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Crush-Zombie

@crush-zombie.bsky.social
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Local mermaid-handyman who walks with a cane. I've been told I'm a good friend. 👑 (Currently playing:) - Dragon Quest VII

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GrimsChild @grimschild.bsky.social · 19h
gonintendo.com/contents/659... New cheat codes found *yesterday* that require SIMULTENOUS FOUR CONTROLLER INPUT STRINGS over two decades after release is something you can only do with a twenty-two dimensional brain
A series of complex cheat codes for the video game F Zero GX
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every night my body finds new, strange ways to hurt and feel
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some say there's honor in polishing a turd, although not for the turd's sake but in the very act of polishing it
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Think I might have to get another tooth pulled... ugh. Last time I went to the dentist I needed 4 root canals, and I can't afford even one of them. And thus I keep putting off going to the dentist... blurghhhhhh ;
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why does Discord's "games I like" widget fucking suck
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dvlsblsh @devilsblush.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
secret of mana / super famicom square, 1993
boy swinging sword by a cheerful looking stream. pink and yellow flowers litter the ground and small yellow enemy plays in the grass.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
In better news I finally added to my AZ-sama collection...! 🙏
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
How did I end up the person in my friend circle to whomst everyone sends news about Bleach lol... I'm the only person they know who's read the entire fucking thing but all I ever do is talk shit about it, I HATE it, Tite Kubo fucking sucks
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Man... having people around is addictive. Keep that in mind when you spend time with others ☝️
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Ada Basilisk, Haunted Doll VTuber @comfybasilisk.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
tfw you're 35 years old and your younger friends want to do an extremely slightly physically taxing activity
Raven (a 35 year old man from Tales of Vesperia), clutching his chest and with unsteady footing, saying "Gah. Damn this useless body..."
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
...Almost a solid week of bad withdrawal days... 😭 I had a good window for a couple days and it was so tantalizing... drawing me by the nose...
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Good god, what an introduction....!!! 🙏 Having been aware of what Teach looks like through cultural osmosis, the moment he appeared both me and the roomie were like 😱😱😱 Luffy... I would keep my distance...!!!!
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 17/06/2026
They shouldn’t feel stupid, they should feel afraid of getting their fucking faces smashed in for wearing a wire.
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
After some special circumstances my sertraline taper begins today.... since there aren't any pills where I live I'm doing the liquid taper, which is a weird experience for me lol... syringe in a weirdass bottle, mixing with water and chasing it down with strawberry/lychee juice.
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Accompanied a friend to get an iron infusion so I could comfort them and I ended up having two (2) vasovagal syncopes, kill me lol
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shmeric 🐌🐌 @ FLASHBACK XX79 🤖🛼 @shmuffalo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride!! Get your dick hard (literally or metaphorically), offer safety and comfort to your neighbor, and build power!! 🏳️‍🌈✊ And if you're wasting your righteous rage on other queer people, you've fucked up! Do better!
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Forcing myself to do nothing to recover from the ol' post exertional malaise truly is a form of torture ;;
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
ikeda can't be that busy
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Turns out the roommate that I primarily hang out with is leaving for their work term for 2 months 👁️👄👁️
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I've been on antidepressants for 17 years... this month I'm finally getting off the last one I've been on (sertraline), because I cannot handle the side effects anymore ; The fatigue, the destruction of my creativity, the just bleghh feelings every minute... It feels like I'm just waiting to die ;
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 25/09/2024
Good morning
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I'm glad crows are so common in many places in the world... I'm glad people see them, hear them, share their communities with them...
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
One Piece has things to say about healthcare as a means to chain citizens to capitalist labour and exploitation
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self to read One Piece instead of Bleach
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I've complained a lot about Siegfried's design for SCVI but STAB ME STAB ME JUST WRESTLE ME EVER SO SLIGHTLY AND STAB ME IN THE HEART
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
abra cadaverdog
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Salty Spacenoid🧂Charmuro consultant @saltyspacenoid.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This is still the art ever.
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Man, a storm rolled in and every inflammable part of my body has been aching painfully lol ;; my jaw, sinuses, my damaged face nerves, my hands (my thumbs especially), my hips, my back... I've literally just been limping around the house because of the humidity outside 😭
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The Grey Witch..........
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Flayed Olive 🏳️‍⚧️ @thewrongsideoftime.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
If you find Quess annoying you lose CCA
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spooky w.m.d. du bois @sjroadw.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
kills me every time lol
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Oh dear... I've been bewitched by the coolness of the T-Rex again ; Along with playing Pokemon games again it's been a real hit parade for my childhood lately lol
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[ceramic noises] @tomnuki.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
All I want for Christmas is the Waffle House stage to be added in Tekken before Harada officially leaves.
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Legends ZA really got me thinkin about death, loss, grief, forgiveness and the nature of restorative justice
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Kala @kala39.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
U.C.0079, 地球 ララァ #機動戦士ガンダム #art #イラスト
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
all of this could've been avoided if Kalos just fuckin taxed the rich
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 23/09/2025
Hell of a statement and who could argue
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I'll know I've hit the peak of my artistic skill when I can finally draw Solid Snake in any kind of acceptable way
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Oh y'know, the ol June 28th Frost Warning ✨
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🎃Creaky Legs (Ko-Fi)🏳️‍⚧️ @creakylegs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
First 5 minutes of GB@Nite and @grubb.wtf killed @danryckert.com @giantbomb.bsky.social @chucktowski.com @tolkoto.com
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I really wish I was just immune to being depressed about living in poverty
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT
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spoocecow @important.website · 20/04/2024
happy 5th anniversary to the best tweet of the last decade
Vincent D'Onofrio pig tilt stargazing tweet https://twitter.com/vincentdonofrio/status/1119703427179663360
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Josh Underhill @viviextreme.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
@janochoa.bsky.social @danryckert.com @giantbomb.bsky.social Jan and Dan, you made Canadian news!
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Crush-Zombie @crush-zombie.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Had another dream involving Brock Samson
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Y🔴⚪️🔄❌️❌️❌️ @yy0880yy2.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
シャアム
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Giant Bomb @giantbomb.com · 12/03/2025
Wait, Dan's weird?
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shmeric 🐌🐌 @ FLASHBACK XX79 🤖🛼 @shmuffalo.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Char nui on a couch made of red leather balls
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