular cheesecake any day of the week
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Chaos Coded Guest Party Member @chaos-hero.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The power of governance is derived from the consent of the governed, and when consent is revoked...
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Feel bad for Doris, she used to be really good, idk if it was a booth chemistry thing or she didn’t do enough homework but she was terrible last year. Jefferson certainly isn’t an upgrade imo. But I’m glad I won’t have to hear her broadcast a Bucks game again.
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Jirachibi! 🏳️‍⚧️ @jirachibi.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
If Sol Ring has a million fans, I am one of them. If Sol Ring has one fan, its me. If Sol Ring has 0 fans, im dead.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/07/2025
sometimes everything going on in the world makes sense when you realize the average person just doesn’t know anything
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“.. traffic has dropped by only a single percentage point as a result of leaving Twitter ..” @niemanreports.org #Hellsite niemanreports.org/npr-twitter-...
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Was reminded of this today
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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TheJayster99 (SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS!) @tjayster99.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy fourth
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Spud Lovr @spudlovr.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Sauk County organizers fight off nursing home closure — for now ‘You won. The damn nursing home hasn’t been sold, and it hasn’t been closed,’ the county board chair tells residents as a resolution fails to advance. wisconsinwatch.org/2... #wiunion #wipolitics #StrongerTogether
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Sauk County organizers fight off nursing home closure — for now
“You won. The damn nursing home hasn’t been sold, and it hasn’t been closed,” the county board chair tells residents as a resolution fails to advance.
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Jim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Coming up for air from all the #Bucks moves. Initial national thoughts I have seen: * East is wide open but still not for Milwaukee. * Giannis Antetokounmpo will still want out - but maybe at the deadline instead. * Bucks not loyal / did Damian Lillard dirty but Lillard is “elated” with outcome
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Jim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Speaking of the veteran minimum, the #Bucks are bringing back reserve center Jericho Sims. www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
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Milwaukee Bucks set to bring back reserve center Jericho Sims on free-agent deal
Milwaukee Bucks set to bring back reserve center Jericho Sims on a two-year free-agent deal, with the second year being a player option.
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Some sick rummage sale finds #books #manuals #machining
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
THIS
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The Japan Times @japantimes.co.jp · 17/06/2025
Commentary: Sumo is entering a new era marked by record popularity, a rising Japanese champion and the fading influence of its greatest wrestler, Hakuho, reflecting both generational change and shift in Japanese identity.
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The national sport of Japan wrestles with a generational change
As one legend departs, another star is rising. In a new era, sumo is grappling with its future.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 14/06/2025
Protesters filled plazas, streets and parks across the U.S. on Saturday, gathering at demonstrations to call for protecting American democracy from President Trump. Follow live updates. nyti.ms/4e3BIzD
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/06/2025
Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.
protesters surround federal detention center in Los Angeles
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
You know it’s been a couple days, but fuck yea was it gas that Hosh beat Onosato on the final day. Just adds so much hype for #Sumo as a sport. Like Hosh proving the doubters wrong, and we got a sick ass Yokozuna rivalry brewing in our futures? Hell yea. Gonna be a pretty exciting era .
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Governor Tony Evers @govevers.wisconsin.gov · 24/05/2025
Wisconsin's state parks are some of our greatest assets for locals and visitors, alike!

We must continue to support our State Park System and ensure it continues to thrive for another 125 years and beyond!

