jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 04/10/2026this whole time I thought "GOAT" stood for "Goings On About Town".... 110
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 03/10/2026I prefer to maintain an arms-length relationship with the guy I'm fisting 010
Reposted by jonathanlatina belt sprachbund🇲🇽🇵🇸🎃 @languagespeaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Going to the gym to lift up not just weights but also Tinashe 042
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 03/10/2026It's so bad out here we have reverse gainers (losers) looking for GLP1a forced intox doms :( 230
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 24/09/2026naming my children after my favorite YouTube videos. I think "Say It Right (Azerbaijani Version)" is a beautiful name for a girl. 030
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 21/09/2026a woman at nordstrom was complaining that every perfume smells the same now while buying an enormous bottle of baccarat rouge 020
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 13/09/2026how will they work around the fact that SJP's character was at the capitol on January 6? 110
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 04/09/2026had to open a bottle of wine to make dinner and I couldn't let it go to waste !! 000
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 28/08/2026Dolly should be canonized (made a saint) and Donald should be cannonized (blown from a gun) 030
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 22/08/2026Keller Fountain in downtown Portland somehow got labeled as a waterfall, so now the Sniffies AI has completely fabricated something about it being a cruisy wilderness area lol 210
Reposted by jonathanIt’s Argh @itsarghh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor but it is a girthy one 1152
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 20/08/2026nobody told me Maddie's Secret was the best film of the year.... 110
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 19/08/2026made the mistake of assuming that paying with cash was a vibe at the worker-owned vegan cafe/restaurant and they said "....I guess if that's all you have" ☹️ 000
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 18/08/2026best karaoke songs for gay guys: - Sinéad O'Connor "This Is To Mother You" - Slowdive "Alison" - The Microphones "I'll Not Contain You" - Suzanne Vega "Luka" - Soda Stereo "Té para Tres" - The Magnetic Fields "Fear of Trains" - Piano Magic "I Am the Sub-Librarian" - TLC "Unpretty" 130
Reposted by jonathandave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160183694
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 12/08/2026"millennial pause" is actually about how much we love to pause the TV 010
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 01/08/2026megachurch takeover at the farmers market today and the main qualification for membership appeared to be owning a Sony a7iv + 24-105mm G 000
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 01/08/2026friday nights are for eating a bowl of oatmeal while reading werewolf porn 120
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 12/07/2026bought a light meter on eBay for a price that was too good to be true and guess what, I'm still shocked and upset to learn that it doesn't work! 120
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 11/07/2026tell me why I just left a $5 tip buying a bag of coffee..... 000
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 09/07/2026I'm guessing an "emerging technology" librarian just means "AI" 110
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 06/07/2026it's easy to make fun of AI people for being stupid, but I've been taking expensive probiotic throat lozenges that are almost certainly a hoax for years, so I'm not really in the best position to judge 110
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 04/07/2026I know it's mostly the pacific northwesternism talking, but I do think this new deodorant I got that's mostly made of coconut oil and black pepper actually works! 100
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 02/07/2026the basket I put all my eggs in was wirecutter-recommended, so I'm not that worried about it 020
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 30/06/2026I think iOS should let me take away the ability for an app to preempt my audio 010
Reposted by jonathanIt’s Argh @itsarghh.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Just wrapped the holenextdoor memorial service… it was so beautiful 0442
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 27/06/2026"oh we're not in line" then why the FUCK does it look like you're in line? MOVE 020
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 25/06/2026my favorite luxury grocery store didn't have cake flour or cream of tartar so I guess my birthday is fucking ruined 100
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 16/06/2026the night we have to sleep with all the windows open because of the heat is the night the neighbors decide to smoke every cigarette in the world right underneath them 000
Reposted by jonathanIt’s Argh @itsarghh.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Me when i go somewhere and see a gay person there: 1262
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 14/06/2026I'm keeping a bottle of good champagne in the fridge that was supposed to be for a housewarming party that never materialized but now is for when It happens 021
jonathan @cry.twombly.fyi · 13/06/2026I can't keep going to a barber who's way hotter than me. I need to find the city's most mid stylists before I stop getting my hair cut altogether. 020
