No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 6hSavvy Political Class: "The President has announced on social media he wants to bomb puppies, which surely must be part of a wily verbal strategy to disarm his opponents and accuse them of hysteria when taking him literally" President: "You seeing this video of the puppies? Arm the bombers." 000 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 6hSender: "Why hasn't this e-mail been answer?! Are they ignoring me? Have I somehow offended them? Is this a conspiracy against me personally?" Recipient: "I forgor lol" 000 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 6hComing around to the "Benoit's Razor" theory of human motivation, where the likeliest explanation is the dumbest and least emotionally satisfying for outside observers 210 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 20hHomerpalooza is such a weird and interesting episode as watching it today (particularly the last 3rd of it) is such an abrupt pop-culture time capsule in an otherwise incredibly timeless season seven. 020 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is like opening a high school history textbook from Texas and seeing it reframed as the War of Northern Aggression 0100 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sort of beautiful X The Everything App is only now creating their own Eugenics Wizard to crush on as if Draco / Harry slash fiction on Ao3 wasn't a solid 1/10 of all written language on the Internet 0182 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Is this why Claude's logo is a freshly wiped asshole 030 0
Reposted by No Thank You Computerhikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory 361871275 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026An administration filled with only the worst Cranky and Jock villagers 051 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Gork, my approvals are falling, but the war was suppose to raise them -- what happened" "You're so right, and that's on me." 020 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Folks blaming the re-elect of Trump and the continuation of long-standing U.S. foreign policy on on singular dude they've always disliked 030 0
Reposted by No Thank You ComputerLauren Tackle @unlox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran- 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah! ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang! 10921110 0
Reposted by No Thank You ComputerStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786462563 0
Reposted by No Thank You Computerlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/09/2026(me, an absolute fool, skimming some weird blogger's embarrassingly tedious harry potter fan fiction in 2010): I can safely say no one who reads this will ever become important 271859157 0
Reposted by No Thank You ComputerSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i'm gonna head off everyone who thinks this is sex negative by noting: 1) they are largely working together at a doomsday nonprofit while doing this, and 2) they recruit young idealists into this via literal harry potter fan fiction 684754 0
Reposted by No Thank You Computerjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026the sum total of Sam Alito’s jurisprudence on voting adds up to “You have the right to vote for a Republican and if you aren’t likely to vote for a Republican, then Republicans are allowed to disenfranchise you.” 312657439 0
Reposted by No Thank You ComputerStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Donald Trump is their emotional support character. It’s basically the male equivalent of women on Tumblr obsessed with a cartoon or video game character they have a crush on except the Tumblr girlies didn’t blow up the Persian Gulf. 1034445 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If it were to be ever localized (doubtful at this stage), it would need some strategic aesthetic sprite changes, dialogue updates, and renames for the mentioned offenders. Story would be unaffected, and that's what makes it so frustrating and understandable as to why Nintendo will never touch it 010 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I don't believe Shigesato Itoi is anything other than a kind-hearted individual who wanted to see people different than him represented, as he's spoken about openly. I think Mother 3 is in this weird spot as a product of early-00's culture & limited to Japan: surprisingly inclusive but hella clumsy 110 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It's super undiscussed how one of the few Black characters in the game is designed like a ministril character, speaks in stilted grammar, lives in a tipi, AND shares a name with the then President of Nintendo of American Reggie Fils-Aimé (among the first highly visible Black executives in gaming) 100 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Mother 3 is such an interesting game, as it's clearly a product of a big heart who openly wants greater inclusivity-- e.g. Duster's walk animation--but then also you have the kind-hearted gender non-conforming characters who are designed like a Ben Garrison strip and literally include a Romani slur 111 0
Reposted by No Thank You ComputerLiberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 03/09/2026"If you believe that your two-year-old's future will be 'secured or ruined' by whether or not he gets into the most fancy private preschool, the problem is not actually our system, it is your delusion. And more fundamentally, it is the peer group in which you have found yourself."liberalcurrents.comEditor's Notes: The Culture of Elite Conformism Enabled the Capitulations of the Second Trump TermWe need a Reconstruction not only of our institutions but of our system of producing elites. 415649 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hella premature for this, I think there is a big disconnect between primary discourse and historical results, like the assest of a strong connection to Black voters for Dems is highly under-appreciated (Obama, HRC, Biden) whereas the weakness of "loser stink" is pretty over-exaggerated (Trump 24) 130 0
