the #TrumpMobile phone is finally here... and it's a spray painted $150 chinese cell phone featuring an american flag with only 11 stripes that roughly 10,000¹ MAGAs paid $500 for.
¹ #Trump and co. claimed 600,000 orders but a data breach revealed there […]
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![[top] HOW PEOPLE THINK WW2 WAS
(image of giant american t-rex attacking 3 small velociraptors labeled labeled italy, japan, and italy)
[bottom] HOW IT REALLY WAS
(image of smaller american t-rex attacking the japanese and italian velociraptors as a rooster labeled france walks out stage left and an angry turtle labeled britain cheers it on below an army of thousands of velociraptors labeled russia ttacking the nazi velociraptor)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bwjkifd2kdfu33xzqbfj6uw3/bafkreibsa3v7kxffivcjarpxzpcpyz66dkxqgblndxrjotun2uoqrhlg5u)
![[video] A $500m megayacht linked to a sanctioned Russian oligarch just passed through the Strait of Hormuz amid the US blockade, according to tracking data. Erin and Seth Jones react:](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bwjkifd2kdfu33xzqbfj6uw3/bafkreiedez5aqynna5celamvg6jszlk6ggjcdpysv2hmolh5kknzfdbcf4)
