jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 04/10/2026here's another complaint about blue sky: not every reply to my own post is a threaded post. sometimes it's a reply to my own post! an important distinction. the above is not 2/3. it's a separate thing! 010
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 04/10/2026this would have done numbers on twitter if I were still followed by hundreds of gay guys who I hate!! 100
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 04/10/2026this whole time I thought "GOAT" stood for "Goings On About Town".... 110
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 03/10/2026I prefer to maintain an arms-length relationship with the guy I'm fisting 010
Reposted by jonathanlatina belt sprachbund🇲🇽🇵🇸🎃 @languagespeaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Going to the gym to lift up not just weights but also Tinashe 042
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 03/10/2026It's so bad out here we have reverse gainers (losers) looking for GLP1a forced intox doms :( 230
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 24/09/2026naming my children after my favorite YouTube videos. I think "Say It Right (Azerbaijani Version)" is a beautiful name for a girl. 030
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 21/09/2026a woman at nordstrom was complaining that every perfume smells the same now while buying an enormous bottle of baccarat rouge 020
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 13/09/2026how will they work around the fact that SJP's character was at the capitol on January 6? 110
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 04/09/2026had to open a bottle of wine to make dinner and I couldn't let it go to waste !! 000
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 28/08/2026Dolly should be canonized (made a saint) and Donald should be cannonized (blown from a gun) 030
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 22/08/2026Lol yeah it's very public! that's a whole different fetish! 010
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 22/08/2026wait is this how I find out I'm not sexy enough to get invited to go cruising at Keller Fountain? :( 010
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 22/08/2026Keller Fountain in downtown Portland somehow got labeled as a waterfall, so now the Sniffies AI has completely fabricated something about it being a cruisy wilderness area lol 210
Reposted by jonathanIt’s Argh @itsarghh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor but it is a girthy one 1152
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 20/08/2026like I'm sorry to say I went in with not great expectations 010
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 20/08/2026nobody told me Maddie's Secret was the best film of the year.... 110
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 19/08/2026even more gay guy karaoke songs: - Sufjan Stevens "Heirloom" - Annie Lennox "A Whiter Shade of Pale" - Los Prisioneros "Sexo" - The Innocence Mission "Lakes of Canada" - Nirvana "In Bloom" - Savage Garden "Affirmation" - Bright Eyes "At the Bottom of Everything" - Talk Talk "Eden" 010
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 19/08/2026made the mistake of assuming that paying with cash was a vibe at the worker-owned vegan cafe/restaurant and they said "....I guess if that's all you have" ☹️ 000
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 18/08/2026best karaoke songs for gay guys: - Sinéad O'Connor "This Is To Mother You" - Slowdive "Alison" - The Microphones "I'll Not Contain You" - Suzanne Vega "Luka" - Soda Stereo "Té para Tres" - The Magnetic Fields "Fear of Trains" - Piano Magic "I Am the Sub-Librarian" - TLC "Unpretty" 130
Reposted by jonathandave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160193694
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 12/08/2026"millennial pause" is actually about how much we love to pause the TV 010