Reposted by No Thank You Computerjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 31/08/2026perhaps because of their own media diet, pundits saw the 2024 election as an overwhelming rebuke of "woke." but ACTUAL VOTERS were not thinking in those terms. their calculation was overwhelmingly, "biden/harris is responsible for inflation, trump will make me rich." 91106138 0
Reposted by No Thank You Computerjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 31/08/2026the retconning is to support the argument that "trump won in 2024 because of anti-woke." but other than some nebulous "vibe shift" and the prominence of a few podcasters, there is vanishingly little hard evidence for this claim. 582682467 0
Reposted by No Thank You ComputerAaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The mass retconning of 2020 is largely targeted at media figures who are still on Twitter and it’s so frustrating to see it work, especially if you were involved in politics that year. 61361220 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Genuinely, it's darkly funny he just added the only post-FDR presidents he could remember: his enemies (Biden & Obama), the dead one (Carter), and Bubba (who somehow escaped "Failure" and made it to average???) 040 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Given that the base of this is some 1948 Life Magazine bullshit, it's darkly funny that he appears to have added post-FDR presidents himself, limited to the ones he remembers: Biden and Obama (his enemies) in "Failures", along with Carter (the dead one). Then Clinton in average (??) 020 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Made for a great music video location at the very least: m.youtube.com/shorts/hxGNc...m.youtube.comPlanet of the Bass (feat. DJ Crazy Times & Ms. Biljana Electronica)YouTube video by kylegordonisgreat 010 0
Reposted by No Thank You ComputerMike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026When it comes to signing open letters about academic freedom, “We have to take a principled stand!” doesn’t work if there have been loads of other much more obvious and serious instances of violations of academic freedom to which you said absolutely nothing. 4458105 0
Reposted by No Thank You ComputerReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The median American voter, voted for it be 2019 again and for Trump to make them rich, under the very mistaken belief that Worse Things Aren't Possible, and quite literally everyone is paying for it 171727249 0
Reposted by No Thank You ComputerStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Nobody will remember tomorrow and then in 2029 it will be a weeks-long scandal when President Normielib forgets to capitalize the “M” in “Marine.” 9917125 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Cyclops: "Nobody better sound my two urethas" The Wily Odysseus: 😏 000 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Odyssey Review: The Cyclop's dong shouldn't have been obscured by shadows, instead be given a shot establishing its two urethras 100 0
Reposted by No Thank You ComputerQuinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The main difference between 2016 and 2024 in terms of cultural response to Trump's victory was *elite* reaction (in 2016, horror; in 2024, delight bc of microwaved brains) 548779 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bringing my lobster bib to the cuck chair 1160 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026For the inverse, freaky sicko moments are so plentiful in Pynchon's work that the occasional subdued vanilla scenes become genuinely shocking and oddly earnest 050 0
Reposted by No Thank You ComputerMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The excesses of the Woke 1 era mostly amount to cringe public statements, harmless vocabulary updates and loss of prestige for public figures. The backlash to Woke 1, on the other hand, is imprisoning dissidents, dismantling public education and eroding democracy. That's what needs reckoning 242890604 0
Reposted by No Thank You ComputerNute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It's a sibling of "Why should I have to fund public services when The Billionaires pay nothing?" and ultimately a close relative of "Why should I have to pay taxes while my useless neighbour is on welfare?" It is *deeply* corrosive and fundamentally reactionary 112617 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"Listen, I don't care that you're Poli, I just gotta get my tongue on those Toes," I proceed to get double slapped. They flipped two heads. 030 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026President Clinton addresses the nation after vetoing the One Night Only law: "😏" 000 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Going to solitary confinement after fucking my way through my prison sentence (for all the sex I was having outside prison) 010 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Truth be told, I associate it more with inflation + right-wing non-English materials spreading flagrantly across communities, as the 65< numbers across Latino & Asian populations aren't that different: WhatsApp group chats have done unimaginable harm to many Aunties and Uncles 020 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Emphasizing "Richard 'Milhous' Nixon" like Fox dropping the Hussein 000 0
No Thank You Computer @cryingoflot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Tim Pool being outperformed by a 10-month decayed corpse is incredibly funny www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/u... 000 0
Reposted by No Thank You Computersundiego2015.bsky.social @sundiego2015.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Joe Biden would not consume Hentai. Because he was a real man. 296 0
Reposted by No Thank You ComputerAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Despite the whining about “ historical accuracy,” the racist backlash to the casting in Nolan’s Odyssey is about the right wanting to justify racial hierarchy by projecting it into a past where it did not actually exist. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0... 993793805 0