Drop your favorite state park below! ⬇️
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Much loved and underfunded, Wisconsin State Parks celebrates 125 years
Wisconsin’s 50 state parks comprise nearly 156,000 acres and are enjoyed annually by about 20 million campers, hikers, anglers and others. The parks differ in size, popularity, staffing and ability to...
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Just gotta say, outside Onosato so many Rikishi are so close in record in Makuuchi . An extremely competitive Natsu Basho and some really exciting few days of #Sumo remaining! Huge bout tonight between the two Ozeki Onosato and Kotozakura!
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Mike Vorkunov @mikevorkunov.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Some perspective on this: — NBA averaged 2.68 million viewers on ABC this season, which was up 10% from last season. This game nudged past that in average viewership. — Lakers-Warriors was the NBA's 10th-highest rated regular season game this past season at 3.05 million. This game not too far off.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
500K Mexican-Americans served in the U.S. armed forces in WWII, as did millions of 1st and 2nd-gen immigrants, and 109K noncitizens. Mexican immigrant Macario Garcia won the Medal of Honor in Normandy. When he returned to the US, he was was arrested for trying to eat at a segregated restaurant.
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Tachiai.org @tachiai.org · 13/05/2025
Natsu 2025, Day Three Highlights I’m back! Thank you, Leonid, for the Makushita updates while I was away. I am eager to see this yusho contest, especially with Asanoyama and Enho both mounting comebacks from the division. Enho needs just one more tournament in juryo to earn his kabu (if I'm…
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Natsu 2025, Day Three Highlights
I’m back! Thank you, Leonid, for the Makushita updates while I was away. I am eager to see this yusho contest, especially with Asanoyama and Enho both mounting comebacks from the division. Enho needs just one more tournament in juryo to earn his kabu (if I'm getting my kabu math correct). As I think I'd mentioned in the comments, though, I'm not very eager for an Enho/Asanoyama bout.
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It’s #Sumo - Time baby
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Jesters Political Bluesky @jesterspolitical.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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Citizens' Impeachment @citizensimpeachment.com · 07/05/2025
“The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.” – Article II, Section 4 of the United States Constitution www.senate.gov/about/origin...
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U.S. Senate: Constitution of the United States
Constitution of the United States
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Clair Obscura is a fucking masterpiece. I am a cutscene hater, and I am searching for every cut scene and every secret possible in this game. I don’t think there’s a compliment I could personally give greater than that.
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NPR @npr.org · 05/05/2025
You and millions of other people rely on the NPR Network for trustworthy journalism. NPR’s editorial integrity and independence are non-negotiable. It’s a promise we make to you – a promise we will fight to keep. Now, we need your support. Donate today: n.pr/3EYClNR
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

tucson.com

Guatemalan woman who just gave birth in Tucson faces rapid deportationthe ONION
America's Finest News Source
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Expedition 33, has no right being so charmingly funny at times. Also the soundtrack absolutely slaps
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Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
FROM SHAMS: After conversations with Tyrese Haliburton’s father John Haliburton and the Indiana Pacers front office, John Haliburton will not attend the team’s home and road games for the foreseeable future, a Pacers spokesperson told ESPN.
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Rep. Jamie Raskin @raskin.house.gov · 30/04/2025
We can't rest until government is restored as an instrument for the people, not our homegrown theocrats, kleptocrats and oligarchs.
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
If I was scientifically illiterate and I read one study that rats have bigger penises than white males, believed it and then denied the 400 other papers that say no rat penises don’t get that big. And I then doubled down on that claim with no proof, my name would RFK jr.
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littlenomad @littlenomad.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I grew up reciting the Pledge of Allegiance every morning, admiring astronauts, soldiers, policemen, teachers, and healthcare workers. I was not pleading allegiance to an ethnonationalist state that ignores due process, ships poor immigrants to slave prisons, and deliberately fucks over the poor.
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Jim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Like, the talk of championships and contending and playoff seeds are well and good. But as she writes, the cold reality is always currency. Does ANYONE in the national NBA media echo chamber have any idea who Wes Edens and Jimmy Haslam are?
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I still comprehend those last 47 seconds of pure assery
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Lamest fucking shit I’ve seen in my life. Fuck Tyrese Halliburton fuck the Pacer fuck this fucking team fucking bulshit ass piss poor ass team
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Everybody bags on Horst all the time but damn AJ Green was such a ridiculously good undrafted pickup. Dude is a stone cold killer
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Happy for Canada :)
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Trumps going to employ the military against states. And put state law enforcement at odds with state government. What could possibly go wrong
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Luke @crypticplant.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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a man wearing glasses , a green jacket and a black hat is making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses , a green jacket and a black hat is making a funny face .
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